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Old 06.22.2007, 03:49 PM   #1
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1) I'm going to have incest with your family.

2) person finds round stone in a WW1 battlefield- 'look, OMG, its a bullet!!!'
me- they didnt have stone bullets.
person- they did in the roman times...
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Old 06.22.2007, 04:16 PM   #2
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are you a gossip?


(she meant "are you gothic?")
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Old 06.22.2007, 04:20 PM   #3
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"Arbeit Macht Frei"? Who's that?
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Old 06.22.2007, 04:39 PM   #4
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"What's a condom?"
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Old 06.22.2007, 04:46 PM   #5
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"What's a condom?"

hahhaa another:

'anus? is that a dick?'
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Old 06.22.2007, 04:50 PM   #6
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Heard this one a week ago:
"Oh yeah the Velvet undergrounds! That one guy is in it..."
- Lou reed?
"Yeah, him and David bowie!"
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Old 06.22.2007, 04:51 PM   #7
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The same guy also thought that Andy Warhol was the leadguitarist.
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Old 06.22.2007, 04:52 PM   #8
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The same guy also thought that Andy Warhol was the leadguitarist.
lulz

hahaha, same here they just thing the first album is an andy warhol picture and not an actual album.
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Old 06.22.2007, 04:56 PM   #9
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waiting outside for the noise against fascism gig, dc '05, i was talking with
this dude from boston who came as a show of anti-bush support. we had
been yakking for a few minutes when--

him: "what do you do for a living?"
me: "i work in real estate."
him: "oh...child labor, huh?"

and he just walked away. like i had just said something so
obviously horrendous as to render me persona non grata in his eyes.

real estate=child labor?? someone fucking explain that!
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Old 06.22.2007, 05:23 PM   #10
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"i think the magick markers are good."

"wikipedia is accurate."

"kingdom hearts is a good game."
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Old 06.22.2007, 05:25 PM   #11
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"i think the magick markers are good."


Haha, thats what happened to me today. It was like 'ZOMG I saw the Magik Markers on that festival, they were SOOOOOO good'

i was just like '*nod of dissaproval'
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Old 06.22.2007, 05:38 PM   #12
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I like the magik markers.
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Old 06.22.2007, 05:40 PM   #13
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I like the idea of the Magik Markers
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Old 06.22.2007, 07:18 PM   #14
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I think the Magik Markers are good.
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Old 06.22.2007, 07:40 PM   #15
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If you go over to the RYM forums and look under the recent Nirvana thread, someone named HAI calls me a case of "postponed adolescence" for continuing to like Nirvana. The guy's a total jerk. He continually gets away with saying things like that to me, even though the board has a policy about harassment.
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Old 06.22.2007, 07:58 PM   #16
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Old 06.22.2007, 08:10 PM   #17
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something to the effect that will ferrell is funny, you don't like him because you like pretentious european films and don't have a sense of humour.

also that andy warhol wrote all the velvet underground songs.

last week:

some stoned dude: "pot doesn't make you hallucinate, that's bullshit! whoever tells you that has never taken weed, i mean, when you smoke a lot you see things in a different way but you don't hallucinate...like, right now, that bookcase, i see it and to me it looks like a hippopotamus"
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Old 06.22.2007, 08:28 PM   #18
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waiting outside for the noise against fascism gig, dc '05, i was talking with
this dude from boston who came as a show of anti-bush support. we had
been yakking for a few minutes when--

him: "what do you do for a living?"
me: "i work in real estate."
him: "oh...child labor, huh?"

and he just walked away. like i had said just said something so
obviously horrendous as to render me persona non grata in his eyes.

real estate=child labor?? someone fucking explain that!

ROFL.

I hear lots of stupid things. Like;

guy: "shit, thats unhuman"
me: "inhuman"
guy: "no, UNhuman"
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Old 06.22.2007, 08:32 PM   #19
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i was breakin' with a couple of friends in McCarren Park (back when it was only known to locals and the pool still abandoned) and some guy with his friends come up to the running track where we were and asked if he could break with us.

after a few minutes, he said how much he liked the linoleum because he can do headspins pretty quickly and there was hardly any friction. so he was pestering my friend, who the linoleum belonged to, and asking him to lend it to him. he kept pestering until his friend goes, with a bright look on his face like he just made the hugest discovery, "Hey man.. just photocopy it."

he was serious...
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Old 06.22.2007, 08:34 PM   #20
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my boyfriend & i were walking through a park and he was carrying a (seemingly obviously fake) pop gun. this jogger came up to us and said "excuse me, is that real? theres been a lot of dead squirrels around here lately."

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