Egads, a s-s-s-spider!

finding nobody · 08.30.2006, 09:47 PM

Setting it free was your first mistake dude.

HaydenAsche · 08.30.2006, 09:47 PM

Kill that bitch.

Cantankerous · 08.30.2006, 09:47 PM

just smash it, you pussy.

Danny Himself · 08.30.2006, 09:47 PM

I thought he had changed. He's just grown into a mean old ex-con spider.

I don't know where it is now. He's waiting in the shadows.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.30.2006, 09:56 PM

trap him under a glass and let him die of suffocation, or throw him out of the window

HaydenAsche · 08.30.2006, 09:56 PM

Eat him.

k-krack · 08.30.2006, 09:57 PM

put him on a piece of paper and set him free into the woods seven miles away, so he is disoriented, confused and misses his family.

Alex's Trip · 08.31.2006, 01:35 AM

If I were to have to kill a spider by myself I would have to stand 8 feet away with some fucking spray. I can't stand spirder. They are the worst pieces of shit on the planet.

IntoTheGroovey · 08.31.2006, 01:42 AM

I have respect for spiders because they get rid of those dumb bastard leatherjacket things.

static-harmony · 08.31.2006, 01:43 AM

I like spiders I hate roaches though.

Tokolosh · 08.31.2006, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama

The spider (now named Charlotte):

So, I guess you've read Charlotte's web?
Loved it when I was a kid.

Spiders kick ass!

Inhuman · 08.31.2006, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

So, I guess you've read Charlotte's web?
Loved it when I was a kid.

Spiders kick ass!

Nice, I started reading it at my ex's house one time and she kept persisting that we "make out" but I was all "I don't have time fo' that, I'm reading a good ass book"

fishmonkey · 08.31.2006, 08:07 AM

with something like this i operate a thng i like to call "the three strike rule"
you can probably guess how this works, i would'nt like to kill a spider at all, i'm not a Mary or anything but if i can help it i'll aid it to safety, if it comes back, i'll aid it again... thats the second strike, comes back a third time??? its a dead motherfucker on the heel end of my shoe.. like the end of a cartoon... de de de da de THATS ALL FOLKS!!!!

It works well, i apply it to all aspects of my life, friends family members ect..
oh yes.. dont fuck wiv da fishmonkey

at least not 3 times anyways.

Tokolosh · 08.31.2006, 08:08 AM

Did ya finish the book Inhuman?

It's a beautiful heartwarming story. That's all I can say.

Inhuman · 08.31.2006, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Did ya finish the book Inhuman?

It's a beautiful heartwarming story. That's all I can say.

I got to chapter 3 before she confiscated it. I was really getting into it too. She said that the book was for kids, so I said "YOU'RE for kids" and I continued to read, so she took it away

Tokolosh · 08.31.2006, 08:38 AM

On a different note... I see that you're from Ontario, Canada.
I used to live in Windsor in the late 70's. By the Detroit River.
I will never forget that place.

atari 2600 · 08.31.2006, 08:49 AM

I have one of those clear plastic container shelving units with three drawers that I keep Sonic Youth cds in, & in the bottom drawer there was this huge spider in there the other day. I tried to get up & grab some tissue to get it with, but he had hidden in the meantime. So, the next day he reappeared & I was ready & got it outside. It was the largest spider I'd seen in a long time.
I know, not very interesting.
My house right now is filled with crickets which is supposed to be good luck.
The other day, I went to the water cooler & at the base of it, this spider had pinned this cricket down. I let it be & the next day I went to clean up the cricket carcass & take it away & put it in the toilet. As soon as I reached down to get the cricket, the spider peeped out from underneath the water cooler as if to say, "hey, buddy, what are you doing there?...that's mine."
The stangest thing recently was there were two of these bugs that I saw on successive days. they looked like spiders. I think they had eight legs, (maybe it was only six --- which seems more likely) but the back two legs were like a grasshopper. When I tried to scoop them up in the tissue & put back outside, they would jump in unpredictable ways. It was weird, as if one of their hind legs were more powerful than the other, or as if they had control of which one was more powerful which caused them to jump in a manner that was not straight ahead like one would expect.

touch me i'm sick · 08.31.2006, 11:14 AM

spiders don't bother me, but i fuckin hate them butterflies

Alex's Trip · 08.31.2006, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600

I have one of those clear plastic container shelving units with three drawers that I keep Sonic Youth cds in, & in the bottom drawer there was this huge spider in there the other day. I tried to get up & grab some tissue to get it with, but he had hidden in the meantime. So, the next day he reappeared & I was ready & got it outside. It was the largest spider I'd seen in a long time.
I know, not very interesting.
My house right now is filled with crickets which is supposed to be good luck.
The other day, I went to the water cooler & at the base of it, this spider had pinned this cricket down. I let it be & the next day I went to clean up the cricket carcass & take it away & put it in the toilet. As soon as I reached down to get the cricket, the spider peeped out from underneath the water cooler as if to say, "hey, buddy, what are you doing there?...that's mine."
The stangest thing recently was there were two of these bugs that I saw on successive days. they looked like spiders. I think they had eight legs, (maybe it was only six --- which seems more likely) but the back two legs were like a grasshopper. When I tried to scoop them up in the tissue & put back outside, they would jump in unpredictable ways. It was weird, as if one of their hind legs were more powerful than the other, or as if they had control of which one was more powerful which caused them to jump in a manner that was not straight ahead like one would expect.

Oh God, jumping hybrid cricket spiders?

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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	I thought he had changed. He's just grown into a mean old ex-con spider. I don't know where it is now. He's waiting in the shadows.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	trap him under a glass and let him die of suffocation, or throw him out of the window
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Eat him. __________________ rip
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k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	put him on a piece of paper and set him free into the woods seven miles away, so he is disoriented, confused and misses his family. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	If I were to have to kill a spider by myself I would have to stand 8 feet away with some fucking spray. I can't stand spirder. They are the worst pieces of shit on the planet. __________________ KALOPSIA
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IntoTheGroovey bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 197	I have respect for spiders because they get rid of those dumb bastard leatherjacket things. __________________ The owls are not what they seem.
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08.31.2006, 08:07 AM	#14
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	with something like this i operate a thng i like to call "the three strike rule" you can probably guess how this works, i would'nt like to kill a spider at all, i'm not a Mary or anything but if i can help it i'll aid it to safety, if it comes back, i'll aid it again... thats the second strike, comes back a third time??? its a dead motherfucker on the heel end of my shoe.. like the end of a cartoon... de de de da de THATS ALL FOLKS!!!! It works well, i apply it to all aspects of my life, friends family members ect.. oh yes.. dont fuck wiv da fishmonkey at least not 3 times anyways. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Did ya finish the book Inhuman? It's a beautiful heartwarming story. That's all I can say. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	On a different note... I see that you're from Ontario, Canada. I used to live in Windsor in the late 70's. By the Detroit River. I will never forget that place. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	I have one of those clear plastic container shelving units with three drawers that I keep Sonic Youth cds in, & in the bottom drawer there was this huge spider in there the other day. I tried to get up & grab some tissue to get it with, but he had hidden in the meantime. So, the next day he reappeared & I was ready & got it outside. It was the largest spider I'd seen in a long time. I know, not very interesting. My house right now is filled with crickets which is supposed to be good luck. The other day, I went to the water cooler & at the base of it, this spider had pinned this cricket down. I let it be & the next day I went to clean up the cricket carcass & take it away & put it in the toilet. As soon as I reached down to get the cricket, the spider peeped out from underneath the water cooler as if to say, "hey, buddy, what are you doing there?...that's mine." The stangest thing recently was there were two of these bugs that I saw on successive days. they looked like spiders. I think they had eight legs, (maybe it was only six --- which seems more likely) but the back two legs were like a grasshopper. When I tried to scoop them up in the tissue & put back outside, they would jump in unpredictable ways. It was weird, as if one of their hind legs were more powerful than the other, or as if they had control of which one was more powerful which caused them to jump in a manner that was not straight ahead like one would expect.
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touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	spiders don't bother me, but i fuckin hate them butterflies
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