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He's got money right? I could do it.
The only problem is I may have more skeletons and failed drug tests than any of the people he writes about on his website.
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do it. i'd rep you for sure
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Perez Hiltom may be good for one shag, but personally, I'd headbutt him after 2 hours in his presence. However, if he was paying the bills..........let's call it 3 hours.
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I think he's so ridiculously gay it's cute. May be his one saving grace for him. I'm out of his league. I wouldn't even have to try.
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I'm WAY too ugly for him, for sure - you could bribe him on his own skeletons (of which there must be plenty!)
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It'd be fun to be in the tabloids.
"Paris Hilton's boyfriend seen smoking crack on video" I'd be famous for no reason other than my blowjob giving skills.
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blow job skills have been known to get you smart cars.
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I should have a lot of smart cars, then.
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maybe you're blowing the wrong people.
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I want to have spend a whole night of hot monkey sex with Sarah Palin.
Yew kent always git wachoo wa-ahnt...
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More than likely. My new boyfriend pays for me to eat in fancy restaurants and gives me money. It's sweet.
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How does one go about getting a boyfriend who gives out money like that? Do you have to be gay first? Or could I pretend?
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You have to be gay as far as I know. I've never encountered your problem, though. I met him in treatment and it was a really expensive facility.
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Maybe I should concentrate on a rich addicted girlfriend then.
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Could be a better possibility.
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Yes, I don't think I could fake even a man kiss. Hug, yes. Kiss, no.
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He's ugly in person I've seen him at the bars i frequent. |
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Blow jobs are the oldest trick in the book for quick pocket money. Hat off to you. |
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I'm pretty sure that MTV is running a reality contestant show for this right now.
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