My Spanish book is stupid...

Alex's Trip · 04.25.2007, 12:09 AM

Since my stupid ass Spanish book doesn't have half the words I need to write about all these paintings (for a project, I have to describe 10 different paintings in Spanish) and online tranlators fuck everything up, I started this thread. If anyone would like to help me with some of the compicated sentences, that'd be great. I'm trying to keep my sentences simple so I don't need this thread, but there are some good sentences I just don't want to let go of.

To start us off:

"This painting makes me feel like there is happiness in death: A Heaven to look forward to, and people that will miss me when I die."

I came up with this: Esta pintura me hace tener ganas de hay felicidad en ____..."

My book doesn't have most of these verbs except for "to make."

So any help is appreciated. Thanks.

SynthethicalY · 04.25.2007, 12:11 AM

sorry wrong one.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 04.25.2007, 12:11 AM

Esta pintura me hace sentir como si uviera(spelling?) felicidad en la muerte

SynthethicalY · 04.25.2007, 12:14 AM

Este retrato me hace sentir que hay felicidad en la muerte: Un paraiso que espero, y la gente que me extrñara cuando yo muera.

Sorry, I think this is correct.

!@#$%! · 04.25.2007, 12:14 AM

watt man?? they are asking you to translate? thats the worst way to learn a language.

you lazy bastard, i'll help you only because i know you're down about missing that show, but trust me, i am only harming you..

Esta pintura me hace sentir que hay felicidad en la muerte: un paraIso al que aspirar, y gente que me extran~arA cuando muera.

^^ the out of place caps signify the tilde cos im on the laptop and its a pain

who the fuck wrote that shit man? you? happiness in death? don't tell me you're that down about missing xiu xiu....

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 04.25.2007, 12:18 AM

you should put:

Esta pintura me hace tocarme en la noche, puta.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 04.25.2007, 12:18 AM

and i quote...

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

who the fuck wrote that shit man? you? happiness in death? don't tell me you're that down about missing xiu xiu....

hahahaha

Alex's Trip · 04.25.2007, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

watt man?? they are asking you to translate? thats the worst way to learn a language.

you lazy bastard, i'll help you only because i know you're down about missing that show, but trust me, i am only harming you..

Esta pintura me hace sentir que hay felicidad en la muerte: un paraIso al que aspirar, y gente que me extran~arA cuando muera.

^^ the out of place caps signify the tilde cos im on the laptop and its a pain

who the fuck wrote that shit man? you? happiness in death? don't tell me you're that down about missing xiu xiu....

Yeah, I wrote that shit. I am that down about missing Xiu Xiu.

But actually, my stupid ass Spanish teacher will be a douche if I only use simple sentences because he knows I'm better than that. And I know he'll eat this shit up. He goes on and on about how he loves philosophy. It is really annoying. But the point is, I'm good at playing to a teacher's likes and dislikes. There is a reason I have straight A's.

Most of the time, I can get by with Spanish pretty easily (my worst subject really, just because I don't like it), but this sentence was a little out of my league.

And thanks...

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 04.25.2007, 12:22 AM

trust me, your teacher will love this:

Esta pintura me hace tocarme en la noche, pendejo.

!@#$%! · 04.25.2007, 12:22 AM

give him this one:

Profesor, mis amigos de Sonic Youth dicen que usted es un grandIsimo huevOn.

yo alex aren't your parents mexican or something? or am i misinformed?

SynthethicalY · 04.25.2007, 12:23 AM

I think he is mixed !@#$%!

Alex's Trip · 04.25.2007, 12:27 AM

My dad speaks spanish, but like shitty spanish. And he is at work tonight (he works only night shifts).

Everyneurotic · 04.25.2007, 12:28 AM

now, they are just getting you tell him bad words so he punishes you; really, tell him this, since you want to make your point across how it is not the best way to learn a language the one he's teaching

profesor: con todo el respeto a las normas y reglas de nuestra sociedad, pase usted por favor a chingar a su madre.

he'll go straight to the school board to change the program.

Alex's Trip · 04.25.2007, 12:32 AM

For the record, he isn't a bad teacher. Just an obnoxious one.

We aren't translating stuff that he gave us. I just needed that sentence translated.

Everyneurotic · 04.25.2007, 12:39 AM

really, that sentence will make him reconsider his (and the school's) method of teaching.

Alex's Trip · 04.25.2007, 12:40 AM

Oh, and the first thing we did when we first started learning Spanish was ask the Mexican kid who already spoke Spanish in our class who was too lazy to take a different language how to say all the naughty stuff. So I'm good.

SynthethicalY · 04.25.2007, 12:41 AM

Well I am taking spanish, but it is for spanish speakers. You have to learn all the rules and I know shit.

!@#$%! · 04.25.2007, 12:41 AM

Suena como que es un viejo man~oso que me da asco.

Everyneurotic · 04.25.2007, 12:41 AM

still, is a classy way to tell people to fuck off; it's like saying "won't you dearly and kindly stick a dildo up your rectum?"

Alex's Trip · 04.25.2007, 12:43 AM

Tired.
Sleep.
Thanks guys.

04.25.2007, 12:09 AM	#1
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Since my stupid ass Spanish book doesn't have half the words I need to write about all these paintings (for a project, I have to describe 10 different paintings in Spanish) and online tranlators fuck everything up, I started this thread. If anyone would like to help me with some of the compicated sentences, that'd be great. I'm trying to keep my sentences simple so I don't need this thread, but there are some good sentences I just don't want to let go of. To start us off: "This painting makes me feel like there is happiness in death: A Heaven to look forward to, and people that will miss me when I die." I came up with this: Esta pintura me hace tener ganas de hay felicidad en ____..." My book doesn't have most of these verbs except for "to make." So any help is appreciated. Thanks.
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04.25.2007, 12:11 AM	#2
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	sorry wrong one.
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04.25.2007, 12:11 AM	#3
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	Esta pintura me hace sentir como si uviera(spelling?) felicidad en la muerte
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04.25.2007, 12:14 AM	#4
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Este retrato me hace sentir que hay felicidad en la muerte: Un paraiso que espero, y la gente que me extrñara cuando yo muera. Sorry, I think this is correct.
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04.25.2007, 12:14 AM	#5
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,572	watt man?? they are asking you to translate? thats the worst way to learn a language. you lazy bastard, i'll help you only because i know you're down about missing that show, but trust me, i am only harming you.. Esta pintura me hace sentir que hay felicidad en la muerte: un paraIso al que aspirar, y gente que me extran~arA cuando muera. ^^ the out of place caps signify the tilde cos im on the laptop and its a pain who the fuck wrote that shit man? you? happiness in death? don't tell me you're that down about missing xiu xiu....
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04.25.2007, 12:18 AM	#6
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	you should put: Esta pintura me hace tocarme en la noche, puta.
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04.25.2007, 12:22 AM	#9
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	trust me, your teacher will love this: Esta pintura me hace tocarme en la noche, pendejo.
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04.25.2007, 12:23 AM	#11
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	I think he is mixed !@#$%!
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04.25.2007, 12:27 AM	#12
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	My dad speaks spanish, but like shitty spanish. And he is at work tonight (he works only night shifts).
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04.25.2007, 12:28 AM	#13
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	now, they are just getting you tell him bad words so he punishes you; really, tell him this, since you want to make your point across how it is not the best way to learn a language the one he's teaching profesor: con todo el respeto a las normas y reglas de nuestra sociedad, pase usted por favor a chingar a su madre. he'll go straight to the school board to change the program. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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04.25.2007, 12:32 AM	#14
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	For the record, he isn't a bad teacher. Just an obnoxious one. We aren't translating stuff that he gave us. I just needed that sentence translated.
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04.25.2007, 12:39 AM	#15
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	really, that sentence will make him reconsider his (and the school's) method of teaching. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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04.25.2007, 12:40 AM	#16
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Oh, and the first thing we did when we first started learning Spanish was ask the Mexican kid who already spoke Spanish in our class who was too lazy to take a different language how to say all the naughty stuff. So I'm good.
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04.25.2007, 12:41 AM	#17
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Well I am taking spanish, but it is for spanish speakers. You have to learn all the rules and I know shit.
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04.25.2007, 12:43 AM	#20
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Tired. Sleep. Thanks guys.
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