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Old 08.30.2009, 02:32 PM   #1
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:35 PM   #2
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Pigs. I am not even joking.
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:37 PM   #3
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its gonna have to be something quick and seriously fucked up personality wise. cats?
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:37 PM   #4
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:38 PM   #5
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Dolphins

they'd rule the seas maybe, but they'd be rubbish in a land war.
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:39 PM   #6
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:41 PM   #7
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Wolverines? Those bastards are nasty.
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:42 PM   #8
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Crows....easy.
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:44 PM   #9
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crows is a good one actually
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:45 PM   #10
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crows is a good one actually

Crows are much more peaceful birds that it might seem.
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:46 PM   #11
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it might be better just to do it in terms of land animals
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:48 PM   #12
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marmosets obviously.
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:48 PM   #13
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:49 PM   #14
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Hyenas or cats.
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:50 PM   #15
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:51 PM   #16
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Actually, if "winning" just means surviving, then waterbears would win.
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:52 PM   #17
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why would a waterbear win out over say an alligator?
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:55 PM   #18
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Rats is a good one. Cats is an easy option because they are more prone to show how aggressive they can be, even though deep down they aren't the smartest of animals. Pigs and rats are quite systematic, kind of rational sort of creatures, and only attack if necessary. I thought about foxes too, but they don't do very well in broad daylight.
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:56 PM   #19
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we're forgeting the human of course.
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Old 08.30.2009, 02:59 PM   #20
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oh yeah.. and we've already won so no question really. what about between insects? i think that would have to be centipedes theyz nasty bastards
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