Let's make fun of Boston

EyeballGrowth · 02.02.2007, 01:53 AM

I can't believe how fucking retarded our country and police are that they'd think a sign with a cartoon character flipping the finger outside of a comic book store could be a terrorist bomb. I don't wanna get all cliche and talk about Bush but the people in charge of our country right now are such ignorant moronic assholes and they are slowly but surely turning the whole country into the same thing

k-krack · 02.02.2007, 02:20 AM

hahaha FUNNIEST THING EVER.
I fuckin' love Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

terminal pharmacy · 02.02.2007, 02:59 AM

you people need to fight the stupid ass censorship laws in america

Tokolosh · 02.02.2007, 10:26 AM

The whole commotion started when they came across this sign. All hell broke loose. HeHe!

atari 2600 · 02.02.2007, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

The whole commotion started when they came across this sign. All hell broke loose. HeHe!

Hey Gang,

This Mooninite-in-lights sort of looks like an angry Christian holding up a cross.

Ambivalently Yours,

Irony Police

Tokolosh · 02.02.2007, 10:47 AM

I don't know if that's a good idea. Might cause a stir at the office. My boss has a fear for little neon men.

fishmonkey · 02.02.2007, 11:08 AM

ahh yeah!

i kinda see the resemblance.

Tokolosh · 02.02.2007, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

Does your boss have a toe fetish?

If you only knew...

ps: You can put your socks back on now, and I advise you to go see a doctor.

atari 2600 · 02.02.2007, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

Does your boss have a toe fetish?

World Bank President's Visit Toe-tally Embarrassing

January 30, 2007
Apparently, being president of the World Bank can't get you new socks.

It was an embarrassing moment for Paul Wolfowitz, the head of the World Bank this weekend.

During an official visit to Turkey, Wolfowitz obeyed local customs and removed his shoes at a mosque, revealing two giant holes in his socks.
Wolfowitz has not commented on "sock-gate."

atari 2600 · 02.02.2007, 12:32 PM

Let's make fun of Boston

1. "They showed no class, and maybe that comes from the head coach." - LaDanian Tomlinson

2. To be honest with you, Matt, I don't care for those apples. And frankly, I'm rather troubled that Bostonian jurisprudence has Departed.

3. Pay no attention to the street names while in Boston. There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, and no water alongside Water Street. Back Bay streets are in alphabetical order, e.g., Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth. So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc.

4. common words translated:
Bizzah - odd
Flahwiz - roses, etc.
Hahpahst - minutes after the hour
Hahwahya? - how are you?
Khakis - what we staht the cah with
Popcahn - popular snack
Retahded - silly
Shewah - of course
Wikkid - extremely enthralling
Yiz - you, plural

5. other dumb laws in Boston:
It is illegal to play the fiddle/violin in public areas.
Two people may not kiss in front of a church.
It is illegal to eat peanuts in church.
It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs.
Women may not wear heels over three inches in length while on The Common.
Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays.
Duels to the death are still technically permitted by law on The Common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.
An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday.
haha

tesla69 · 02.02.2007, 04:09 PM

The cops and city are pissed because they looked like such idiots. They were hoping for a good dose of fear and they instead they got shamed. It sure wasn't a slow news day, just the Scooter Libby trial which seems to be showing Rove and Cheney were much more involved in the traitorous act of releasing a CIA operative name to the media (of course that Plame was investigating the same groups of Russian mobsters that the Cheney and Bush mobs have been in bed isn't coincidence).

One of thoe ad guys looks like a super stoner freak...I don't know how anyone can be a stoner in M'ass, it is so full of fucking snitches and narcs.

EyeballGrowth · 02.04.2007, 12:09 AM

The first sign that the police were called to was outside of a comic book store.

02.02.2007, 01:53 AM	#1
EyeballGrowth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 992	I can't believe how fucking retarded our country and police are that they'd think a sign with a cartoon character flipping the finger outside of a comic book store could be a terrorist bomb. I don't wanna get all cliche and talk about Bush but the people in charge of our country right now are such ignorant moronic assholes and they are slowly but surely turning the whole country into the same thing
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02.02.2007, 02:20 AM	#2
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	hahaha FUNNIEST THING EVER. I fuckin' love Aqua Teen Hunger Force. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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02.02.2007, 02:59 AM	#3
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	you people need to fight the stupid ass censorship laws in america
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02.02.2007, 10:26 AM	#4
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	The whole commotion started when they came across this sign. All hell broke loose. HeHe!
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02.02.2007, 10:47 AM	#6
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	I don't know if that's a good idea. Might cause a stir at the office. My boss has a fear for little neon men.
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02.02.2007, 11:08 AM	#7
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	ahh yeah! i kinda see the resemblance. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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02.02.2007, 12:32 PM	#10
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Let's make fun of Boston 1. "They showed no class, and maybe that comes from the head coach." - LaDanian Tomlinson 2. To be honest with you, Matt, I don't care for those apples. And frankly, I'm rather troubled that Bostonian jurisprudence has Departed. 3. Pay no attention to the street names while in Boston. There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, and no water alongside Water Street. Back Bay streets are in alphabetical order, e.g., Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth. So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc. 4. common words translated: Bizzah - odd Flahwiz - roses, etc. Hahpahst - minutes after the hour Hahwahya? - how are you? Khakis - what we staht the cah with Popcahn - popular snack Retahded - silly Shewah - of course Wikkid - extremely enthralling Yiz - you, plural 5. other dumb laws in Boston: It is illegal to play the fiddle/violin in public areas. Two people may not kiss in front of a church. It is illegal to eat peanuts in church. It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs. Women may not wear heels over three inches in length while on The Common. Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays. Duels to the death are still technically permitted by law on The Common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present. An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday. haha
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02.02.2007, 04:09 PM	#11
tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	The cops and city are pissed because they looked like such idiots. They were hoping for a good dose of fear and they instead they got shamed. It sure wasn't a slow news day, just the Scooter Libby trial which seems to be showing Rove and Cheney were much more involved in the traitorous act of releasing a CIA operative name to the media (of course that Plame was investigating the same groups of Russian mobsters that the Cheney and Bush mobs have been in bed isn't coincidence). One of thoe ad guys looks like a super stoner freak...I don't know how anyone can be a stoner in M'ass, it is so full of fucking snitches and narcs.
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02.04.2007, 12:09 AM	#12
EyeballGrowth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 992	The first sign that the police were called to was outside of a comic book store.
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