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Lurker · 06.12.2008, 06:32 PM

This was inspired by Dead-Air in the art thread

This is "Fuck off you cunt" translated English - Japanese - English "cunt it keeps coming out".
"Picturesque valley with lake" translated through several languages became "colorful valley with the lake"
"Rocket man" through several languages became "the rocket person".
Now you try.

Pookie · 06.12.2008, 06:34 PM

Cantankerous · 06.12.2008, 06:35 PM

"space cadet" english - portugese - english = "cadet of the space"

Lurker · 06.12.2008, 06:39 PM

I tried the Beach Boys lyric "Woudn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long." English - Japanese - English but it didn't translate the "wouldn't"'s so I put it in unabreviated and got "Isn't that when we are older, splendid? Then as for us it is not necessary to wait so long."

Lurker · 06.12.2008, 06:40 PM

This is great fun.

Lurker · 06.12.2008, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

No.

Hahah! Are you having a strop because I called Lauren Laverne a twat?!

Pookie · 06.12.2008, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

Hahah! Are you having a strop because I called Lauren Laverne a twat?!

Might be.

Lurker · 06.12.2008, 06:44 PM

Cheer up. It's not the end of the world. Would it make things better if I made a thread about her for you?

Pookie · 06.12.2008, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

Cheer up. It's not the end of the world. Would it make things better if I made a thread about her for you?

No, because it would be a sarcastic one.

Lurker · 06.12.2008, 06:52 PM

Fine English - Dutch - English fine.

floatingslowly · 06.12.2008, 06:53 PM

DIAF L2P.

Lurker · 06.12.2008, 07:03 PM

Whaa?!

Pookie · 06.12.2008, 07:10 PM

觸怒.

Lurker · 06.12.2008, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

觸怒.

I got "enraging". Is that what you wanted to say?

█████████ · 06.12.2008, 07:14 PM

i understand english, french, portuguese, mirandese, creole, spanish, catalan, galician, italian, arpitan, i migth ask my dad about his german tapes, i'll learn russian and i want to learn japanese and speak mandarin ok?

Pookie · 06.12.2008, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

I got "enraging". Is that what you wanted to say?

I thought it said, "I love you and your sexy ways".

Lurker · 06.12.2008, 07:18 PM

I can't tell if you're joking. I choose to take you literally.

I put "hits are for squares" English - Japanese - English and got "Collision is because in square"

Lurker · 06.12.2008, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by █████████

i understand english, french, portuguese, mirandese, creole, spanish, catalan, galician, italian, arpitan, i migth ask my dad about his german tapes, i'll learn russian and i want to learn japanese and speak mandarin ok?

Do you want a job?

StevOK · 06.12.2008, 08:02 PM

I remember reading somewhere that the Japanese equivalent of threatening to kick someone's ass literally translates to "I am going to hit you until you die". I cracked up for a good 10 minutes after reading that.

█████████ · 06.12.2008, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

Do you want a job?

i am open to job proposals, if that's what you mean to know.

06.12.2008, 06:32 PM	#1
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	This was inspired by Dead-Air in the art thread This is "Fuck off you cunt" translated English - Japanese - English "cunt it keeps coming out". "Picturesque valley with lake" translated through several languages became "colorful valley with the lake" "Rocket man" through several languages became "the rocket person". Now you try.
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06.12.2008, 06:34 PM	#2
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	No.
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06.12.2008, 06:35 PM	#3
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"space cadet" english - portugese - english = "cadet of the space"
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06.12.2008, 06:39 PM	#4
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	I tried the Beach Boys lyric "Woudn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long." English - Japanese - English but it didn't translate the "wouldn't"'s so I put it in unabreviated and got "Isn't that when we are older, splendid? Then as for us it is not necessary to wait so long."
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06.12.2008, 06:40 PM	#5
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	This is great fun.
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06.12.2008, 06:44 PM	#8
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Cheer up. It's not the end of the world. Would it make things better if I made a thread about her for you?
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06.12.2008, 06:52 PM	#10
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Fine English - Dutch - English fine.
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06.12.2008, 06:53 PM	#11
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	DIAF L2P.
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06.12.2008, 07:03 PM	#12
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Whaa?!
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06.12.2008, 07:10 PM	#13
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	觸怒.
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06.12.2008, 07:14 PM	#15
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	i understand english, french, portuguese, mirandese, creole, spanish, catalan, galician, italian, arpitan, i migth ask my dad about his german tapes, i'll learn russian and i want to learn japanese and speak mandarin ok?
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06.12.2008, 07:18 PM	#17
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	I can't tell if you're joking. I choose to take you literally. I put "hits are for squares" English - Japanese - English and got "Collision is because in square"
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06.12.2008, 08:02 PM	#19
StevOK expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Henrietta, TX Posts: 2,412	I remember reading somewhere that the Japanese equivalent of threatening to kick someone's ass literally translates to "I am going to hit you until you die". I cracked up for a good 10 minutes after reading that. __________________ Follow me! Soundcloud Tumblr Facebook
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