i'm losing my mind!

val-holla-ing · 09.17.2007, 09:00 AM

i haven't gotten laid in over three weeks! what's wrong with me?

to make matters worse, i have to teach music to kindergardeners in exactly 1 hour. GRAPE APE!

val-holla-ing · 09.17.2007, 09:02 AM

http://www.theanimationartgallery.co...gid=2261&group
GRAAAAAPE APE!

floatingslowly · 09.17.2007, 09:10 AM

you know, I never really cared much for Grape Ape as a kid. I liked the way he would surf on top of that van, but yeah....never did it for me. maybe it's because he wasn't a giant laser wielding robot.

I'm sorry for yr lack of lovin' though. maybe the kids will have a hot teacher.

val-holla-ing · 09.17.2007, 09:19 AM

but he said "grape ape, grrrrape ape." who needs robots and lasers when you have a giant purple ape?

oh and their teacher is a rather large woman with the southern mom hair-cut. that alone tells me that her goodies were probably sewn up in the name of the lord a long time ago.

floatingslowly · 09.17.2007, 09:23 AM

my friend, one blast from a wave_motion_gun would certainly put a stop to all that Grrrrrape Ape nonsense.

who has a need to say their own name over and over?

I'll tell you what.....maybe I'm being too hasty. I'll give it a try.

flllllooooatingslooowly fllllloooooatingslooooowly.

nope. I got nothin'. sorry.

SynthethicalY · 09.17.2007, 10:34 AM

Go to your local gay club, you will get laid quickly.

val-holla-ing · 09.17.2007, 11:32 AM

but i want some POOOOOON-TANG! what makes it worse is that i'm single now.

after i got a bag of cat litter thrown at my head, last week, i swore i'd flip the switch and go to the other side, but penises just aren't as pretty to me.

!@#$%! · 09.17.2007, 11:33 AM

i knew you were losing your mind with that ipod thing.

but now it's serious.

val-holla-ing · 09.17.2007, 11:35 AM

srs bizz.

i COULD use my iphone to pick up chicks, though....oh wait, i did that at the bar the other night and i just remembered it (a bit too many glasses of rum).

Everyneurotic · 09.17.2007, 11:36 AM

i feel your pain, man.

!@#$%! · 09.17.2007, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

srs bizz.

i COULD use my iphone to pick up chicks, though....oh wait, i did that at the bar the other night and i just remembered it (a bit too many glasses of rum).

yes but you gotta get your hands off the eye-phone and on her

THAT is the critical step

(unless you prefer IM sex)

val-holla-ing · 09.17.2007, 11:39 AM

nah. she could do coke off the screen of my iphone while i hit it from the back. that way i could look at both the ass (or lack thereof) AND the iphone.

ALIEN ANAL · 09.17.2007, 11:41 AM

after having sex i never worked out what was so good that it made people act this way

val-holla-ing · 09.17.2007, 11:44 AM

psh. whatevz. bonin' is life and life is bonin'.

ALIEN ANAL · 09.17.2007, 11:47 AM

but what about banging makes it life?

!@#$%! · 09.17.2007, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

nah. she could do coke off the screen of my iphone while i hit it from the back. that way i could look at both the ass (or lack thereof) AND the iphone.

i dont know why people make such a deal about coke and fucking-- coke is an anaesthetic, which numbs you. i've fucked on coke, all i got was rugburn on my knees. anyway, it's a horrible drug. pure pestilence.

val-holla-ing · 09.17.2007, 12:05 PM

i wouldn't be doing coke. i don't party. but but but this girl rolls with the white nosed sugar booger crew in my city. which is fine, b/c i'm not trying to wife, i just need some trimmmmm.

i like iphones, she likes coke. she wants to go 1/2 on a baby with me and i'm in need. that's just me finding a way to make it all work.

king_buzzo · 09.17.2007, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

i haven't gotten laid in over three weeks! what's wrong with me?

to make matters worse, i have to teach music to kindergardeners in exactly 1 hour. GRAPE APE!

at least you got some 3 weeks ago.

15 long years.

Danny Himself · 09.17.2007, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

what makes it worse is that i'm single now.

I felt a disturbance in the force when facebook told me Jeremy had changed his relationship status to 'single'.

I shuddered, I did!

SynthethicalY · 09.17.2007, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

but i want some POOOOOON-TANG! what makes it worse is that i'm single now.

after i got a bag of cat litter thrown at my head, last week, i swore i'd flip the switch and go to the other side, but penises just aren't as pretty to me.

You just need oral sex.

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val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	i haven't gotten laid in over three weeks! what's wrong with me? to make matters worse, i have to teach music to kindergardeners in exactly 1 hour. GRAPE APE! __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	http://www.theanimationartgallery.co...gid=2261&group GRAAAAAPE APE! __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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09.17.2007, 09:10 AM	#3
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	you know, I never really cared much for Grape Ape as a kid. I liked the way he would surf on top of that van, but yeah....never did it for me. maybe it's because he wasn't a giant laser wielding robot. I'm sorry for yr lack of lovin' though. maybe the kids will have a hot teacher.
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09.17.2007, 09:19 AM	#4
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	but he said "grape ape, grrrrape ape." who needs robots and lasers when you have a giant purple ape? oh and their teacher is a rather large woman with the southern mom hair-cut. that alone tells me that her goodies were probably sewn up in the name of the lord a long time ago. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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09.17.2007, 09:23 AM	#5
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	my friend, one blast from a wave_motion_gun would certainly put a stop to all that Grrrrrape Ape nonsense. who has a need to say their own name over and over? I'll tell you what.....maybe I'm being too hasty. I'll give it a try. flllllooooatingslooowly fllllloooooatingslooooowly. nope. I got nothin'. sorry.
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09.17.2007, 10:34 AM	#6
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Go to your local gay club, you will get laid quickly.
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09.17.2007, 11:32 AM	#7
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	but i want some POOOOOON-TANG! what makes it worse is that i'm single now. after i got a bag of cat litter thrown at my head, last week, i swore i'd flip the switch and go to the other side, but penises just aren't as pretty to me. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	i knew you were losing your mind with that ipod thing. but now it's serious.
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09.17.2007, 11:35 AM	#9
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	srs bizz. i COULD use my iphone to pick up chicks, though....oh wait, i did that at the bar the other night and i just remembered it (a bit too many glasses of rum). __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i feel your pain, man. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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09.17.2007, 11:39 AM	#12
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	nah. she could do coke off the screen of my iphone while i hit it from the back. that way i could look at both the ass (or lack thereof) AND the iphone. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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09.17.2007, 11:41 AM	#13
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	after having sex i never worked out what was so good that it made people act this way __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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09.17.2007, 11:44 AM	#14
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	psh. whatevz. bonin' is life and life is bonin'. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	but what about banging makes it life? __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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09.17.2007, 12:05 PM	#17
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	i wouldn't be doing coke. i don't party. but but but this girl rolls with the white nosed sugar booger crew in my city. which is fine, b/c i'm not trying to wife, i just need some trimmmmm. i like iphones, she likes coke. she wants to go 1/2 on a baby with me and i'm in need. that's just me finding a way to make it all work. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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