Would you become a vampire if you could?

gmku · 08.13.2008, 09:00 PM

Talking about sort of the Anne Rice version where you're preserved at whatever age you die and become one.

Think about it. You still exist, and in fact, are more or less immortal. If you die at 27, you're forever 27 and beautiful. The down side--you have to suck blood, and you don't get much sun.

Would you?

floatingslowly · 08.13.2008, 09:13 PM

who says I'm not already?

and fuck the Anne Rice version...those pussies were afraid to eat people.

Dead-Air · 08.13.2008, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Talking about sort of the Anne Rice version where you're preserved at whatever age you die and become one.

Think about it. You still exist, and in fact, are more or less immortal. If you die at 27, you're forever 27 and beautiful. The down side--you have to suck blood, and you don't get much sun.

Would you?

Actually, I think the downside would be that you'd be mistaken for goth and have everybody laughing at you all the time, except for the over-weight people begging you to play live action role-playing games with them. So, NO.

gmku · 08.13.2008, 09:20 PM

No, no, no. You'd be your cool own self, not goth. Unless you wanna be goth. No, basically you're the person you die as. In other words, if you're hair's all gothed out or you've tattooed eyeliner under your eyes, yeah, that's how you'll look for all eternity. Otherwise, your style is up to you. Though remember, you'll neither grow hair nor be able to style or cut it.

pbradley · 08.13.2008, 09:25 PM

Do I have the sexual charm to bring the lady neck-fests to line up around the corner of my crypt?

floatingslowly · 08.13.2008, 09:27 PM

No. FFS read it again. He said nothing changed.

gmku · 08.13.2008, 09:28 PM

Ha ha.

pbradley · 08.13.2008, 09:34 PM

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.13.2008, 09:35 PM

This girl I had a crush on my sophomore year wore porcelain vampire fangs for a week or so. Close as I care to deal with vampire stuff. Blood sucking freaks me out.

pbradley · 08.13.2008, 09:39 PM

Also does being a vampire necessitate having an vampirefreaks account?

Because fuck no.

Dead-Air · 08.13.2008, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

This girl I had a crush on my sophomore year wore porcelain vampire fangs for a week or so. Close as I care to deal with vampire stuff. Blood sucking freaks me out.

Yes, when you say "become a vampire" there is no way I can expunge that type of behavior from my mind. The people I've know who wanted to be vampires were always inevitably fang-dorks of the type you mention.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.13.2008, 09:45 PM

Yeah, that fang-dork phase for her lasted about a week or two. Then she got tired of them and stopped wearing them, which was a good move all around.

Everyneurotic · 08.13.2008, 09:46 PM

vampires became lame.

StevOK · 08.13.2008, 09:55 PM

My wife has been reading lots of Anne Rice vampire novels as of late, and we keep biting each other, especially during sex. I like.

davenotdead · 08.13.2008, 09:57 PM

only if i get to help kate beckinsale 'research her role' for underworld 3

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!@#$%! · 08.13.2008, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Talking about sort of the Anne Rice version where you're preserved at whatever age you die and become one.

Think about it. You still exist, and in fact, are more or less immortal. If you die at 27, you're forever 27 and beautiful. The down side--you have to suck blood, and you don't get much sun.

Would you?

fuck no. i want to go to the beach and eat cebiche.

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

only if i get to help kate beckinsale 'research her role' for underworld 3

...

o, wait... mmmm... that's a good selling point all of the sudden...

o'connor · 08.13.2008, 11:03 PM

as long as i didnt' have to say corny dialoge and be ambiguous, then yes. campires are cool... unless their corny.

MellySingsDoom · 08.14.2008, 12:18 AM

"Campires"? Brilliant!

Count me in for being Count Melly, Campire of Soho - fangs, fever, and a most fabulous cape from Prada.

acousticrock87 · 08.14.2008, 12:21 AM

Hahaha. Campy vampires. Yes.

"If only it vas this easy in high school." Bah-dun-tss.

atsonicpark · 08.14.2008, 12:40 AM

I employ everyone here to watch sucker: the vampire.

Vampires can get aids if they suck aids-infected blood!

08.13.2008, 09:00 PM	#1
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Talking about sort of the Anne Rice version where you're preserved at whatever age you die and become one. Think about it. You still exist, and in fact, are more or less immortal. If you die at 27, you're forever 27 and beautiful. The down side--you have to suck blood, and you don't get much sun. Would you? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	who says I'm not already? and fuck the Anne Rice version...those pussies were afraid to eat people.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	No, no, no. You'd be your cool own self, not goth. Unless you wanna be goth. No, basically you're the person you die as. In other words, if you're hair's all gothed out or you've tattooed eyeliner under your eyes, yeah, that's how you'll look for all eternity. Otherwise, your style is up to you. Though remember, you'll neither grow hair nor be able to style or cut it. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Do I have the sexual charm to bring the lady neck-fests to line up around the corner of my crypt?
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	No. FFS read it again. He said nothing changed.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Ha ha. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	This girl I had a crush on my sophomore year wore porcelain vampire fangs for a week or so. Close as I care to deal with vampire stuff. Blood sucking freaks me out. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Also does being a vampire necessitate having an vampirefreaks account? Because fuck no.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Yeah, that fang-dork phase for her lasted about a week or two. Then she got tired of them and stopped wearing them, which was a good move all around. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	vampires became lame. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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StevOK expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Henrietta, TX Posts: 2,412	My wife has been reading lots of Anne Rice vampire novels as of late, and we keep biting each other, especially during sex. I like. __________________ Follow me! Soundcloud Tumblr Facebook
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o'connor expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Tx. Posts: 1,365	as long as i didnt' have to say corny dialoge and be ambiguous, then yes. campires are cool... unless their corny. __________________ My name is Jonathon http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001798646886 - Personal http://soundcloud.com/j-o-c-o - JoCo (Music) http://soundcloud.com/driftera - Drift Era (Music)
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	"Campires"? Brilliant! Count me in for being Count Melly, Campire of Soho - fangs, fever, and a most fabulous cape from Prada. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Hahaha. Campy vampires. Yes. "If only it vas this easy in high school." Bah-dun-tss.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I employ everyone here to watch sucker: the vampire. Vampires can get aids if they suck aids-infected blood! __________________
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