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so?
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a few months ago
age 19 (im not longer going out with her buzzo)
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facts:
I first looked at porn when I was 10. I got my first kiss when I was 12. I got my first handjob when I was 14. I got my first handjob where I CAME when I was 15. I first jacked off when I was 16 (no shit). I first got a blowjob at 16. I first had sexual intercourse when I was 17. I've been with 4 girls. All 4 girls have blown me, given me handjobs, and I've ate them out and fingered them... but I've only had sexual intercourse with 1 girl, my current girlfriend who I have been dating for 4 1/2 years. I've never cheated on her. I've never had anal sex, though I have stuck things in her ass and she's stuck things in mine -- just not my dick. That should be enough, eh? |
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the end of the ugly
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like her finger?
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well yeah, her finger.. but... yeah. we've experimented with TOYS. that sounds so silly.
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heh.
one time i stuck a banana in her vagina. it wasn't an actual banana.. it was this toy that was some mascot for a banana company.. it was so soft and .. like .. plush.. i can't explain it. she wasn't a fan. every time i see your name i think of that vss song death scene where he goes "neck fit your noose". |
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expwy. to yr skull
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17 and no more details....
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Acid, younger. It amazes me how comfortable people are with giving out personal details on the internet.
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expwy. to yr skull
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haha I know
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expwy. to yr skull
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16.
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2 days after my 18th birthday.
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i was 15 when i first entered the tunnel of fascination. i had no idea what i was doing. so add 3 months to that when i first did it properly..... no fumbling and no suprises!
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16. a month after I moved to Dallas.
would have happened sooner, but those Salt Lake girls don't play like that. |
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13 or 12. The memory is al vague.
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seriously.
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i never thought of myself as "virgin".
virginity is for girls. that's my story & im sticking to it. |
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You could always go with the age you lost your "ass virginity." |
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that's a personal question.
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fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art" |
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18...
I wish I hadn't |
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