worst most uselesss presents you got for xmas

jon boy · 12.28.2011, 12:07 PM

i got a roll up piano, a ukelele and a book about bizarre deaths. shite.

nicfit · 12.28.2011, 12:50 PM

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i got a roll up piano, a ukelele and a book about bizarre deaths. shite.

Send them to me!

EVOLghost · 12.28.2011, 12:58 PM

^right!

trhey don't sound useless to me...

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 12.28.2011, 01:07 PM

Some cheap, gross smelling $10 cologne and a coin jar that counts the coins as you pt them in there. The coin jar might've been kinda cool, if I had anywhere to put it.

Your gifts actually sound pretty neat jon boy, especially that book!

floatingslowly · 12.28.2011, 02:47 PM

A starving African child.

The worst part is, it doesn't even DO anything...it just sits. there eyeing my food.

I wish I could return it...

jon boy · 12.28.2011, 03:44 PM

ukelele's where invented by pure sadists.

keep poppin pimples · 12.28.2011, 04:20 PM

ukelele is the patron saint of indonesian punk rock

ann ashtray · 12.28.2011, 11:49 PM

candy.

Murmer99 · 12.29.2011, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

a ukelele and a book about bizarre deaths.

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Originally Posted by ann ashtray

candy

these are things I can appreciate

jon boy · 12.29.2011, 02:13 AM

anyone who likes ukelele's is clearly inexplicably disturbed.

Murmer99 · 12.29.2011, 02:49 AM

I'm fine with that.

SonicBebs · 12.29.2011, 03:39 PM

i got a jar of peanut butter from my mum

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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i got a roll up piano, a ukelele and a book about bizarre deaths. shite. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	^right! trhey don't sound useless to me...
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12.28.2011, 01:07 PM	#4
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	Some cheap, gross smelling $10 cologne and a coin jar that counts the coins as you pt them in there. The coin jar might've been kinda cool, if I had anywhere to put it. Your gifts actually sound pretty neat jon boy, especially that book!
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12.28.2011, 02:47 PM	#5
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	A starving African child. The worst part is, it doesn't even DO anything...it just sits. there eyeing my food. I wish I could return it...
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12.28.2011, 03:44 PM	#6
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	ukelele's where invented by pure sadists. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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keep poppin pimples expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: www.masonhq.com Posts: 1,204	ukelele is the patron saint of indonesian punk rock
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ann ashtray expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Macon, GA Posts: 2,299	candy. __________________ Team Thurston!
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12.29.2011, 02:13 AM	#10
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	anyone who likes ukelele's is clearly inexplicably disturbed. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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Murmer99 stalker Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 367	I'm fine with that.
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