Great adverts of our times

Glice · 05.01.2009, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by An advert I just saw

Have you ever fantasised about dressing two girls up as Rabbis and having them spank each other with a piece of ham?"

Amazing, no?

jon boy · 05.01.2009, 01:02 PM

watch the adverts with the sound off. its very strange.

cue charlie brookers top 10 dicks in advertising someone...

!@#$%! · 05.01.2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Amazing, no?

that depends on whether the ham is dry cured or wet cured.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.01.2009, 01:06 PM

Or kosher, for that matter.

Glice · 05.01.2009, 01:16 PM

What is it about Americans that leads them to not be able to grasp the concept of comedy?

I mean, apart from the fact that Americans produce better comedy. I don't understand how the country that produced Curb and the Simpsons also made you two 'tards.

jon boy · 05.01.2009, 01:18 PM

i wouldnt say they produce better comedy. they due produce some very good shows, they also produce two and a half men and joey. tards indeed.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.01.2009, 01:18 PM

I got the joke.
But if they were kosher, it wouldn't be nearly as humorous.

Kloriel · 05.01.2009, 01:19 PM

what the fuck i thought this was about cool advertisements on the tele.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.01.2009, 01:21 PM

As an American, I feel that Encino Man is much funnier.

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by An advert glice just saw

Have you ever fantasised about dressing two girls up as Rabbis and having them spank each other with a piece of ham?"

GET OUT OF MY MIIIIIIND!!

!@#$%! · 05.01.2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

I got the joke.
But if they were kosher, it wouldn't be nearly as humorous.

kosher ham, yeah, i patented that. but there's the issue of SPLATTER, which is what really makes things "amazing". nothing amazing about a dry ham. NOTHING. i don't care if rabbis are involved.

i suspect glice might be a bit slower than he's led us to believe.

Glice · 05.01.2009, 01:37 PM

The point was, are you adding to a gag or over-analysing it? It's the same thing as how America institutionally misunderstands Freud, Lacan and Derrida (not to mention Jameson and Lyotard). Some things you can do well; some things you can't.

Anyway...

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.01.2009, 01:39 PM

I've always gotten the hint that he was illiterate.

Glice · 05.01.2009, 02:09 PM

That's 'ill', meaning good, and 'literate', meaning literate.

!@#$%! · 05.01.2009, 02:15 PM

or maybe he's obsessed with religion to the exclusion of everything else.

sight, sound, smell, texture, the wild eruption of imagination, all dwarfed by a silly god.

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 02:16 PM

I've always gotten the hint that glice was good literate.

!@#$%! · 05.01.2009, 02:17 PM

here be satan:

you're saved!

pbradley · 05.01.2009, 02:18 PM

too bad this never got picked up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj66794m6YI

Savage Clone · 05.01.2009, 02:19 PM

Well, there's this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnOyMSEWNTs

And this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM

demonrail666 · 05.01.2009, 04:36 PM

I strongly suspect that all good American comedies are secretly written by a bloke called Ian from Bishop Stortford.

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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	watch the adverts with the sound off. its very strange. cue charlie brookers top 10 dicks in advertising someone... __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	Or kosher, for that matter.
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i wouldnt say they produce better comedy. they due produce some very good shows, they also produce two and a half men and joey. tards indeed. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	I got the joke. But if they were kosher, it wouldn't be nearly as humorous.
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Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	what the fuck i thought this was about cool advertisements on the tele. __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	As an American, I feel that Encino Man is much funnier.
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Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	I've always gotten the hint that he was illiterate.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	or maybe he's obsessed with religion to the exclusion of everything else. sight, sound, smell, texture, the wild eruption of imagination, all dwarfed by a silly god.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I've always gotten the hint that glice was good literate.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	here be satan: you're saved!
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	too bad this never got picked up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj66794m6YI
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Well, there's this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnOyMSEWNTs And this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I strongly suspect that all good American comedies are secretly written by a bloke called Ian from Bishop Stortford.
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