If you were rich, how big of a cunt would you have?

NaiveMelody · 05.08.2009, 12:32 PM

Hmmmmm????

floatingslowly · 05.08.2009, 12:35 PM

does that require a special procedure, or can it be done at home?

I guess that would be the deciding factor.

NaiveMelody · 05.08.2009, 12:36 PM

I'm pretty sure it could be done both ways, depending on what you wanted to spend and how fast you wanted it done.

floatingslowly · 05.08.2009, 12:38 PM

well...why do I have to be rich then?

can't I just start stretching it out now, for free??

I'm aiming for a cunt large enough to hide small animals, like puppies.

NaiveMelody · 05.08.2009, 12:49 PM

You could...but I'm sure you could attain it easier if you were rich. Unless girlgun is into the ancient art of cunt-stretching. Somehow, I doubt she is, but what do I know?

EVOLghost · 05.08.2009, 12:56 PM

spoof thread....nice.

demonrail666 · 05.08.2009, 01:31 PM

my lawyers will be in touch.

NaiveMelody · 05.08.2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

my lawyers will be in touch.

I don't think I want to be touched by lawyers.

floatingslowly · 05.08.2009, 01:39 PM

what if my cunt already holds a world record for it's cavernous depths and majestic breadth?

should I be pressed to go further, or happy with what I have?

NaiveMelody · 05.08.2009, 01:40 PM

I would say its a personal choice. If you want to further push the limits and challenge yourself, go for bigger, but if you have achieved all of you dreams with the cunt-stretching, relax.

floatingslowly · 05.08.2009, 01:40 PM

if I relax, it might snap back into place.

NaiveMelody · 05.08.2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

if I relax, it might snap back into place.

Maybe you can fashion sonme sort of disk or cunt-shape-holding device. Like the African tribes do...well, you know, for their necks and ears and lips and stuff.

floatingslowly · 05.08.2009, 01:44 PM

africans make cunt-shape-holding devices? why would they do such a thing, when they are clearly more interested in chopping them up?

pictures or it didn't happen.

demonrail666 · 05.08.2009, 01:46 PM

So that's where they're keeping all the food. The cheeky swines. I hope Geldof is aware of this.

automatic bzooty · 05.08.2009, 06:23 PM

A massive one to stuff aaaaaaaall my money in.

except, uh... not.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 05.08.2009, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by NaiveMelody

Hmmmmm????

now if a six, turned out to be nine, I don't mind, I don't mind.... cuz I got my own world to live and I aint gonna copy you..

!@#$%! · 05.08.2009, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

now if a six, turned out to be nine, I don't mind, I don't mind.... cuz I got my own world to live and I aint gonna copy you..

eh, weón, where have you been? people were asking. good to see you're alive.

floatingslowly · 05.08.2009, 07:02 PM

^^^ could say the same for you, cursing-box-man. were you in san francisco too? I assumed you were working and / or angry. san francisco sounds like more fun.

Lurker · 05.08.2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by NaiveMelody

Hmmmmm????

That's what I thought the original thread said at first!

davenotdead · 05.08.2009, 07:07 PM

9 cm across [am i the only one who follows the subjects of the threads I read?]

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NaiveMelody stalker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montgomery, AL Posts: 477	I'm pretty sure it could be done both ways, depending on what you wanted to spend and how fast you wanted it done. __________________ I'm just an animal looking for a home and to share the same space for a minute or two.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	well...why do I have to be rich then? can't I just start stretching it out now, for free?? I'm aiming for a cunt large enough to hide small animals, like puppies.
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NaiveMelody stalker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montgomery, AL Posts: 477	You could...but I'm sure you could attain it easier if you were rich. Unless girlgun is into the ancient art of cunt-stretching. Somehow, I doubt she is, but what do I know? __________________ I'm just an animal looking for a home and to share the same space for a minute or two.
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NaiveMelody stalker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montgomery, AL Posts: 477	I would say its a personal choice. If you want to further push the limits and challenge yourself, go for bigger, but if you have achieved all of you dreams with the cunt-stretching, relax. __________________ I'm just an animal looking for a home and to share the same space for a minute or two.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	africans make cunt-shape-holding devices? why would they do such a thing, when they are clearly more interested in chopping them up? pictures or it didn't happen.
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automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	A massive one to stuff aaaaaaaall my money in. except, uh... not.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ could say the same for you, cursing-box-man. were you in san francisco too? I assumed you were working and / or angry. san francisco sounds like more fun.
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