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Old 07.24.2010, 05:27 PM   #1
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Old 07.24.2010, 06:30 PM   #2
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looking at him at the end of his life it looks like a blessing that he finally died. i remember watching him when i was a kid, he was great. RIP.
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Old 07.25.2010, 06:00 AM   #3
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RIP to the legend that inspired many
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Old 07.25.2010, 06:11 AM   #4
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Inspired many to become chain-smoking alcoholics who frequently get into fights and arguments getting themselves banned from many places?
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Old 07.25.2010, 06:28 AM   #5
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no, the other thing you dog forsaken clown
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Old 07.25.2010, 06:34 AM   #6
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He probably did more to popularise snooker than anybody before or since.
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Old 07.25.2010, 07:37 AM   #7
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Fuck! One of those old-world people who was somehow simultaneously a prize cunt and eminently respectable. There's another of my fantasy pub meetings gone.

And again, why take him and not Clarkson?
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Old 07.25.2010, 05:20 PM   #8
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Fuck! One of those old-world people who was somehow simultaneously a prize cunt and eminently respectable. There's another of my fantasy pub meetings gone.

And again, why take him and not Clarkson?

Because Clarkson isn't a prize cunt. Now you on the other hand.
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Old 07.25.2010, 05:28 PM   #9
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He was the Mark E Smith of snooker, and he even looks just like MES in that one.
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Old 07.25.2010, 05:31 PM   #10
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He was the Mark E Smith of snooker, and he even looks just like MES in that one.

He looks nothing like MES in that one.
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Old 07.25.2010, 05:42 PM   #11
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Because Clarkson isn't a prize cunt. Now you on the other hand.

That last sentence is syntactically very strained. I'd recommend a comma after the 'you', and an ellipsis at the end. Without that, the 'comedy' is just lost...

And of course you're being ironic. No-one could possibly think Clarkson is anything other than a prize cunt.
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Old 07.25.2010, 06:55 PM   #12
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clarkson is almost as much of a cunt as cameron although he takes the cunt crown.

 
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Old 07.25.2010, 07:29 PM   #13
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what a pair of successful cunts
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Old 07.25.2010, 07:38 PM   #14
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i know! it makes me think that over half the uk is made up of cunts.
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Old 07.26.2010, 05:33 AM   #15
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i know! it makes me think that over half the uk is made up of cunts.

That's because half of the UK is made up of cunts. Take you, jon boy and Glice for example. All grade A fucking cunts.
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Old 07.26.2010, 05:33 AM   #16
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That last sentence is syntactically very strained. I'd recommend a comma after the 'you', and an ellipsis at the end. Without that, the 'comedy' is just lost...

And of course you're being ironic. No-one could possibly think Clarkson is anything other than a prize cunt.

You're a cunt. Now shut up.
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Old 07.26.2010, 06:00 AM   #17
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As you say, Britain's populated mostly by cunts. In mine and Jon Boy's case, we're the witty, erudite and dashing kind of cunt that you wouldn't leave within a ten mile radius of your bird; you, however, fit more into the should've been a stillborn/ witless turd category of cunts.
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Old 07.26.2010, 06:05 AM   #18
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As you say, Britain's populated mostly by cunts. In mine and Jon Boy's case, we're the witty, erudite and dashing kind of cunt that you wouldn't leave within a ten mile radius of your bird; you, however, fit more into the should've been a stillborn/ witless turd category of cunts.

Only a cunt would make excuses for being a cunt.
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Old 07.26.2010, 06:38 AM   #19
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Only an utter cunt would decry other people for being cunts whilst displaying the properties of cuntitude in such an asinine and guileless fashion.
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Old 07.26.2010, 06:51 AM   #20
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Cunts are ok. They garner a bit of respect and can often be the difference between a good time and a mediocre one. It's the wankers you need to avoid. I'd much rather live in a country full of cunts than one filled with wankers.
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