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View Poll Results: Do you poop and post? | |||
Yes |
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5 | 31.25% |
No |
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11 | 68.75% |
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#1 |
expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vagina
Posts: 1,900
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I am defecating. Laptops rule.
Does anyone else partake in the awesome passtime of shit-surfing? |
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#2 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Australia
Posts: 5,461
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haha
hmm, if i poop i poop pretty quickly so no need for a laptop or book for me
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#3 |
expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vagina
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It always takes me awhile for some reason. I probably have cancer or something.
Tiger (felis catus) is sitting on the bathroom sink watching me. |
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#4 |
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Australia
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i wonder what complaints this thread will get
im sure it wont be anything new
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#5 |
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Brooklyn
Posts: 3,615
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i like to read thrasher while i poo.
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#6 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mars attacks
Posts: 42,537
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very joycean.
is your last name bloom? ps- something stinks |
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#7 |
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oxford, England
Posts: 15,225
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When I poop, I just poop. When I'm here, I'm just here.
Zen pooping. Zen typing.
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Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks. |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mars attacks
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wow. very zen. |
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#9 |
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: SoKo
Posts: 10,621
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I have a book on the philosophy of James Bond in my bathroom. I've read it over time and again but I always glance over it while dropping the kids off at the pool.
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#10 |
expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Henrietta, TX
Posts: 2,412
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When I poop I study geography with my shower curtain that has a map of the world on it.
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#11 |
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Australia
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thats a great shower curtain
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#12 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy.
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i usually bring my laptop in, yes.
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#13 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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although I have the technical abilty to do so, I would not wish to have floating poo particles touching my touchscreen.
no way, josé. |
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#14 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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i usually have to hold myself down... i probably have a strong sphincter or something... shoots those turds out real quick
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#15 |
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just please dont talk on the phone while crapping. so very wrong.
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That's awesome. I don't like how it's black though, it would be better blue. But they seem to have made a lot of the countries blue...
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#17 | |
expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Henrietta, TX
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It's clear. We have a very dark blue curtain behind it. All inland bodies of water are blue. |
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#18 |
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: SoKo
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#19 | |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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That's where I draw the line. That's just tacky.
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#20 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it
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I'm suddenly frightened by the sheer volume of what I read on the internet being written while on the toilet. That really is something I wish I could not think about.
Edit: What a waste of a 1,000th post.
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