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Old 01.29.2009, 12:46 PM   #1
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In response to the American dream thread. If there was a British dream what would it be?
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Old 01.29.2009, 12:47 PM   #2
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Old 01.29.2009, 01:17 PM   #3
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To come to America.
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Old 01.29.2009, 01:25 PM   #4
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to roll the clocks back to when the sun never set.

my Giant American Penis is currently blocking out all of the light.
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Old 01.29.2009, 01:29 PM   #5
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Mint flavored meat.
( or is it just a cliché? )
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Old 01.29.2009, 01:44 PM   #6
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Old 01.29.2009, 01:47 PM   #7
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Something simple like a good shoe. Mmm. Imagine that! A good shoe. Mmm.
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Old 01.29.2009, 01:55 PM   #8
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Decent customer service. Imaginative original programming on television. A general public who aren't ugly, poorly dressed, arrogant, and racist. Sunshine. These are what dreams are made of.
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Old 01.29.2009, 02:46 PM   #9
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A nice cup of tea and a scone.
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Old 01.29.2009, 05:57 PM   #10
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a nice orderly queue
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Old 01.29.2009, 06:02 PM   #11
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semidetachedhouses.
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Old 01.30.2009, 02:11 AM   #12
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Coronation Street.
An end to Vernon Kay's reign of prime-time terror.
Football played only on a Saturday, at 3.00
A well baked crusty bloomer.
an end to poncified flavoured teas and exotic sausages.
A decent Hammer film at 2.am on a Saturday night.
A decent war film on a Sunday afternoon.
A good shoe (as Glice has already mentioned).
A sunny, but non-humid, summer.
Ronnie Corbett becomes primeminister.
Chip shops run by Italians. (Say what you like in favour of the Chinese but the fuckers really are clueless when it comes to deep frying a skate.)
A well sourced pea.
Every woman looks like Valerie Leon circa 1970.
Every man looks like Kenneth More circa 1956.
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Old 01.30.2009, 02:56 AM   #13
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From a foreigner observing British people in their own capital city:

-Transport that works better at more reasonable prices

-Less overcrowded capital city

-Streets that can house the crazy amount of cars at peak time

-The window-side seat on the top deck of a bus

-Good food, as in food that tastes of something, whatever it is

-Drinks after work

-A kebab after the drinks

-Sex after the kebab

-Chucking in a sickie after the previous night out

-More daylight, not meaning warm weather necessarily

-Less people walking directionless on a busy street

-Less people talking on mobile phones loudly first thing in the morning

-Less juvenile delinquency

-Reading a book in the park, wishing nobody is going to ask you for the time just to start a conversation

-Friendlier service, rather than fake politeness when you go to a restaurant/shop

-Foreigners who take an interest in the place they currently live in, rather than complaining constantly that ''everything is better at home'' (this applies to any country's dream I imagine)

- More affordable accomodation for key workers

- Sexy children
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Old 01.30.2009, 03:01 AM   #14
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A good cup o' tea?
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Old 01.30.2009, 03:23 AM   #15
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tea and bickies followed by some BDSM?

beer and chips and haddock?

no wait, MDMA, cocaine, and D&B?


I guess it depends on what kind of brit, doesnt it.
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Old 01.30.2009, 05:27 AM   #16
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A nice pint in a proper old-fashioned English boozer.
Cod and chips on the beach
Listening to prime Skullflower on a sunny Saturday morning.
Going for a long walk in your local park.
Coming out of a club at half past sparrowfart and chatting w/friends etc in the nearest local park.
Going to a petrol station at 1am to buy a Gingsters pasty.
Radio 4
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Old 01.30.2009, 05:30 AM   #17
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Going to a petrol station at 1am to buy a Gingsters pasty.
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Old 01.30.2009, 08:14 AM   #18
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-Sex after the kebab

wash yr hands first, that's disgusting..
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Old 01.30.2009, 09:25 AM   #19
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If only the MPs would look at this, this country would be a lot better.
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Old 01.30.2009, 10:17 AM   #20
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