What's next on the McDonald's menu?

king_buzzo · 10.26.2006, 02:45 PM

mc clown!!!!

or is his name mcdonald?

Tokolosh · 10.26.2006, 02:46 PM

Burgers that are freshly picked from trees. No cows involved.

No wait! Roadkill burgers, 'cause they're appropriately flat.

porkmarras · 10.26.2006, 03:49 PM

hahahahaha

porkmarras · 10.26.2006, 03:49 PM

Oh my aching sides,that really made me laugh and i can't rep you again.hahaha

Intellivision · 10.26.2006, 03:51 PM

Impressive...most impressive.

Trasher02 · 10.26.2006, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

mc clown!!!!

or is his name mcdonald?

His name is Ronald mcDonald, and don't you forget it!

One super-deluxe ultra menu with the MCsupermegabacon'n'othermeats burger please.

Hip Priest · 10.26.2006, 05:56 PM

The 'Chicken McWicket', as part of their sponsorship of cricket, which will certainly happen if England hold onto the ashes this winter. The sponsorship whole affair will become ghastly.

hey alex · 10.26.2006, 08:58 PM

wtf is a chicken mcwiket?

also, i went with the crisco shake.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 10.26.2006, 09:25 PM

I love the sound of, and thought of McMutton. They would be a hit in Central Asia!

How many of you have had mutton? It's terrible, for the most part.

atari 2600 · 10.26.2006, 09:26 PM

They probably already have mutton on the menu in Central Asian McDonald's restaurants.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 10.26.2006, 09:28 PM

Other than Uzbekistan or Kazakhstan, I can't imagine Mcdonalds has expanded there yet. At least, we can only hope...

EDIT:

It appears Almaty, Kazakhstan has a spin off.

jon boy · 10.30.2006, 05:47 PM

last year mcdonalds made a loss for the first time in their history. they did however open a shit load of pret a mangers.

!@#$%! · 10.31.2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

last year mcdonalds made a loss for the first time in their history. they did however open a shit load of pret a mangers.

ehh? i believed you for a second, then went to see their financial reports

http://mcd.mobular.net/mcd/90/13/35/

they both made and income and had a positive cash flow last year

but if you got some sources that say othewise i'd like to read it-- i hate macshit, so nothing would rejoice me more than their demise....

jon boy · 10.31.2006, 01:12 PM

perhaps the year before then.

!@#$%! · 10.31.2006, 01:13 PM

oh... if so, they're back in business then-- bitches...

Prisstina · 10.31.2006, 05:03 PM

The healthiest thing on the McDonald's menu is apple slices for youngsters. 35 calories, mind you.

jon boy · 10.31.2006, 06:01 PM

35! i demand less i say. less!

View Poll Results: You are the focus group that must decide.
McMutton	3	17.65%
McChickenlips	1	5.88%
McRoadkill	5	29.41%
McGizzards	1	5.88%
McRat Fillet	1	5.88%
E-Coli Poppers	3	17.65%
Crisco Shake	3	17.65%
Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll

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Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	mc clown!!!! or is his name mcdonald?
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Burgers that are freshly picked from trees. No cows involved. No wait! Roadkill burgers, 'cause they're appropriately flat. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	hahahahaha __________________
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Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347	Impressive...most impressive.
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Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	The 'Chicken McWicket', as part of their sponsorship of cricket, which will certainly happen if England hold onto the ashes this winter. The sponsorship whole affair will become ghastly. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	I love the sound of, and thought of McMutton. They would be a hit in Central Asia! How many of you have had mutton? It's terrible, for the most part.
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10.26.2006, 09:26 PM	#11
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	They probably already have mutton on the menu in Central Asian McDonald's restaurants.
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10.26.2006, 09:28 PM	#12
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	Other than Uzbekistan or Kazakhstan, I can't imagine Mcdonalds has expanded there yet. At least, we can only hope... EDIT: It appears Almaty, Kazakhstan has a spin off.
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10.30.2006, 05:47 PM	#13
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	last year mcdonalds made a loss for the first time in their history. they did however open a shit load of pret a mangers. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	perhaps the year before then. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,572	oh... if so, they're back in business then-- bitches...
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10.31.2006, 05:03 PM	#17
Prisstina the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Killwaukee Posts: 996	The healthiest thing on the McDonald's menu is apple slices for youngsters. 35 calories, mind you.
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10.31.2006, 06:01 PM	#18
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	35! i demand less i say. less! __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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