Yo mama.

space · 05.15.2010, 09:26 PM

how DARE you talk about demonrail's girlfriend like that.

I suspect he's going to tut-tut at you rather fussily.

space · 05.15.2010, 10:50 PM

Yo mama drinks so much piss that she requires her own line at the truck-stop.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.15.2010, 11:25 PM

Yo' mama so fat tha' she drive a spandex car!

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.15.2010, 11:53 PM

Yo mama still uses dial-up.

space · 05.16.2010, 12:58 AM

Yo mama's punany is so wide, it has its own zip code. 9021oooooh

space · 05.16.2010, 08:35 AM

Yo mama seemed like a nice lady, until she had you, then we all knew the horrid truth: goats can get people pregnant.

EVOLghost · 05.16.2010, 10:13 AM

what you say abuot mah mumma!

Better_Than_Deux · 05.16.2010, 12:07 PM

yo mama is such a loser, she sits on sonic youth gossip all day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

chicka · 05.16.2010, 12:23 PM

yo mama is so fat, Bill Gates can't afford her liposuction bill...

Better_Than_Deux · 05.16.2010, 09:30 PM

yo mama looks like courtney love.

AAAAAAAAAAAW SNAP; SHE DID NOT JUST GO THERE!!!!!!

jon boy · 05.16.2010, 09:53 PM

yo moma is so fat she could eat the internet.

deflinus · 05.16.2010, 10:36 PM

your mother is so overweight and obese that she can't put on her favorite jeans anymore.

before you guys get mad, i'm only joking.

... your father's gay too

HaydenAsche · 05.16.2010, 11:17 PM

Yo mama such a whore, she'll give you a Russian rim job for eight fifty behind the Sip N' Strut to support her addictions to huffing airplane glue, Robitussin DM, and daytime cable talk shows.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.17.2010, 12:28 AM

Yo mama so dumb, that she champions the "artistic credibility" of The Smiths.

space · 05.17.2010, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

Yo mama so dumb, that she champions the "artistic credibility" of The Smiths.

my mama is so dumb she accused me of listening to satanic music, when I was only listening to The Smiths.

reeeeeeemixxxxxx

chicka · 05.17.2010, 09:58 AM

yo mama so nasty they asked her to leave the fishery...

Better_Than_Deux · 05.17.2010, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Yo mama take so much PCP that when she punched through the bus driver's skull she was actually a large black man, shirtless and covered in baby powder, and in fact stabbing a German Shepherd to death.

this is probably the most i've laughed because of something someone said on the internet... in a long time. AND I CAN'T EVEN REP YOU FOR IT.

Better_Than_Deux · 05.18.2010, 02:05 PM

im in the top 10% of attractive red head females, so.. yeah. i'm pretty attractive.

space · 05.18.2010, 08:22 PM

Yo mama had a below-the-waist amputation and doesn't even have a crotch to speak of, unless you count her hairy armpits, which have seen many a cock, in lieu of her vagina, that is still sitting in a trash container marked "biohazard" because hazmat is too afraid to pick up anything that smells that fucking bad.

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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Yo mama such a whore, she'll give you a Russian rim job for eight fifty behind the Sip N' Strut to support her addictions to huffing airplane glue, Robitussin DM, and daytime cable talk shows. __________________ rip
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space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	Yo mama had a below-the-waist amputation and doesn't even have a crotch to speak of, unless you count her hairy armpits, which have seen many a cock, in lieu of her vagina, that is still sitting in a trash container marked "biohazard" because hazmat is too afraid to pick up anything that smells that fucking bad.
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