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Old 02.28.2007, 01:47 PM   #1
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Some items practically write themselves. I mean, I could express shock and revulsion over the concept of the new British reality show Killing Brigitte Nielsen, or I could just share a couple details from an account in today's issue of The Sun. Essentially, six British folks who thought they were participating in a Greek sailing documentary were led to believe they'd witnessed the murder of actress/Strange Love star Brigitte Nielsen by drug traffickers, before being hauled off to a prison set and being interrogated by actors posing as Greek cops. How exactly are they going to advertise this one? "All the horror of a snuff film! All the psychological damage of a real-life police interrogation of innocent bystanders! All the thrills of watching a fading film star die before your very eyes! Tonight, on Killing Brigitte Nielsen!" Yes, I realize those wacky Brits love to continuously up the ante in the reality-television sweepstakes, but at what point are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse going to ride through the English countryside and wrest control of the nation's airwaves? They're coming soon, don't you think?
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Old 02.28.2007, 01:48 PM   #2
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Can we just cut to the chase and bring back the fucking Circus Maximus already?
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Old 02.28.2007, 01:58 PM   #3
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worst reality show: all of them.
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Old 02.28.2007, 02:25 PM   #4
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those guys look like they really enjoy their job (especially Mr. False Prophet)!

everyone knows that happy workers are more productive.

which one do you think will get the first chance to smite Flavor Flav as attempts to give Brigitte mouth to mouth (not that that could save her from the drug lord's uzis)?

god I hope it's Pestilence!
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