Why is a Whale Being Saved is Big News?

SynthethicalY · 05.17.2007, 12:34 PM

I mean who cares, it should be news, but not be on for five hours straight, and only showing clippings of real news for like ten seconds. Ah t.v. news suck.

floatingslowly · 05.17.2007, 12:39 PM

Whales need jesus too you brute beast!

king_buzzo · 05.17.2007, 12:41 PM

Whales own your life!

ALIEN ANAL · 05.17.2007, 12:42 PM

because its nice to hear of life being saved once in a while
sure its not that important but it sure can get depressing just hearing about how fucked the world is.

EMMAh · 05.17.2007, 12:42 PM

The news has always been crap. I remember coming home from school last year, sitting in front of the TV to watch some lame ass show, and the news people having this IMPORTANT UPDATE about this damn baseball guy who was coming back to baseball after hurting his leg or some shit. It went on for like 2 hours and I was ready to smash my TV. Is it too hard to put a scrolling thing at the bottom of the screen so that people can actually watch what they want to watch? That way they can still inform the people who give a rats ass without disturbing everybody who doesn't.

pbradley · 05.17.2007, 12:47 PM

Freeeeee Willyyyyyyyy!

SynthethicalY · 05.17.2007, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

because its nice to hear of life being saved once in a while
sure its not that important but it sure can get depressing just hearing about how fucked the world is.

Yeah, but to have it on a ews channel that say they have good news. Come one, it is stupid.

ALIEN ANAL · 05.17.2007, 01:06 PM

yeh sorry i have no idea what was just said then...but..sounds cool

Norma J · 05.17.2007, 03:54 PM

Would I save a whale before I saved you? Yes. Most definitely.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 05.18.2007, 02:58 PM

dude, do you realize how far Sacramento is from the ocean?

MellySingsDoom · 05.18.2007, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Yeah, but to have it on a ews channel that say they have good news. Come one, it is stupid.

You're just trying to cover up the fact that you think the whale's hot. Admit it!

!@#$%! · 05.18.2007, 03:22 PM

ok a serious "answer"-- thanks to campaigns by the WWF, Greenpeace, etc, we have this notion of whales as ambassadors form the ocean or something-- which i truly think it's great.

i also think it's great the whale was saved-- consider the stench otherwise!

but the 5hours of TV news it's because, thanks to those campaigns mentioned above, saving a whale is just a notch below saving Mickey Mouse. free willy!

anyway, wtf are you doing watching tv news?

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 05.18.2007, 03:24 PM

whales are dying, that's why.

Everyneurotic · 05.18.2007, 03:30 PM

screw saving.

shave the whales.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 05.18.2007, 03:32 PM

Shave them of what?

MellySingsDoom · 05.18.2007, 03:41 PM

"Simpson, justice has little if nothing to do with a disobedient whale."

Rob Instigator · 05.18.2007, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

The news has always been crap. I remember coming home from school last year, sitting in front of the TV to watch some lame ass show, and the news people having this IMPORTANT UPDATE about this damn baseball guy who was coming back to baseball after hurting his leg or some shit. It went on for like 2 hours and I was ready to smash my TV. Is it too hard to put a scrolling thing at the bottom of the screen so that people can actually watch what they want to watch? That way they can still inform the people who give a rats ass without disturbing everybody who doesn't.

emmah, the news has not always been crap. It began after the watergate scandal, and the governemnet decided that the news media needed to focus more on advertisers than on actual news investigation, cuz it amde them look bad.

against_the_grain · 05.18.2007, 05:19 PM

Well well well

must've been a slow news day.

Notice how whale's have gotten more spotlight of late as our nation's waist expands ? Not a mere coincidence ! LOL !!!!

MellySingsDoom · 05.18.2007, 05:25 PM

^^^I can imagine Kent Brockman saying something like that, finishing up with, "...and frankly Springfield, I blame YOU, the viewer!".

Norma J · 05.18.2007, 05:32 PM

To the opening post: I care.

05.17.2007, 12:34 PM	#1
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	I mean who cares, it should be news, but not be on for five hours straight, and only showing clippings of real news for like ten seconds. Ah t.v. news suck.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Whales need jesus too you brute beast!
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	Whales own your life!
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	because its nice to hear of life being saved once in a while sure its not that important but it sure can get depressing just hearing about how fucked the world is. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	The news has always been crap. I remember coming home from school last year, sitting in front of the TV to watch some lame ass show, and the news people having this IMPORTANT UPDATE about this damn baseball guy who was coming back to baseball after hurting his leg or some shit. It went on for like 2 hours and I was ready to smash my TV. Is it too hard to put a scrolling thing at the bottom of the screen so that people can actually watch what they want to watch? That way they can still inform the people who give a rats ass without disturbing everybody who doesn't. __________________
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Freeeeee Willyyyyyyyy!
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	yeh sorry i have no idea what was just said then...but..sounds cool __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Would I save a whale before I saved you? Yes. Most definitely. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	ok a serious "answer"-- thanks to campaigns by the WWF, Greenpeace, etc, we have this notion of whales as ambassadors form the ocean or something-- which i truly think it's great. i also think it's great the whale was saved-- consider the stench otherwise! but the 5hours of TV news it's because, thanks to those campaigns mentioned above, saving a whale is just a notch below saving Mickey Mouse. free willy! anyway, wtf are you doing watching tv news?
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Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	whales are dying, that's why. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	screw saving. shave the whales. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	Shave them of what? __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	"Simpson, justice has little if nothing to do with a disobedient whale." __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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05.18.2007, 05:19 PM	#18
against_the_grain stalker Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: across the Hudson Posts: 502	Well well well must've been a slow news day. Notice how whale's have gotten more spotlight of late as our nation's waist expands ? Not a mere coincidence ! LOL !!!! __________________ Don't play what's there, play what's not there. Do not* fear mistakes. There are none* Miles Davis
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	^^^I can imagine Kent Brockman saying something like that, finishing up with, "...and frankly Springfield, I blame YOU, the viewer!". __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	To the opening post: I care. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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