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Old 05.08.2009, 12:32 PM   #1
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Hmmmmm????
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Old 05.08.2009, 12:35 PM   #2
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does that require a special procedure, or can it be done at home?

I guess that would be the deciding factor.
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Old 05.08.2009, 12:36 PM   #3
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I'm pretty sure it could be done both ways, depending on what you wanted to spend and how fast you wanted it done.
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Old 05.08.2009, 12:38 PM   #4
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well...why do I have to be rich then?

can't I just start stretching it out now, for free??

I'm aiming for a cunt large enough to hide small animals, like puppies.
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Old 05.08.2009, 12:49 PM   #5
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You could...but I'm sure you could attain it easier if you were rich. Unless girlgun is into the ancient art of cunt-stretching. Somehow, I doubt she is, but what do I know?
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Old 05.08.2009, 12:56 PM   #6
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spoof thread....nice.
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Old 05.08.2009, 01:31 PM   #7
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my lawyers will be in touch.
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Old 05.08.2009, 01:38 PM   #8
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my lawyers will be in touch.

I don't think I want to be touched by lawyers.
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Old 05.08.2009, 01:39 PM   #9
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what if my cunt already holds a world record for it's cavernous depths and majestic breadth?

should I be pressed to go further, or happy with what I have?
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Old 05.08.2009, 01:40 PM   #10
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I would say its a personal choice. If you want to further push the limits and challenge yourself, go for bigger, but if you have achieved all of you dreams with the cunt-stretching, relax.
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Old 05.08.2009, 01:40 PM   #11
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if I relax, it might snap back into place.
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Old 05.08.2009, 01:42 PM   #12
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if I relax, it might snap back into place.

Maybe you can fashion sonme sort of disk or cunt-shape-holding device. Like the African tribes do...well, you know, for their necks and ears and lips and stuff.
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Old 05.08.2009, 01:44 PM   #13
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africans make cunt-shape-holding devices? why would they do such a thing, when they are clearly more interested in chopping them up?

pictures or it didn't happen.
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Old 05.08.2009, 01:46 PM   #14
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So that's where they're keeping all the food. The cheeky swines. I hope Geldof is aware of this.
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Old 05.08.2009, 06:23 PM   #15
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A massive one to stuff aaaaaaaall my money in.

except, uh... not.
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Old 05.08.2009, 06:28 PM   #16
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Hmmmmm????

now if a six, turned out to be nine, I don't mind, I don't mind.... cuz I got my own world to live and I aint gonna copy you..
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Old 05.08.2009, 06:31 PM   #17
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eh, weón, where have you been? people were asking. good to see you're alive.
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Old 05.08.2009, 07:02 PM   #18
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^^^ could say the same for you, cursing-box-man. were you in san francisco too? I assumed you were working and / or angry. san francisco sounds like more fun.
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Old 05.08.2009, 07:03 PM   #19
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Hmmmmm????

That's what I thought the original thread said at first!
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Old 05.08.2009, 07:07 PM   #20
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