11.28.2007, 03:34 PM | #1 |
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Why is it that if a person prefers dogs to cats (like myself) we just keep it to ourselves? OK, we might occasionally give a dog we see in the street a polite pat, saying stuff like 'hello there' in a weird voice, but CAT lovers. Jesus christ. It's like they're obsessed. They buy books filled with pictures of them and have this weird superior air to them.
Sorry about this, but I just had a conversation with a cat lover on the phone and needed to share. All I have left to say is that if cats were a band they'd be All About Eve. |
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11.28.2007, 03:36 PM | #2 |
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I love dogs and cats both.
If cats were a band they'd be Current 93. |
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11.28.2007, 03:49 PM | #3 |
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11.28.2007, 03:58 PM | #4 |
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hahahah! are you kiding me? dog fanciers have ruled the pet roost for over 100 thousand years! they NEVER shut up about their fucking dogs! they put up pictures of their dog at work, they take them to dog parks, expressly for the purpose of meeting and talking about their dogs and to allow the dogs to lick and sniff each other's buttholes!
or maybe it is becuase dogs are just not as interesting? ha ha!
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If cats were a band they'd be the DWARVES or FEAR
iof dogs were a band they would be the polyphonic spree.
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11.28.2007, 03:59 PM | #6 |
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I love all zee animals
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no way, if cats were a band they'd be Shonen Knife, they are mewing during 'Miracles' i have only ever owned dogs, but i am kinda tired of them, i like the more independent nature of cats and they seem more fun and spastic i think it's relative though, sure there are many annoying cat lovers, but i know more sickening overbearing dog lovers personally, baby talking to them, dog love stickers on their bumpers, especially old ladies and their lap dogs |
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11.28.2007, 05:08 PM | #9 |
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If a dog played bass it'd be:
Give a bass to a cat and you've got: Both are very cool, but I know whose fans I generally prefer. |
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11.28.2007, 05:24 PM | #10 |
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11.28.2007, 05:54 PM | #11 |
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I love both cats and dogs.
If cats and dogs both joined forces and were a band, they'd be the Animals and perchance have a hit song called House of the Rising Sun.
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11.28.2007, 05:56 PM | #12 |
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i like cats. dogs are annoying and they'll shit on your floor if you don't watch it.
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i like my own cats, but other people's cats are the enemies of my cats. plus my cats are way cooler than your cats, so there's no point in talking about it anyway, there's nothing to prove.
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11.28.2007, 06:07 PM | #15 |
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i love cats. heres my favorite recipe:
BEER ROASTED CAT 1 cat cut into roast 1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup 1 cube of beef bouillon 1 clove of garlic 1 Fine Irish Stout Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper. If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot! Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness. |
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11.28.2007, 06:19 PM | #17 |
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I'm readin White Line Fever at the moment. Awesome so far.
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