What do you think Cantakerous/Satan is doing right now?

_slavo_ · 03.31.2011, 05:56 AM

Any ideas?

floatingslowly · 03.31.2011, 07:36 AM

exploring Mars in a late-model convertible American sportscar.

knox · 03.31.2011, 07:41 AM

breastfeeding while smoking.

Derek · 03.31.2011, 08:24 AM

_slavo_ · 03.31.2011, 08:28 AM

breastsmoking.

floatingslowly · 03.31.2011, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

you can't breastfeed a pillow

why not? I can. can and do.

reason #8663 that Satan is an internet superstar: months after last posting*, people still talk about her breasts; her sweet sweet breasts.

*by months after posting, I mean, I haven't used that name in months.

you see, *I* am SATAN. good day, sirs.

_slavo_ · 03.31.2011, 08:52 AM

I think she's now googling for pics of Africa, saving them on her computer and getting ready for telling us what a great trip she's been to.

(remember her European roadshow? she showed us a picture of Westminster Abbey and told us "Look, this is Notre Dame in Paris)

floatingslowly · 03.31.2011, 09:00 AM

to the American eye, all of your drab eurpean architecture looks the same and cameras don't often save the name of the place you're taking a picture of.

and as if she (I) would go to Africa. she (I) hates black people.

floatingslowly · 03.31.2011, 09:08 AM

for the record: I don't believe a damn thing any of you say yet that is never a matter of contention; however, if it were, I'd at least make sure you were around to defend yourself.

knox · 03.31.2011, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

you can't breastfeed a pillow

you can breastfeed anything.

SONIC GAIL · 03.31.2011, 11:59 AM

pulling her hair out

!@#$%! · 03.31.2011, 12:04 PM

i'm sure whatever she's doing is more fun than hating strangers on the internet-- and im also sure she's doing whatever she's doing while looking better than the haters.

Keeping It Simple · 03.31.2011, 12:26 PM

I see satan wannabes all over the place. She pretty much influenced the motley-minded wenches of the new generation.

floatingslowly · 03.31.2011, 12:33 PM

^^^ your avatar helps me read that in a pirate voice, me 'earty.

static-harmony · 03.31.2011, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

I see satan wannabes all over the place. She pretty much influenced the motley-minded wenches of the new generation.

Maybe they are testing new internet bots that could interact with posters.

fishmonkey · 03.31.2011, 03:54 PM

Dancing...

for money ;-)

SpaceCadetHayden · 03.31.2011, 04:30 PM

Smoking out reading this thread and laughing. Satan was the best troll ever. Love that bitch.

jon boy · 03.31.2011, 07:26 PM

taking a shit.

EVOLghost · 03.31.2011, 07:48 PM

she's probably takin' a dump right now.

EDIT:

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy

taking a shit.

whoops/.

noisereductions · 03.31.2011, 08:26 PM

probably being kind of a jerk to someone who's being friendly to her.

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_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,908	I think she's now googling for pics of Africa, saving them on her computer and getting ready for telling us what a great trip she's been to. (remember her European roadshow? she showed us a picture of Westminster Abbey and told us "Look, this is Notre Dame in Paris) __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	to the American eye, all of your drab eurpean architecture looks the same and cameras don't often save the name of the place you're taking a picture of. and as if she (I) would go to Africa. she (I) hates black people.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	for the record: I don't believe a damn thing any of you say yet that is never a matter of contention; however, if it were, I'd at least make sure you were around to defend yourself.
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SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	pulling her hair out __________________
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	i'm sure whatever she's doing is more fun than hating strangers on the internet-- and im also sure she's doing whatever she's doing while looking better than the haters.
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Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	I see satan wannabes all over the place. She pretty much influenced the motley-minded wenches of the new generation.
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03.31.2011, 12:33 PM	#14
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ your avatar helps me read that in a pirate voice, me 'earty.
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03.31.2011, 03:54 PM	#16
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SpaceCadetHayden the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: the void of civilization Posts: 988	Smoking out reading this thread and laughing. Satan was the best troll ever. Love that bitch. __________________
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	taking a shit. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	probably being kind of a jerk to someone who's being friendly to her. __________________ noisereduxinstalled.weebly.com
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