im a fuckwen rocker

ALIEN ANAL · 04.21.2007, 12:12 PM

tonight i was ar the battle od th bands
excues me im drunk
and at the end they asked for a guitarist
and im like
'yeh i play!!'
ans got this chick to go on drums
and he asked 'can u play, play that dfunky music?'
and i said 'yeh man of cfourse i can' and he let me on stage with a guitar
then i demanded to the crowd thART I GET distortiong
and i did
then i played punk tunes
and fingered the crowd with the two fingersd!!!
and i got a cheer
then the strap broke
but i caught the ghuitar and i played on my knees
and got a cheer again
and then i got kicked off stage!!

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 04.21.2007, 12:14 PM

dude, thats sweeet.

king_buzzo · 04.21.2007, 12:15 PM

awesome

ALIEN ANAL · 04.21.2007, 12:20 PM

hhas was the best!@!
my finger id bleeding so much because i ddnt have a pick!!
but i fucken rocked the stage and fucked them all over!!

king_buzzo · 04.21.2007, 12:40 PM

Why did you get kicked out of the stage?

ALIEN ANAL · 04.21.2007, 12:41 PM

because they wanted 'play that funky music' and i was playing punk riffs and fingering the crowd!

king_buzzo · 04.21.2007, 12:43 PM

Haha. Awesome.

king_buzzo · 04.21.2007, 12:43 PM

Stick It To The Man

Derek · 04.21.2007, 01:29 PM

Man, you are wasted

king_buzzo · 04.21.2007, 01:31 PM

Was it your first show?

ALIEN ANAL · 04.21.2007, 08:03 PM

haha wow way drunk last night
i always wake up early when iv been out drinking, its shit

last night rocked
umm it wasnt really a show seeings i wasnt spose to be there, but iv played another small gig before but it was nothing.

ZEROpumpkins · 04.21.2007, 09:12 PM

What did you drink?

ALIEN ANAL · 04.22.2007, 12:01 AM

was drinking beer then ended up drinking mixed vodka drinks and smoking

ZEROpumpkins · 04.22.2007, 01:12 AM

Darn, it's been a while since i've been drunk, usually due to the lack of people willing to buy it for us.

04.21.2007, 12:12 PM	#1
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	tonight i was ar the battle od th bands excues me im drunk and at the end they asked for a guitarist and im like 'yeh i play!!' ans got this chick to go on drums and he asked 'can u play, play that dfunky music?' and i said 'yeh man of cfourse i can' and he let me on stage with a guitar then i demanded to the crowd thART I GET distortiong and i did then i played punk tunes and fingered the crowd with the two fingersd!!! and i got a cheer then the strap broke but i caught the ghuitar and i played on my knees and got a cheer again and then i got kicked off stage!! __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.21.2007, 12:14 PM	#2
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	dude, thats sweeet.
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04.21.2007, 12:15 PM	#3
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	awesome
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04.21.2007, 12:20 PM	#4
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	hhas was the best!@! my finger id bleeding so much because i ddnt have a pick!! but i fucken rocked the stage and fucked them all over!! __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.21.2007, 12:40 PM	#5
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	Why did you get kicked out of the stage?
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04.21.2007, 12:41 PM	#6
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	because they wanted 'play that funky music' and i was playing punk riffs and fingering the crowd! __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.21.2007, 12:43 PM	#7
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	Haha. Awesome.
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04.21.2007, 01:29 PM	#9
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Man, you are wasted
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04.21.2007, 01:31 PM	#10
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	Was it your first show?
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04.21.2007, 08:03 PM	#11
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	haha wow way drunk last night i always wake up early when iv been out drinking, its shit last night rocked umm it wasnt really a show seeings i wasnt spose to be there, but iv played another small gig before but it was nothing. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.21.2007, 09:12 PM	#12
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	What did you drink? __________________
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04.22.2007, 12:01 AM	#13
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	was drinking beer then ended up drinking mixed vodka drinks and smoking __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.22.2007, 01:12 AM	#14
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Darn, it's been a while since i've been drunk, usually due to the lack of people willing to buy it for us. __________________
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