How small is too small then?

porkmarras · 08.30.2006, 05:36 PM

Penis.

!@#$%! · 08.30.2006, 05:40 PM

i think if you can't pull it out of you zipper and you wet your pants it's too small.

Pookie · 08.30.2006, 05:41 PM

A woman onced asked me, "Will it squeak if I squeeze it?"

porkmarras · 08.30.2006, 05:42 PM

There must be a perfect number.

porkmarras · 08.30.2006, 05:42 PM

Cunts.

HaydenAsche · 08.30.2006, 05:42 PM

I dunno.

Everyneurotic · 08.30.2006, 05:43 PM

porkmarras · 08.30.2006, 05:44 PM

Can you tell a man's size by the size of his shoulders,neck and hands?

Pookie · 08.30.2006, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie

A woman onced asked me, "Will it squeak if I squeeze it?"

"Are you in? Let me know when you're finished."

Everyneurotic · 08.30.2006, 05:45 PM

how about the size of a man's belly?

Toilet & Bowels · 08.30.2006, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Can you tell a man's size by the size of his shoulders,neck and hands?

how does that work?

porkmarras · 08.30.2006, 05:47 PM

It does as if by magic.It does.

Pookie · 08.30.2006, 05:51 PM

Shoulder width - collar size x number of hands = penis size.

It really works, try it.

Everyneurotic · 08.30.2006, 05:52 PM

pass the meassuring tape.

Cantankerous · 08.30.2006, 05:53 PM

pookie, i'm apparently packing eight inches then/

schizophrenicroom · 08.30.2006, 05:54 PM

damn. i'm huge.

Pookie · 08.30.2006, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

pookie, i'm apparently packing eight inches then/

It's a different calculation for girls, silly.

porkmarras · 08.30.2006, 05:56 PM

Is it really?

Cantankerous · 08.30.2006, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie

It's a different calculation for girls, silly.

i think it goes without saying that my cock is huge.

schizophrenicroom · 08.30.2006, 05:56 PM

how does a girl calculate?

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