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WorkingArrangements says I have to come up with a dream job next time I come in - despite having no dream job, and any 'dream job' would be highly unrealistic considering a general lack of abilities or skills or education or the intelligence or motivation or dedication that'd be required for anything not mundane.
And then we're going to just magically get me into it apparently. Seem to have very strange idea that regardless of being actually able to do something or not I'm supposed to just go out and do some random job and hey presto I'm a master at it; or the always infuriating 'you'll work your way up!' a concept I fail to grasp and no one seems to be able to explain. And to what exactly, senior fruit picker?
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sponsored drunk.
hot dog eating contester. talentless soap opera actor. zombie.
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^ or a combination of all four!
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i am so close but so far from workioh my dream jobs .. Two of them i can do unpaid, one of them i can do at a lower level. I dont know why i havent taken steps to get then yet
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lamont forgetting about money , what would you find interesting to do alk day? You at least need a goal, without that life is boring.
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You're Australian. Make it your life's mission to kick the shit out of Ricky Ponting. I will personally transport a prize from the prize trolley to you if you do.
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Samir: So what did you say? Peter Gibbons: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech. Michael Bolton: No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars. Samir: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities... Michael Bolton: Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if... [printer starts beeping] Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean? |
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i'd like to be graham lambkin's butler
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I haven't watched office space in at least a year. loveit.
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tell them that you want their job.
be sure to tell them that you don't want to do what they do, you just really want their specific job. good luck and godspeed. |
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Neg repped again! Never had so much neg rep. It's been quite a week.
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Transvestite prostitute. That would be my top choice. Maybe the next time around. Ah, the regrets, the regrets... .
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Weed dealer and part time record store clerk, with both oftne intermingling.
Oh wait, that's what I do.
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astronaut.
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labia waxer
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