The Mighty Australian Football Thread

floatingslowly · 11.27.2012, 03:51 PM

I'm a Western Bulldogs fan (aka Footscray Football Club)!

Aussie football is so much better than.....Amerifat football and let's not even bother with soccer.

So, come on! Convince me that your team isn't full of rapists (which you can't, because they are)!!

demonrail666 · 11.27.2012, 04:00 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...in-Samuel.html

floatingslowly · 11.27.2012, 04:05 PM

It's a proven fact that most teams (especially the Houston Texans) field rapists as weapons of terror; most teams, but NOT the Mighty Western Bulldogs.

Rob Instigator · 11.27.2012, 04:31 PM

It's how we roll in Hou-Stoned.

h8kurdt · 11.27.2012, 04:54 PM

Leave this board. We don't want your type around here.

floatingslowly · 11.27.2012, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by h8kurdt

Leave this board. We don't want your type around here.

You are now suspected of being a rapist. I have notifed the authorites, and can assure you, Stu is watching.

@Rob: not only is my team drug-free, but they are well-fed a nutritious diet that does not include "a triple cheeseboigah wif bucket o' fries".

Consequently, your team is shit.

!@#$%! · 11.27.2012, 06:23 PM

who cares about this shitty sport except for a handful of melanoma-afflicted, inbred ex-convicts?

/thread

floatingslowly · 11.27.2012, 07:33 PM

Have you been to a game? It's heaps better than soccer, footy, or whatever less-than-real-man sport you partake for viewing pleasure.

This is a thread about real athletes; namely, the Mighty Western Bulldogs Footscray Football Club.

/you

ps: rapist.

!@#$%! · 11.27.2012, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Have you been to a game? It's heaps better than soccer, footy, or whatever less-than-real-man sport you partake for viewing pleasure.

This is a thread about real athletes; namely, the Mighty Western Bulldogs Footscray Football Club.

/you

ps: rapist.

nobody cares

floatingslowly · 11.27.2012, 07:45 PM

I do. I'm somebody. :'(

terminal pharmacy · 11.27.2012, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

who cares about this shitty sport except for a handful of melanoma-afflicted, inbred ex-convicts?

/thread

yup, australian football sucks balls.

floatingslowly · 11.27.2012, 08:24 PM

one can only suspect that your traitorous ways are born of shame, angst and fear.

shame for those moccasin-wearing ferals whom you support, angst over whether or not you can cram another hot jam donut down your sweaty gullet, and fear; fear of those proud men in red, white, and blue, those brave few who are the Western Bulldogs (Footscray Football Club).

a lesser-man you are.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.27.2012, 10:26 PM

you know, no matter how many times I watch an Australian Rules Football match, I just can't figure anything out one way or the other. Is it rugby? Is it football? Is it soccer? Is it field hockey Is it homoerotic? What the fuck exactly is going on?

!@#$%! · 11.27.2012, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

What the fuck exactly is going on?

it doesn't matter because nobody cares

dale_gribble · 11.28.2012, 02:53 AM

nobody cares about you either symbols man. is that why you spread your negativity?

Johnny "Magic Fingers" · 11.28.2012, 08:31 AM

Obviously Aussie Rules Football is the best.

And I couldn't give a !@#$%! what anyone else thinks... that's the beauty of it.

GO HAWKS!

Keeping It Simple · 11.28.2012, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I'm a Western Bulldogs fan (aka Footscray Football Club)!

Aussie football is so much better than.....Amerifat football and let's not even bother with soccer.

So, come on! Convince me that your team isn't full of rapists (which you can't, because they are)!!

A sport for really hard bastards.

floatingslowly · 11.28.2012, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dale_gribble

nobody cares about you either symbols man. is that why you spread your negativity?

I would neither expect nor enjoy anything less.

Have you seen his avatar? It never changes, and for good reason.

We all float down here.

floatingslowly · 11.28.2012, 10:08 AM

Q*bert wanna snuggle????

ink. · 12.05.2012, 09:26 PM

my baby knows how to make the mom-in-law happy.

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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm a Western Bulldogs fan (aka Footscray Football Club)! Aussie football is so much better than.....Amerifat football and let's not even bother with soccer. So, come on! Convince me that your team isn't full of rapists (which you can't, because they are)!!
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	It's a proven fact that most teams (especially the Houston Texans) field rapists as weapons of terror; most teams, but NOT the Mighty Western Bulldogs.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Have you been to a game? It's heaps better than soccer, footy, or whatever less-than-real-man sport you partake for viewing pleasure. This is a thread about real athletes; namely, the Mighty Western Bulldogs Footscray Football Club. /you ps: rapist.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I do. I'm somebody. :'(
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	one can only suspect that your traitorous ways are born of shame, angst and fear. shame for those moccasin-wearing ferals whom you support, angst over whether or not you can cram another hot jam donut down your sweaty gullet, and fear; fear of those proud men in red, white, and blue, those brave few who are the Western Bulldogs (Footscray Football Club). a lesser-man you are.
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SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	you know, no matter how many times I watch an Australian Rules Football match, I just can't figure anything out one way or the other. Is it rugby? Is it football? Is it soccer? Is it field hockey Is it homoerotic? What the fuck exactly is going on? __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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Johnny "Magic Fingers" children of satan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: A downward spiral Posts: 318	Obviously Aussie Rules Football is the best. And I couldn't give a !@#$%! what anyone else thinks... that's the beauty of it. GO HAWKS!
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