Pookie, since you've done so well on the other thread, it's time to upgrade your duties. If it's not a burden, could you please give expert medical advice, rather than just general?

You could start by telling me why I have had a bad back for over three days.

Thanks.

S

[Pookie]

Take a ticket and wait for your number.

Expected waiting time: indefinitely.

But it hurts!

[Pookie]

Well, as they say in Spain, hasta lumbago.

[Washing Machine]

actually my wrist is knackered at the moment and its painful but what is pissing me off the most is that i cant make glorious noise with my guitar. Which is really what caused this in the beginning...What do I do? (this is probebly a question a guitarist should answer)

[mellonmellow]

Pookie, please tell me why my stomach hurts.

[Danny Himself]

I pulled a shoulder muscle. I tried a bubble bath but it still hurts. :[

[floatingslowly]

Dear Dr. Pookie,

Could I please get a script for nausea and vomiting?

Ever since the arborist informed me that the removal of my Very Large Tree would set me back $3,600, I can't stop puking.

Suppositories are unacceptable, however herbal remedies are welcomed.

Sincerely,


Green Over Big Wood

PS: if you can also make my wife stop calling me, that'd be peachy.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Washing Machine

actually my wrist is knackered at the moment and its painful but what is pissing me off the most is that i cant make glorious noise with my guitar. Which is really what caused this in the beginning...What do I do? (this is probebly a question a guitarist should answer)

Indeed a guitarist may wish to answer your query.

Instead I'll leave you with an old guitar player joke:

How many guitar players does it take to cover a Dinosaur Jr. tune?

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by mellonmellow

Pookie, please tell me why my stomach hurts.

Do you need a poo?

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

I pulled a shoulder muscle. I tried a bubble bath but it still hurts. :[

I pulled a soldier muscle once. He punched me hard in the face.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Green Over Big Wood

Dear Dr. Pookie,

Could I please get a script for nausea and vomiting?

I recommend this. The script for The Colour Of Alan has some great vomiting moments.

 

Originally Posted by Green Over Big Fat Hairy Cock

Ever since the arborist informed me that the removal of my Very Large Tree would set me back $3,600, I can't stop puking.

Well you know what they say, A tree is safe in the arbor, but one does not build a tree to sit in the arbor.

Originally Posted by Green Over-anxious

Suppositories are unacceptable, however herbal remedies are welcomed.

What about herbal suppositories. And if it gets stuck, I know a mathematician who can work it out with a pencil.

Originally Posted by Green Over and Out

PS: if you can also make my wife stop calling me, that'd be peachy.

Why does she call you That'd Be Peachy?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Dr. Poo

I recommend this. The script for The Colour Of Alan has some great vomiting moments.

can you even get that in U.S.? I've heard that it was banned. I'm not up to driving to mexico for a prescription.

Originally Posted by cunPoocius

Well you know what they say, A tree is safe in the arbor, but one does not build a tree to sit in the arbor.

who is "they" and do "they" do tree work on credit? should I even trust people who sit around the arbor all day?

Originally Posted by Poo-key

What about herbal suppositories. And if it gets stuck, I know a mathematician who can work it out with a pencil.

I've heard that lead is bad for the colon. can (s)he use a ballpoint pen instead?

Originally Posted by Just Poo'

Why does she call you That'd Be Peachy?

it's an inside joke involving a mountain lion, the 36th president of the united states and a small blind man from pakistan. make it stop please.

[Danny Himself]

Whats so funny about Lyndon B. Johnson?

[pbradley]

I just ate a chili cheeseburger from my local diner place and it's doing a number on my stomach.

[SynthethicalY]

Oh I thought Pookie had fallen ill. But since this is not a real thread pertaining to Pookie I will ignore it, for the time being.

[Savage Clone]

From the title of this thread I thought maybe Pookie had soiled his own undergarments.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

From the title of this thread I thought maybe Pookie had soiled his own undergarments.

Coincidentally, I actually have.

[Washing Machine]

Originally Posted by Pookie

How many guitar players does it take to cover a Dinosaur Jr. tune?

haha how many?

[screamingskull]

Dear Pookie,

i have a trapped nerve in my neck/shoulder and it really hurts, what can i do?

Love,
your friendly neighborhood screamingskull