eat your own cum

jon boy · 11.04.2009, 09:35 PM

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

http://static.lulu.com/items/volume_...212-1248413534

Glice · 11.04.2009, 09:42 PM

Ha! Cookingwithcum.com has been a standing joke in our house for a year or so. Basically, any time anyone cooks for the other two, and it doesn't taste like shite, it's "What's the secret ingredient?" "Oh, my man-paste". Not the funniest thing, but nice to see that SYG has caught up with a shit in-joke.

jon boy for the win!

Seandi · 11.04.2009, 10:13 PM

keeping it simple can eat my own come.

knox · 11.04.2009, 11:14 PM

its kind of old.

jon boy · 11.04.2009, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox

its kind of old.

old man jam. mmmm

knox · 11.04.2009, 11:20 PM

if only it tasted good.

amerikangod · 11.04.2009, 11:54 PM

Ok, now what?

jon boy · 11.05.2009, 12:03 AM

atsonicpark · 11.05.2009, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Ok, now what?

Hahaha.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 11.05.2009, 01:00 AM

Hmmm, seems like a good Christmas present for some people I know.

atsonicpark · 11.05.2009, 01:25 AM

I like the section entitled, "Cheese Jiz: Adding semen to your cheese." Our family has now been enjoying Jiz Burgers, Jiz Fries, and Salami & Jiz Sandwiches. Tonight we're eager to try the Banana Cream Pie.

atsonicpark · 11.05.2009, 01:27 AM

I've tried most of the recipies in this book, many over the last weekend. I can truely say each one is a taste sensation!

atsonicpark · 11.05.2009, 01:27 AM

We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made. Thanks Semen cookbook!

jon boy · 11.05.2009, 01:40 AM

someone once jizzed all over my friends bike seat on a train once. that was pretty disturbing.

radarmaker · 11.05.2009, 08:07 AM

Was it a sexy-looking bike or something?

loubarret · 11.05.2009, 11:42 AM

Or he just took a ride on it?

God I suck at jokes

knox · 11.05.2009, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy

someone once jizzed all over my friends bike seat on a train once. that was pretty disturbing.

that is so fucking disgusting, explain.

jon boy · 11.05.2009, 01:07 PM

he was alone on the train, it was rural i think and late night when two guys got on and despite the completely empty carriage they sat right next to him which wierded him out a bit. so he decided to get up and moved to the other end of the carriage but forgot about his bike which was at the opposite end, the two guys went over to it and one of them, the one who kept smiling, had his back to him but was clearly cracking one off. they got off the train much to the relief of my friend and when he went to retrieve his bike there was the man jam right there. he waslked the bike home and burnt the saddle. it was a sexy bike though.

knox · 11.05.2009, 01:14 PM

this was around the time they didnt have cams?

lets ask lisa.

http://lisa.nationalrail.co.uk/NRE/b...=1257444712383

artsygrrl · 11.05.2009, 05:41 PM

This must be for all the vegets everywhere but apparently it's not just for sex anymore.

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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I like the section entitled, "Cheese Jiz: Adding semen to your cheese." Our family has now been enjoying Jiz Burgers, Jiz Fries, and Salami & Jiz Sandwiches. Tonight we're eager to try the Banana Cream Pie. __________________
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I've tried most of the recipies in this book, many over the last weekend. I can truely say each one is a taste sensation! __________________
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11.05.2009, 01:40 AM	#14
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	someone once jizzed all over my friends bike seat on a train once. that was pretty disturbing. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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radarmaker the end of the ugly Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,122	Was it a sexy-looking bike or something?
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loubarret expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Dutch suburbs Posts: 1,573	Or he just took a ride on it? God I suck at jokes
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11.05.2009, 01:07 PM	#18
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	he was alone on the train, it was rural i think and late night when two guys got on and despite the completely empty carriage they sat right next to him which wierded him out a bit. so he decided to get up and moved to the other end of the carriage but forgot about his bike which was at the opposite end, the two guys went over to it and one of them, the one who kept smiling, had his back to him but was clearly cracking one off. they got off the train much to the relief of my friend and when he went to retrieve his bike there was the man jam right there. he waslked the bike home and burnt the saddle. it was a sexy bike though. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	this was around the time they didnt have cams? lets ask lisa. http://lisa.nationalrail.co.uk/NRE/b...=1257444712383 __________________
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11.05.2009, 05:41 PM	#20
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	This must be for all the vegets everywhere but apparently it's not just for sex anymore.
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