I'm going to jail.

HaydenAsche · 02.24.2008, 12:01 AM

I don't know for how long yet but I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail this week.

Gaaaaaay.

uhler · 02.24.2008, 12:05 AM

for what?

ZEROpumpkins · 02.24.2008, 12:06 AM

Surely you jest.

Cantankerous · 02.24.2008, 12:11 AM

Uh usually when you get arrested they book you immediately. are you planning on being arrested?

m1rr0r dash · 02.24.2008, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

Uh usually when you get arrested they book you immediately. are you planning on being arrested?

lol. n00b.

Cantankerous · 02.24.2008, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

Uh usually when you get arrested they book you immediately. are you planning on being arrested?

pardon, you must have a court date on which you will be sentenced for some heinous crime you've committed, most likely involving illicit substance. correct?
(ps that last post was by far the dumbest thing i've said all day. i've felt really, really out of it and logic has completely escaped me for the last few days and i don't know why.)

in any case, sorry about that, although i guess since you're a minor you'll be going to juvenile hall, which is apparently cake compared to grown up jail.

PAULYBEE2656 · 02.24.2008, 05:31 AM

that sucks but you must have done something and its none of our business to ask! good luck with it and catch u on the other side of incarceration..... do they have a broadband setup there in yr cell, maybe even a wireless laptop connection? just a thought!

sonicl · 02.24.2008, 05:33 AM

Oh well. If you commit the crime you gotta be prepared to serve the time.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.24.2008, 06:07 AM

i kinda hope you do go to jail
just so i was wrong in thinking you are overreacting to seem bad ass

Toilet & Bowels · 02.24.2008, 06:32 AM

i've heard that in prison it's absolutely de rigeur to fashion one's toothbrush into a "shank"

atsonicpark · 02.24.2008, 08:09 AM

On the bright side, a lot of jails have internet in libraries (with restricted access of course). You could post on here! From jail!

Seriously though, good luck.

Officer Randy · 02.24.2008, 08:37 AM

You do the crime, you do the time.

Lucky for you, America's prisons are better than they have ever been. Soap was discontinued in 2003, so there's no danger of the old "dropped the soap" incident anymore. Now we have a guard shooting shower gel in 3-second bursts out of a hosepipe through a hole in the wall. It's best to catch it in your mouth.

I'd wish you good luck, but you're still a criminal..

!@#$%! · 02.24.2008, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I don't know for how long yet but I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail this week.

Gaaaaaay.

what the fuck happened?

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Originally Posted by Officer Randy

a load of crap

die motherfucker

m1rr0r dash · 02.24.2008, 10:21 AM

yeah, whaddya get busted fer?

good luck and all.

floatingslowly · 02.24.2008, 11:55 AM

bring smokes or plan on being a bitch.

I doubt yr tough enough to make yr own bitch.

but look on the bright side....at least you have experience!

Everyneurotic · 02.24.2008, 03:10 PM

good luck dude, hope you get through this fast and as safe as one can do.

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

i kinda hope you do go to jail
just so i was wrong in thinking you are overreacting to seem bad ass

by the looks of your stoned nonsense posts, you're too bound to end up in jail soon. don't know how is it in kangaroo land for dumbass stoners.

Cantankerous · 02.24.2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

good luck dude, hope you get through this fast and as safe as one can do.

by the looks of your stoned nonsense posts, you're too bound to end up in jail soon. don't know how is it in kangaroo land for dumbass stoners.

no he won't. australia is a nation of dumbass stoners.
english convicts ftw.

✌➬ · 02.24.2008, 03:12 PM

Take care, hopefully you don't get passed around. I doubt it.

Everyneurotic · 02.24.2008, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

no he won't. australia is a nation of dumbass stoners.
english convicts ftw.

ahh true, escaped my mind for a second there.

HaydenAsche · 02.24.2008, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

pardon, you must have a court date on which you will be sentenced for some heinous crime you've committed, most likely involving illicit substance. correct?
(ps that last post was by far the dumbest thing i've said all day. i've felt really, really out of it and logic has completely escaped me for the last few days and i don't know why.)

in any case, sorry about that, although i guess since you're a minor you'll be going to juvenile hall, which is apparently cake compared to grown up jail.

Posession of a controlled substance for 1.6 grams of cocaine. My court date is on Wednesday. I'm being tried as an adult.

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