sonic youth story by uncyclopedia

diskaholic-anonymous · 05.20.2009, 02:46 PM

i don't know if that was posted but i can't stop laughind with this, read it .please!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Youth

Members
* "Stone Cold" Steve Shelley - sex conquest
* Lee Analdo - Guitar, vocals, a mean round of poker
* Kim Gobble - Some bass, zombie-like moaning, spastic flailing
* Thurston "G Howell" Moore - Guitar, vocals, Beck impersonations
* Jim O'Dork (2001-2005) - Pokemon Silver
* Mark Ibold (2006-present) - Ukelele, Bass, Glockenspiel, Steve Shelley's MOM, beer

greedrex · 05.20.2009, 02:53 PM

Even in old age, they still laugh at a good fart

greedrex · 05.20.2009, 02:53 PM

A typical Sonic Youth fan.

Danny Himself · 05.20.2009, 02:54 PM

Most of it was authored by schizophrenicroom, finding nobody and I.. years ago..

automatic bzooty · 05.20.2009, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by greedrex

Even in old age, they still laugh at a good fart

who dealt it? my guess is thursty.

Sonic Youth 37 · 05.20.2009, 03:21 PM

I'd say Jim considering the look Kim is giving him.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Most of it was authored by schizophrenicroom, finding nobody and I.. years ago..

Ah the good ole days.

auto-aim · 05.20.2009, 04:38 PM

i love uncyclopedia... I laughed for days at the movie poster for the sonic the hedgehog movie.

diskaholic-anonymous · 05.20.2009, 04:58 PM

One of my favourites:

"Despite the flamboyant rumors that Thurston Moore is an extensive record collector, the truth is that Moore only listens to Slayer, Goatwhore, and Miley Cyrus. On one occasion when Steve Shelley bought Thurston a Rage Against The Machine CD for his birthday, Thurston smashed the gift in front of everybody and ran upstairs to his bedroom to sulk moodily. By the time Kim Deal coaxed him out of his bedroom with the promise of hot indie sex, Thurston had written Rather Ripped".

Danny Himself · 05.20.2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

Ah the good ole days.

tru tru

finding nobody · 05.21.2009, 01:02 AM

I take credit.
not for the photos. but, a little of the words.

atsonicpark · 05.21.2009, 01:18 AM

05.20.2009, 02:46 PM	#1
diskaholic-anonymous stalker Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: experimental sonic fields of lisbon Posts: 403	i don't know if that was posted but i can't stop laughind with this, read it .please! http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Youth Members * "Stone Cold" Steve Shelley - sex conquest * Lee Analdo - Guitar, vocals, a mean round of poker * Kim Gobble - Some bass, zombie-like moaning, spastic flailing * Thurston "G Howell" Moore - Guitar, vocals, Beck impersonations * Jim O'Dork (2001-2005) - Pokemon Silver * Mark Ibold (2006-present) - Ukelele, Bass, Glockenspiel, Steve Shelley's MOM, beer
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05.20.2009, 02:53 PM	#2
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	Even in old age, they still laugh at a good fart __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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05.20.2009, 02:53 PM	#3
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	A typical Sonic Youth fan. __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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05.20.2009, 04:38 PM	#7
auto-aim the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wales Posts: 650	i love uncyclopedia... I laughed for days at the movie poster for the sonic the hedgehog movie. __________________ His Naked Torso
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05.20.2009, 04:58 PM	#8
diskaholic-anonymous stalker Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: experimental sonic fields of lisbon Posts: 403	One of my favourites: "Despite the flamboyant rumors that Thurston Moore is an extensive record collector, the truth is that Moore only listens to Slayer, Goatwhore, and Miley Cyrus. On one occasion when Steve Shelley bought Thurston a Rage Against The Machine CD for his birthday, Thurston smashed the gift in front of everybody and ran upstairs to his bedroom to sulk moodily. By the time Kim Deal coaxed him out of his bedroom with the promise of hot indie sex, Thurston had written Rather Ripped".
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05.21.2009, 01:02 AM	#10
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	I take credit. not for the photos. but, a little of the words.
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05.21.2009, 01:18 AM	#11
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	__________________
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