cheesy movie lines...

afterthefact · 08.20.2006, 09:09 AM

Name some cheesy movie lines...
I decided to start this thread after watching "They Live" last night, that movie has the corniest lines ever...

My favorite: "I came here to chew gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of gum!"

LifeDistortion · 08.20.2006, 01:15 PM

"You complete me"-Jerry Maguire

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner-Dirty Dancing

"You're a Godsend, a savior.
No, I'm a postman-The Postman

afterthefact · 08.20.2006, 04:47 PM

some other greats from They Live...
-----
Nada and Frank start fist-fighting]
Nada: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.
Frank: Not this year.
Nada: OK. All right. OK.
[starts fighting with Frank]
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Nada: You... you look like your face fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.
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If I didn't know any better, I'd think it came straight from the AMDB on somethingawful.com, but these are actual lines from an actual movie...

k-krack · 08.20.2006, 04:51 PM

The entire script of top gun, and the first vhs of titanic.

afterthefact · 08.20.2006, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by k-krack

The entire script of top gun...

For some reason they always give Tom Cruise cheesy lines, I guess they think he can pull them off.

P.S. He can't.

LifeDistortion · 08.20.2006, 05:07 PM

"May the force be with you" -Star Wars

Especially when its Han Solo saying it to Luke Skywalker. WTF?!

m^a(t)h · 08.20.2006, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afterthefact

some other greats from They Live...
-----
Nada and Frank start fist-fighting]
Nada: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.
Frank: Not this year.
Nada: OK. All right. OK.
[starts fighting with Frank]
-----
Nada: You... you look like your face fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.
-----
If I didn't know any better, I'd think it came straight from the AMDB on somethingawful.com, but these are actual lines from an actual movie...

cheesy lines or not, still the best movie ever...

static-harmony · 08.21.2006, 12:08 AM

I'll be back- arnold in all of the terminator movies

jon boy · 08.21.2006, 06:48 AM

the stars wars scripts.

star trek scripts.

anything tom cruise says.

black hawk down when some guy has just had his legs blown off and still manages to reach for a picture of his kids and say the words 'tell my wife i love her.'

saving private ryan.

jerry brukheimer films.

RdTv · 08.21.2006, 07:01 AM

I saw that horrible movie ''Cellular'' and at the end of the whole thing, after these two strangers that have been through a great deal of drama finally meet each other its......'' Err...Eric'' ..........''Jessica!''

The way it was said kills me.

jon boy · 08.21.2006, 07:05 AM

the end of total recall.

'whats wrong?'
'im scared that this is all a dream'
'well you better kiss me before you wake up'

can i also add to this cheese fest award show acceptance speeches. fuck you tom hanks.

afterthefact · 08.21.2006, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony

I'll be back- arnold in all of the terminator movies

I won't be back...
http://emonator.ytmnd.com/

RdTv · 08.21.2006, 08:17 AM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to afterthefact again.

johnnywinternoshow · 08.22.2006, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afterthefact

Name some cheesy movie lines...
I decided to start this thread after watching "They Live" last night, that movie has the corniest lines ever...

My favorite: "I came here to chew gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of gum!"

that was the movie i immediately thought of when i saw the title of this thread

johnnywinternoshow · 08.22.2006, 07:04 AM

what about superhero movies

arnie again in one of the batman movies as mr ice or freeze or something like that
"a freeeze is coming"
"hey everyone, chill"

Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.
more arnold classics

predator
[after Dutch has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife]
Dutch: Stick around.

commando
Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.

Matrix: [after killing a man in the plane] Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

true lies
Samir: Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?
Harry: Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.

[while launching a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging]
Harry: You're fired!

jon boy · 08.22.2006, 07:21 AM

the da vinci code.

hanks: are you alright?
marceau: yes, err no, err i dont know (puts hand on forehead and looks confused)

fishmonkey · 08.22.2006, 08:36 AM

"very well i shall release woger"

Life of Brian.

Tokolosh · 08.22.2006, 09:27 AM

"I'm king of the world."
Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic.

Please! Put this wanker out of his misery!

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08.20.2006, 04:47 PM	#3
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	some other greats from They Live... ----- Nada and Frank start fist-fighting] Nada: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can. Frank: Not this year. Nada: OK. All right. OK. [starts fighting with Frank] ----- Nada: You... you look like your face fell in the cheese dip back in 1957. ----- If I didn't know any better, I'd think it came straight from the AMDB on somethingawful.com, but these are actual lines from an actual movie... __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	The entire script of top gun, and the first vhs of titanic. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	"May the force be with you" -Star Wars Especially when its Han Solo saying it to Luke Skywalker. WTF?!
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	the stars wars scripts. star trek scripts. anything tom cruise says. black hawk down when some guy has just had his legs blown off and still manages to reach for a picture of his kids and say the words 'tell my wife i love her.' saving private ryan. jerry brukheimer films. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	I saw that horrible movie ''Cellular'' and at the end of the whole thing, after these two strangers that have been through a great deal of drama finally meet each other its......'' Err...Eric'' ..........''Jessica!'' The way it was said kills me.
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	the end of total recall. 'whats wrong?' 'im scared that this is all a dream' 'well you better kiss me before you wake up' can i also add to this cheese fest award show acceptance speeches. fuck you tom hanks. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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johnnywinternoshow the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 1,006	what about superhero movies arnie again in one of the batman movies as mr ice or freeze or something like that "a freeeze is coming" "hey everyone, chill" Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out. more arnold classics predator [after Dutch has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife] Dutch: Stick around. commando Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did. Matrix: I lied. Matrix: [after killing a man in the plane] Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired. true lies Samir: Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start? Harry: Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon. [while launching a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging] Harry: You're fired! __________________ !
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	the da vinci code. hanks: are you alright? marceau: yes, err no, err i dont know (puts hand on forehead and looks confused) __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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