R. Kelly - Trapped In The Closet chapters 1-1,000,000

CHOUT · 09.07.2007, 09:00 PM

It's on IFC right now...I liked it up until the midget came outta the cupboard.

CHOUT · 09.07.2007, 09:01 PM

He should dedicate the rest of his music career to making a million chapters actually...

val-holla-ing · 09.07.2007, 09:11 PM

genious.

Onani Nic · 09.07.2007, 10:52 PM

some of the best shit i've ever seen.

Silent Dan Speaks · 09.10.2007, 11:35 AM

The best part is he seriously thinks it's amazingly good.

When I first saw them I almost died laughing, they're too funny.

pbradley · 09.10.2007, 11:42 AM

Nothing lands my face into the palm of my hand like one of R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" treatments.

vulva · 09.10.2007, 01:43 PM

you see the live performance where he throws a pillow? it was awesome.

I also like how since he thinks a guy might be in his dresser, he pulls out his berretta.
This man's writing abilities can only be matched by his spotless personal record.

val-holla-ing · 09.10.2007, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Silent Dan Speaks

The best part is he seriously thinks it's amazingly good.

When I first saw them I almost died laughing, they're too funny.

but it IS amazingly good!

luxinterior · 09.10.2007, 07:33 PM

I genuinely loved Chapters 1 through 5, I mean I have the videos on the DVD that came along with TP.3 Reloaded. Wow, they were just the best. The ones after that...not so much. I've stopped watching. It's kind of upsetting.

val-holla-ing · 09.10.2007, 07:47 PM

lux, have you seen 13-22? there's some real gold in there.

luxinterior · 09.10.2007, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

lux, have you seen 13-22? there's some real gold in there.

No. I wasn't planning on it either, unless you can GUARANTEE that it's worthwhile.

val-holla-ing · 09.10.2007, 07:59 PM

it's so deep.

chapter 13 isn't that great, but it gets better and better. i mean, he even says "crazier than a fish with titties" for pete's sake!

CRAZIER THAN A FISH WITH TITTIES!

luxinterior · 09.10.2007, 08:08 PM

You've got to be kidding me.

What is the world coming to.

val-holla-ing · 09.10.2007, 08:29 PM

hopefully a world dominated by men who pee on 14 year old girls and go on to write what could be the best drama ever known to history.

luxinterior · 09.10.2007, 08:52 PM

Okay, I'll give you that much.

But only because I have a weakness for watersports!

atsonicpark · 10.12.2009, 07:48 PM

Sonic Youth 37 · 10.12.2009, 08:06 PM

best musical ever.

Silent Dan Speaks · 10.12.2009, 08:24 PM

Do parts 13-22 still have the same music that 1-12 do?

If so, that's awesome.

Sonic Youth Gossip · 10.12.2009, 08:40 PM

what the fuck for a second i thought chout had finally returned.

atsonicpark · 10.12.2009, 08:44 PM

don't cry for me, i'm already dead

09.07.2007, 09:00 PM	#1
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	It's on IFC right now...I liked it up until the midget came outta the cupboard. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	He should dedicate the rest of his music career to making a million chapters actually... __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	genious. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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09.07.2007, 10:52 PM	#4
Onani Nic the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 930	some of the best shit i've ever seen. __________________ I don't give a fuck thats the problem. I see a motherfuckin cop i don't dodge them.
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09.10.2007, 11:35 AM	#5
Silent Dan Speaks the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 603	The best part is he seriously thinks it's amazingly good. When I first saw them I almost died laughing, they're too funny.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Nothing lands my face into the palm of my hand like one of R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" treatments.
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09.10.2007, 01:43 PM	#7
vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	you see the live performance where he throws a pillow? it was awesome. I also like how since he thinks a guy might be in his dresser, he pulls out his berretta. This man's writing abilities can only be matched by his spotless personal record.
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09.10.2007, 07:33 PM	#9
luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	I genuinely loved Chapters 1 through 5, I mean I have the videos on the DVD that came along with TP.3 Reloaded. Wow, they were just the best. The ones after that...not so much. I've stopped watching. It's kind of upsetting. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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09.10.2007, 07:47 PM	#10
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	lux, have you seen 13-22? there's some real gold in there. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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09.10.2007, 07:59 PM	#12
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	it's so deep. chapter 13 isn't that great, but it gets better and better. i mean, he even says "crazier than a fish with titties" for pete's sake! CRAZIER THAN A FISH WITH TITTIES! __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	You've got to be kidding me. What is the world coming to. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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09.10.2007, 08:29 PM	#14
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	hopefully a world dominated by men who pee on 14 year old girls and go on to write what could be the best drama ever known to history. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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09.10.2007, 08:52 PM	#15
luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	Okay, I'll give you that much. But only because I have a weakness for watersports! __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	best musical ever. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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10.12.2009, 08:24 PM	#18
Silent Dan Speaks the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 603	Do parts 13-22 still have the same music that 1-12 do? If so, that's awesome.
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10.12.2009, 08:40 PM	#19
Sonic Youth Gossip stalker Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 389	what the fuck for a second i thought chout had finally returned.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	don't cry for me, i'm already dead __________________
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