[static-harmony]

The Angels past swiftly through the gate giggling. They were able to sneak by through the grass hedges. God was asleep anyways. “SO what are we going to do down in earth?” asked angel 1, (their names have been hidden to protect their identity.)
“What else, wreck havoc. That’s all.” said the third angel. As they flew down in mad speed, angel two bumped his head with a concrete cloud. and started spiraling down faster till angel 1 catch him. “Watch it, you need to be careful which cloud you get into, do you want to wake up god? You know that is his security bells, at least you did not hit yourself too hard.”

They landed on the city of Los Angeles. The downtown area was over run by homeless people. So what they first did as they landed was talk to a homeless guy. “ So what do you think of my wings?” Asked angel 2. “Freaks.” Said the homeless guy. So Angel 2 shoved the homeless man into the one of the garbage dumpsters, he hit his head.

Soon they were taking the only subway to Hollywood. As soon as they got off angel 1 was the most shocked of them all. All they could muster of what is Hollywood was a hopeless wasteland. “What this is it? It is nothing like they say on Heaven TV, or the Paradise Globe. Just more homeless people and freaks passing as ugly looking look-alikes. Agh!!! This is depressing, don’t you guys agree.” Angel 2 and 3 just nodded in approval of what he said. They fitted right in with their wings, no one thought them strange. Only the other sight seers who were just as shock as them. Angel 3 looked straight into one of the tourists and smashed his hand in his face. The tourist only gasped, and said “rude.” Someone in a passing car shouted with the full capacity of the lungs, “ go to fucking West Hollywood you fags.” And the car sped away in a fury. The 3 angels looked at each other and thought it quite hilarious. With some sort of magical thing angels carry they made the car crash into a post. Then they burst into a laughter of lost hope. Soon the angels tried to get into a club, but were refused due to inappropriate dress code. Whatever that meant for them. So they punch the door guy in the face and a fight ensued

Angel 2 was hitting the guy in the face, while angel 1 was try to get one of the security off angel 1 back. When he received a blow in the back by another security, and the timid angel 3 finally had to get in. He was the strongest of them all and when he punched the second security he left him unconscious, then he punch the second in a mad fury that had been boiling within him. And he left him unconscious as well. then the door guy backed away, and the fight stopped. So they decided to go down to the valley.

When they got there, it was only a dark suburb with eerie dreams hanging loosely over the valley’s sky. Soon right away they all said in unison, “let’s get out of here it is too depressing.” They always said things in unison. “Man look at those streets they are dirty, you would think a suburb would be nice looking. But ah this is pure vileness and ickyness.” said angel 2. “Let’s go to the beach?” said angel 1 They decided to fly instead of taking the subway. When they landed on the beach they were in Santa Monica, The sadness was still presence here as well. They went on the Ferris wheel, and they looked at the beach and the few people there. The aroma of wet dreams came to them, and angel 1 spitted at the ship bottom to theirs. The one at the others yelled some sort of profanity, it was lost by the time the angels heard it. Angel 3 said to them, “learn your manners, Jesus no wonder god is annoyed by them.” “Yeah no wonder he sleeps now, not like before when he would be up all day.” said angel 2. Their eyes met at the moon and realized there was nothing here to offer them any fun. “Let’s go home” said angel 1. So they lift their wings and flew away up towards the moon. Their silhouettes amazed the people on the pier. Again angel 2 hit his head on the head with the same concrete cloud. When they got to the gates, there were sirens blasting.

When they try to sneak in, they were stopped. God came in with such madness in his eyes. And scolded them, “where were you angels at? you know how worried I was? No I know you angels don’t know how afraid I was. Typical, who masterminded this escape?” They were terrified to answer. Angel 2 finally said, “it was angel 3.” It was true. “Ah so it was angel 3 then, huh. Why you did that son?” God said. Angel 3 could only muster, “I was bored of here.” “I see well since you are bored here, you are going to become the king of your own world. I am sending you to Hell # #396, and since you two decided to follow him, you guys will be his demons, and listen to his command. You guys will be able for parole in one-thousand years.” With that they felt to Hell #396 the latest alternate hell created by god. And god said with such sadness, “Bring me the clones of this three again, we will have to try again with making good angels of them.”

[looking glass spectacle]

are there gonna be zombies?