my left testicle hurts

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.13.2006, 06:20 PM

what the fuck!?

king_buzzo · 12.13.2006, 06:21 PM

i have a bump on my left testicle

Savage Clone · 12.13.2006, 06:21 PM

I thought you were a chick.

Danny Himself · 12.13.2006, 06:21 PM

Once I somehow managed to be kicked in the left, and not both. It was then that I shared your pain.

Balls are great, though. Well, mine are.

porkmarras · 12.13.2006, 06:24 PM

Get it checked crypto.Have you been having sex with strangers?

Danny Himself · 12.13.2006, 06:33 PM

Hm.

I advise sleeping on it. I don't mean sleep ON TOP of the testicle, no. I mean like, sleep. And see how it feels the day after. Sometimes sleep is the best medicine, except laughter and timed radiation.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.13.2006, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Get it checked crypto.Have you been having sex with strangers?

no, well, kind of.
shes not a stranger though, ive met her a couple of times.

i didnt know STDs made yr balls hurt

Danny Himself · 12.13.2006, 06:35 PM

Have they been bitten recently?

Steroids!?

Inhuman · 12.13.2006, 06:35 PM

I probably need surgery on my left epididymis actually. It's about 4 times larger than the other and my urologist says it can cause infertility. But I really don't care, I'm adopting anyway. It used to REALLY hurt last year at times, but it's been fine since

Danny Himself · 12.13.2006, 06:36 PM

Why do you all have weird balls?

Inhuman · 12.13.2006, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Why do you all have weird balls?

I'm canadian

king_buzzo · 12.13.2006, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inhuman

I'm canadian

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

this board is going today like a fierce beast.

Danny Himself · 12.13.2006, 06:39 PM

That doesn't explain why this... dutchman (?) and a Texas Ranger have weird balls too.

Cantankerous · 12.13.2006, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

i didnt know STDs made yr balls hurt

american youth have reached stunning new lows.

Danny Himself · 12.13.2006, 06:42 PM

Has not the whole of society reached a new low? Open discussion of balls? Anyone?

Cantankerous · 12.13.2006, 06:43 PM

crypto, this is going to happen to you. i can feel it in the wind.

king_buzzo · 12.13.2006, 06:44 PM

aaah why the hell are you looking up human balls? were not canadian

Danny Himself · 12.13.2006, 06:47 PM

I've always wondered what the inside of my sex factory looks like.

Wait. No, I haven't..

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.13.2006, 06:54 PM

okay, so they dont hurt anymore
woohoo.
i must have tapped them while i napped or something

king_buzzo · 12.13.2006, 06:55 PM

i got my balls hit today, it was painfull...

edit: my 3,666 post

12.13.2006, 06:20 PM	#1
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	what the fuck!?
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	i have a bump on my left testicle
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Once I somehow managed to be kicked in the left, and not both. It was then that I shared your pain. Balls are great, though. Well, mine are.
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Get it checked crypto.Have you been having sex with strangers? __________________
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Hm. I advise sleeping on it. I don't mean sleep ON TOP of the testicle, no. I mean like, sleep. And see how it feels the day after. Sometimes sleep is the best medicine, except laughter and timed radiation.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Have they been bitten recently? Steroids!?
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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	I probably need surgery on my left epididymis actually. It's about 4 times larger than the other and my urologist says it can cause infertility. But I really don't care, I'm adopting anyway. It used to REALLY hurt last year at times, but it's been fine since __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Why do you all have weird balls?
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	That doesn't explain why this... dutchman (?) and a Texas Ranger have weird balls too.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Has not the whole of society reached a new low? Open discussion of balls? Anyone?
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	aaah why the hell are you looking up human balls? were not canadian
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	I've always wondered what the inside of my sex factory looks like. Wait. No, I haven't..
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cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	okay, so they dont hurt anymore woohoo. i must have tapped them while i napped or something
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	i got my balls hit today, it was painfull... edit: my 3,666 post
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