I need a student loan for my drug habits.

Alex's Trip · 04.13.2009, 05:54 PM

Apparently that's what my parents think I'll do with a student loan, and I'm pretty sure they won't cosign. Time to look for a job.

Sonic Youth 37 · 04.13.2009, 06:04 PM

1. Get diagnosed with ADHD
2. Get Adderall
3. Sell to other students
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!!!

No joke, the illegal selling of Adderall as a study aide is HUGE.

atsonicpark · 04.13.2009, 09:48 PM

Really? How about the sell of meth?

Better yet, how about the sell of acid? I'm going to start spreading that rumor around. "Kids, if you want to get rich, learn to make acid. Sell to atsonicpark. You can read him at mradamco ... uh, well, you can reach him through PM on the SY Board. He needs it to, uh, help blow his mind.. to study.. his... brain.. for school. ACID!"

This Is Not Here · 04.13.2009, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

Apparently that's what my parents think I'll do with a student loan, and I'm pretty sure they won't cosign. Time to look for a job.

Will you use it for your drug habits?

atsonicpark · 04.13.2009, 10:08 PM

Hmm.. you know, unless you're buying cocaine or ecstasy all the time, drugs are cheap.

This Is Not Here · 04.13.2009, 10:12 PM

I really do tire of these drug threads. It's not interesting or edgy. Lets all just shut up about it from now on.

Alex's Trip · 04.13.2009, 10:21 PM

Not at all. I would never buy drugs with loaned money. Besides I'm actually going to need to spend it on useful things!

And for the record, I'm not trying to be edgy. But I feel like I'm fucked without their financial support for college. Not completely fucked, but things are going to be harder.

atsonicpark · 04.13.2009, 10:25 PM

All time favorite drug quote on this board was "i love meth." I think batreleaser said it.... correct me if I'm wrong!

Inhuman · 04.13.2009, 11:02 PM

Sonic Youth 37 is on the right track

-Go to the doctor
-Act like Crispin Glover in this letterman interview
-Get diagnosed with a heavy case of GAD
-get pillz, make $$$

Alex's Trip · 04.13.2009, 11:02 PM

Do I really look like the drug type?

atsonicpark · 04.13.2009, 11:03 PM

Does she?:

This Is Not Here · 04.13.2009, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inhuman

Sonic Youth 37 is on the right track

-Go to the doctor
-Act like Crispin Glover in this letterman interview
-Get diagnosed with a heavy case of GAD
-get pillz, make $$$

I was aiming my comment at reactions to your post - like the one above, which is just rediculous.

I'm a humourless fuck this morning, apologies.

EVOLghost · 04.13.2009, 11:04 PM

A loan for you drug habits? You must have an expensive habit there guy.

davenotdead · 04.13.2009, 11:05 PM

not at all, but i wouldn't trust young boys in your care.

exploding plastic candle · 04.14.2009, 03:03 AM

just one more hit

static-harmony · 04.14.2009, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Hmm.. you know, unless you're buying cocaine or ecstasy all the time, drugs are cheap.

E is not even that expensive to begin with. It's way cheaper than weed. Well at least in these areas.

atsonicpark · 04.14.2009, 04:11 AM

Really? In my areas, it's $15-20 for ONE hit.

Toilet & Bowels · 04.14.2009, 04:26 AM

last time i bought ecstasy it cost about £3 a pill

spending your student loan on drugs is better than spending it on books that you'll never/don't want to read

atsonicpark · 04.14.2009, 04:53 AM

My friend told me he did shitty in college until we started doing acid and hydros and stuff together and he said his grades have improved a TON. He IS in art school, though, which you know.. isn't the same thing as most schools.. heh.

Derek · 04.14.2009, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

All time favorite drug quote on this board was "i love meth." I think batreleaser said it.... correct me if I'm wrong!

Of course. Who else would it be?

hah

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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Apparently that's what my parents think I'll do with a student loan, and I'm pretty sure they won't cosign. Time to look for a job. __________________ KALOPSIA
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	1. Get diagnosed with ADHD 2. Get Adderall 3. Sell to other students 4. ????? 5. PROFIT!!! No joke, the illegal selling of Adderall as a study aide is HUGE. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Really? How about the sell of meth? Better yet, how about the sell of acid? I'm going to start spreading that rumor around. "Kids, if you want to get rich, learn to make acid. Sell to atsonicpark. You can read him at mradamco ... uh, well, you can reach him through PM on the SY Board. He needs it to, uh, help blow his mind.. to study.. his... brain.. for school. ACID!" __________________
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This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	I really do tire of these drug threads. It's not interesting or edgy. Lets all just shut up about it from now on. __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Not at all. I would never buy drugs with loaned money. Besides I'm actually going to need to spend it on useful things! And for the record, I'm not trying to be edgy. But I feel like I'm fucked without their financial support for college. Not completely fucked, but things are going to be harder. __________________ KALOPSIA
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	All time favorite drug quote on this board was "i love meth." I think batreleaser said it.... correct me if I'm wrong! __________________
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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Sonic Youth 37 is on the right track -Go to the doctor -Act like Crispin Glover in this letterman interview -Get diagnosed with a heavy case of GAD -get pillz, make $$$ __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Do I really look like the drug type? __________________ KALOPSIA
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	A loan for you drug habits? You must have an expensive habit there guy.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Really? In my areas, it's $15-20 for ONE hit. __________________
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,273	last time i bought ecstasy it cost about £3 a pill spending your student loan on drugs is better than spending it on books that you'll never/don't want to read
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	My friend told me he did shitty in college until we started doing acid and hydros and stuff together and he said his grades have improved a TON. He IS in art school, though, which you know.. isn't the same thing as most schools.. heh. __________________
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