the bono appreciation thread!!!!

floatingslowly · 01.29.2008, 11:46 AM

we all love him. we all want to be him.

yep, this thread's ALL ABOUT bono!

the man.

the myth.

the peace-itarian!

what? you say that peace-itarian isn't a real word? well it is, thanks to bono!

so, here's the rules:

play nice (this is about bono. yay!)
post about bono
post bono pictures!
post yr favorite bono stories
1.2.3. go!go!go!

?????????
bono!
?????

mission accomplished!!!

ChocolateJesus · 01.29.2008, 11:47 AM

floatingslowly · 01.29.2008, 11:51 AM

ChocoJ, please die in a fire!

this thread is for the REST OF US that love bono!

YAY! let's shop!!!

OMG BONO why the big soled shoes? are you a shorty IRL?

tesla69 · 01.29.2008, 11:55 AM

He made AL Gore laugh on CSPAN the other day. [remainder of post censored under guise of playing nice]

afterthefact · 01.29.2008, 12:12 PM

This little girl was going to jump before Bono talked her down. Then they got ice cream.

floatingslowly · 01.29.2008, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

This little girl was going to jump before Bono talked her down. Then they got ice cream.

that's a wonderful story! it's even almost as wonderful as nef's new pair of shoes! almost.

my favorite bono story is the one about how when he was but a wee('er) lad, his parents made him go church. he was so incited over this degradation, that he penned the song "Sunday, Bloody Sunday".

it was also during this impressionable time that bono discovered his fondness for eating small black children!

Rob Instigator · 01.29.2008, 01:01 PM

Bono used to be partnered with an amazon woman. They sang in brightl;y colored outfits. He died in a tragic skiing accident. The Edge was very sad, so he became an "intern"

gmku · 01.29.2008, 01:03 PM

Ha ha. You said, "Bono."

floatingslowly · 01.29.2008, 01:07 PM

File Under: SCAREY, BUT TRUE!

In the middle of the Dark Ages, Europe’s population lived in very real fear of bono. The signs that were used to determine whether or not someone was a bono included:

-hairy hands or feet

-height extending soles

-small and pointed ears that were generally sited quite low and towards the back of the head

-thick eyebrows that meet in the middle

-protruding teeth

-red tinged, curled fingernails

-long third fingers

-breath that smells like small black children.

-persons who drank at a bono watering hole.

-persons who ate bonos or their brains

-persons who were killed by bonos.

Hollywood has helped to add a few characteristics of its own to the legend of bono. Many bono films suggest that a full new moon is the trigger for a person to change into the bono. There is also the suggestion that a bono bite may turn someone into a bono.

Rob Instigator · 01.29.2008, 01:14 PM

cher. still fuckable at 60?

here she is with a guy who could not even begin to get wood from her, in 1975, two years after I was born

at the oscars thorugh the years

bono still wants her. she is a foot taller than his leprechaun ass

afterthefact · 01.29.2008, 01:16 PM

Bono goes way back, and he has played a much larger role in history than any could have imagined...

afterthefact · 01.29.2008, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

cher. still fuckable at 60?

here she is with a guy who could not even begin to get wood from her, in 1975, two years after I was born

at the oscars thorugh the years

bono still wants her. she is a foot taller than his leprechaun ass

I've never had anything against Cher, minus her horrible music, especially of late. I had a simultaneous crush on her and Winona Ryder in Mermaids when I was little.

Rob Instigator · 01.29.2008, 01:22 PM

Rob Instigator · 01.29.2008, 01:22 PM

Rob Instigator · 01.29.2008, 01:24 PM

Rob Instigator · 01.29.2008, 01:24 PM

look at this dipshit

floatingslowly · 01.29.2008, 01:25 PM

HA HA!

you poor fools have no idea that cher is ACTUALLY bono in drag.

all it took was:

a wig
some really big shoes
lots of makeup.

and bono has fooled yr tinkie winkies into flag-pole positions with his crossdressing skillz!

do you BEEELIEVEE? I do.

Everyneurotic · 01.29.2008, 01:26 PM

...why did i enter this thread?...

!@#$%! · 01.29.2008, 01:27 PM

look!

you have a myspace

Rob Instigator · 01.29.2008, 01:28 PM

because you cannot resist BONO! and his MULLET!'

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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	we all love him. we all want to be him. yep, this thread's ALL ABOUT bono! the man. the myth. the peace-itarian! what? you say that peace-itarian isn't a real word? well it is, thanks to bono! so, here's the rules: play nice (this is about bono. yay!) post about bono post bono pictures! post yr favorite bono stories 1.2.3. go!go!go! ????????? bono! ????? mission accomplished!!!
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ChocolateJesus bad moon rising Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Your mom's basement. Posts: 217
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	ChocoJ, please die in a fire! this thread is for the REST OF US that love bono! YAY! let's shop!!! OMG BONO why the big soled shoes? are you a shorty IRL?
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tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	He made AL Gore laugh on CSPAN the other day. [remainder of post censored under guise of playing nice]
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afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	This little girl was going to jump before Bono talked her down. Then they got ice cream. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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01.29.2008, 01:01 PM	#7
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,961	Bono used to be partnered with an amazon woman. They sang in brightl;y colored outfits. He died in a tragic skiing accident. The Edge was very sad, so he became an "intern" __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Ha ha. You said, "Bono." __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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01.29.2008, 01:07 PM	#9
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	File Under: SCAREY, BUT TRUE! In the middle of the Dark Ages, Europe’s population lived in very real fear of bono. The signs that were used to determine whether or not someone was a bono included: -hairy hands or feet -height extending soles -small and pointed ears that were generally sited quite low and towards the back of the head -thick eyebrows that meet in the middle -protruding teeth -red tinged, curled fingernails -long third fingers -breath that smells like small black children. -persons who drank at a bono watering hole. -persons who ate bonos or their brains -persons who were killed by bonos. Hollywood has helped to add a few characteristics of its own to the legend of bono. Many bono films suggest that a full new moon is the trigger for a person to change into the bono. There is also the suggestion that a bono bite may turn someone into a bono.
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01.29.2008, 01:14 PM	#10
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,961	cher. still fuckable at 60? here she is with a guy who could not even begin to get wood from her, in 1975, two years after I was born at the oscars thorugh the years bono still wants her. she is a foot taller than his leprechaun ass __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Bono goes way back, and he has played a much larger role in history than any could have imagined... __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,961	look at this dipshit __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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01.29.2008, 01:25 PM	#17
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	HA HA! you poor fools have no idea that cher is ACTUALLY bono in drag. all it took was: a wig some really big shoes lots of makeup. and bono has fooled yr tinkie winkies into flag-pole positions with his crossdressing skillz! do you BEEELIEVEE? I do.
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	...why did i enter this thread?... __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,961	because you cannot resist BONO! and his MULLET!' __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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