[cuetzpalin]

i feel fucking stressed and tired. i want one. i need one! fuck

[Rob Instigator]

help yrself!

My orgasm service for the ladies had to shut down due to health code violations. sorry

[cuetzpalin]

thanks but it's not the same as real orgasm you know..

[jennthebenn]

don't take orgasms for granted, people.

[Iain]

Yes but it's an orgasm nonetheless. So that means you have had self satisfaction in that period? That counts.

I can't imagine going a year without an orgasm. I think the most I have gone since I hit about 13 or 14 is a week.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by cuetzpalin

i feel fucking stressed and tired. i want one. i need one! fuck

I'm not sure what to say, other than that you have my deepest condolences.

[cuetzpalin]

Originally Posted by Iain

Yes but it's an orgasm nonetheless. So that means you have had self satisfaction in that period? That counts.

I can't imagine going a year without an orgasm. I think the most I have gone since I hit about 13 or 14 is a week.

you lucky bastard well women have it more difficult than men..

[Iain]

Not really. The vast majority of them were through masturbating.

[cuetzpalin]

you must have big muscles

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by cuetzpalin

thanks but it's not the same as real orgasm you know..

that's what my g/f tells me.

she likes it when the very top of her vagina is impacted by my "helmet'. she says those are the best.

[king_buzzo]

haha helmet

[afterthefact]

You should trying getting married. Granted, you won't have more, and you may even have less, but it won't bother you as much

[cuetzpalin]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

that's what my g/f tells me.

she likes it when the very top of her vagina is impacted by my "helmet'. she says those are the best.

mmmmmm yyesss

[cuetzpalin]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

You should trying getting married. Granted, you won't have more, and you may even have less, but it won't bother you as much

i really can't imagine myself as some good wife but it would be cool wedding, sweets, cake, striptease, alcohol..

[Toilet & Bowels]

why don't you just get a vibrator?

[cuetzpalin]

specified: i want an orgasm, a good fuck with some attractive man

[nicfit]

Good luck finding one browsing an internet forum!

[Toilet & Bowels]

try out one of those websites where you can pick up a random stranger, i don't know what any of them a called, but my mum knows a couple who got divorced because the husband had become addicted to them, so they obviously work.

[cuetzpalin]

haha thanks, i'll check it out. for fun at least

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

You should trying getting married. Granted, you won't have more, and you may even have less, but it won't bother you as much

are you crackers??