[reginald]

Porn Executives To Seek $5B Bailout

Flynt, Francis Say X-Rated DVD Sales Down 22 Percent

POSTED: 7:47 am CST January 8, 2009
UPDATED: 7:55 am CST January 8, 2009


Wall Street and the auto industry apparently aren't the only ones seeking the government's help in these tough economic times.


According to TMZ.com, Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt

 

and "Girls Gone Wild" video mogul Joe Francis plan on asking Washington for bailout money.

The celebrity gossip site said that the porn executives are going to Congress to ask for $5 billion in bailout money for the pornography industry.

Flynt and Francis claim that XXX DVD sales are down 22 percent from last year.

According to TMZ, Flynt said, "With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America."


Maybe they just need to upgrade to Blu-Ray.

[!@#$%!]

along with beer, it's the only manufacturing we have left.

save the pr0n!

[█████████]

 

replace that title with: fake tits decline (due to economical crisis)

[reginald]

^ I thought that was the porn industries hard-on projection !

[█████████]

i guess you're right.

and that takes me to: what happened in 73?

[reginald]

Originally Posted by █████████

i guess you're right.

and that takes me to: what happened in 73?

Maybe Debbie overdid Dallas.

[mangajunky]

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America."

Hrm - when I can't make the bills, Sex is the FIRST thing on my mind. It's cheap and fun. um - actually sex is the first thing on my mind most of the time.

[ZEROpumpkins]

Originally Posted by reginald

Flynt, Francis Say X-Rated DVD Sales Down 22 Percent

They have the internet to thank.

[acousticrock87]

I think Conan recently made a joke about needing a bailout for implants, because plastic surgeons are reporting a decline.

The world is over.

[reginald]

Originally Posted by acousticrock87

I think Conan recently made a joke about needing a bailout for implants, because plastic surgeons are reporting a decline.

The world is over.

Boob jobs certainly need to be maintained, a sagging condition will only continue to plummet. Not only do the doctor's deserve a raise, so do the patients.

[!@#$%!]

 

[ZEROpumpkins]

That chick on the right doesn't look like a porn star...

[ZEROpumpkins]

Originally Posted by reginald

Boob jobs certainly need to be maintained, a sagging condition will only continue to plummet. Not only do the doctor's deserve a raise, so do the patients.

Too...many...puns!