Dr Kegmama will sort you out.

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have?

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:

- Socks
- Shirts
- Trousers
- Shoes

3. What is you favourite bell sound?

4. Do you like frogs?

5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words?

6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?

7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).

6. Do you recycle?

7. How many hours do you sleep at night?

8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?

9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?

10. Do you talk a lot in public?

11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?

12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?

13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?

14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?

15. How much water do you drink on average per day?

16. What's your views on piercing?

17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?

18. How many days or hours can you go without food?

19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?

20. What are your plans for this world?

 

[sonicl]

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have?
Two more than an indecent one

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:

- Socks
blood
- Shirts
blood
- Trousers
blood
- Shoes
blood

3. What is you favourite bell sound?
Ding

4. Do you like frogs?
I like all God's creatures

5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words?
No

6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?
Once, generally from 9 am to 5 pm.

7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).
No, but I've had several embarassing ones

6. Do you recycle?
No, but I've had several embarassing ones

7. How many hours do you sleep at night?
I don't know. Every time I look at the clock to see what time it was when I fell aslepp, I wake up again

8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?
Only if there were a lot of people there

9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?
Love triangle

10. Do you talk a lot in public?
I'm not generally allowed out in public

11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?
I don't know. What do you think?

12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?
No, I have it outside

13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?
I have never had relationships with that household pet

14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?
NK

15. How much water do you drink on average per day?
NK

16. What's your views on piercing?
It's the best way for a shriek to be

17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?
What are you trying to say?

18. How many days or hours can you go without food?
Stop trying to change the subject. What are you trying to say?

19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?
Answering questionnaires

20. What are your plans for this world?
I have a special plan for this world. Would you like to hear it?

[floatingslowly]

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have?

750

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:

- Socks
- Shirts
- Trousers
- Shoes


BLACK, like my heart

3. What is you favourite bell sound?

a light tinkle

4. Do you like frogs?

sure. anything that morphs sex like that is weird. and by weird, I mean rad.

5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words?

it depends more on the listener's ability to grasp said concept.

6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?


95% of my waking hours are spent bored.

7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).

disastrous? like fucking someone who dies midway? no.

6. Do you recycle?

hell no. pave the planet in trash imo.

7. How many hours do you sleep at night?

about 7

8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?

I don't talk to people. period.

9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?

the RHOMBUS. it's just fun to say. RHOMBUS.

10. Do you talk a lot in public?

no. it's strictly business.

11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?

I'm unsure how to answer that.

12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?

I live a few short miles from hell. of course we do.

13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?

animals > people

14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?

rarely.

15. How much water do you drink on average per day?

does coffee count? if so, about 3 gallons. if not, no.

16. What's your views on piercing?

I have none, but they can be hot. I'm not that partial to girls with noserings though.

17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?

I'm a pacifistic lil' lamb.

18. How many days or hours can you go without food?

42 days.

19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?

I have no idea what yr talking about.

20. What are your plans for this world?

fashion designer escape pods.

[tesla69]

you kids really need to go outside and get some fresh air.

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have?

750

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:

- Socks
- Shirts
- Trousers
- Shoes


BLACK, like my heart

3. What is you favourite bell sound?

a light tinkle

4. Do you like frogs?

sure. anything that morphs sex like that is weird. and by weird, I mean rad.

5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words?

it depends more on the listener's ability to grasp said concept.

6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?


95% of my waking hours are spent bored.

7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).

disastrous? like fucking someone who dies midway? no.

6. Do you recycle?

hell no. pave the planet in trash imo.

7. How many hours do you sleep at night?

about 7

8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?

I don't talk to people. period.

9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?

the RHOMBUS. it's just fun to say. RHOMBUS.

10. Do you talk a lot in public?

no. it's strictly business.

11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?

I'm unsure how to answer that.

12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?

I live a few short miles from hell. of course we do.

13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?

animals > people

14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?

rarely.

15. How much water do you drink on average per day?

does coffee count? if so, about 3 gallons. if not, no.

16. What's your views on piercing?

I have none, but they can be hot. I'm not that partial to girls with noserings though.

17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?

I'm a pacifistic lil' lamb.

18. How many days or hours can you go without food?

42 days.

19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?

I have no idea what yr talking about.

20. What are your plans for this world?

fashion designer escape pods.

gIVE BACK MY pEPSI, YOU SWINE!! LOLAGE!!!!

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by tesla69

you kids really need to go outside and get some fresh air.

fresh air is overrated.

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

fresh air is overrated.

you should rep dead-air, then.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

floating i quoted you inside my brilliant replies!

each one of yr replies are brilliant. I hate to see you sully them with my name.

Originally Posted by nicfit

you should rep dead-air, then.

thank you for the suggestion, I try to often.

are you working on yr questions for pr0kkrap now?

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by tesla69

you kids really need to go outside and get some fresh air.

Please see my answer to question 6

[ChocolateJesus]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Dr Kegmama will sort you out.

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have?

This is a difficult question, but I find that most very good books are between 300-500 pages. This rule does not apply to biographies or works of history.

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:

- Socks - Black
- Shirts - Black
- Trousers - Black
- Shoes - Black

3. What is you favourite bell sound?

The sound of the sales bell that I stole from one of my dramatic quits. It has intertwined hearts on it, so it is the sound of not only love, but sticking it to that stupid cunt of a boss.

4. Do you like frogs?

I do.

5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words?

Yes. I have to fight the temptation to be verbose, however.

6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?

Several times daily, especially at the office. Which explains why I am doing this.

7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).

I have. I was injured. In my mouth.

6. Do you recycle?

I do.

7. How many hours do you sleep at night?

On average, six hours.

8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?

No.

9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?

Octagon.

10. Do you talk a lot in public?

I talk a lot, period.

11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?

I have been told that I fake it well.

12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?

I live in Oklahoma, so yes. It gets quite hot.

13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?

Yes. I like some pets, but I have no interest in owning a pet or being responsible for one. Same reason I don't have children.

14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?

I actively avoid taking any sort of medication.

15. How much water do you drink on average per day?

at least 96 oz a day.

16. What's your views on piercing?

Facial piercings = Ick. Almost as bad as neck tats.

17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?

Not any longer.

18. How many days or hours can you go without food?

The longest I have gone is probably 3 days.

19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?

I am going to have to go with yes.

20. What are your plans for this world?

Destruction.

 

!!!

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

whats NK?

It seemed to be quite a popular answer on Kegnurse's question threads, so I used it in order to be down with the kids.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by sonicl

Please see my answer to question 6

which 6?

CadburyJesus says:
I live in Oklahoma, so yes. It gets quite hot.


I would imagine Oklahomo getting hot at any time.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Oklahomo

Is this a gay state or what?

[█████████]

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have?
many

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:
- Socks
- Shirts
- Trousers
- Shoes
anything that looks good

3. What is you favourite bell sound?
i prefer knocks

4. Do you like frogs?
whatever

5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words?
sure

6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?
too bored to count

7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).
sort of

6. Do you recycle?
sometimes

7. How many hours do you sleep at night?
depends on the mood, on average 6 to 7

8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?
at the start, yes.

9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?
all of them

10. Do you talk a lot in public?
i dont know

11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?
in certain aspects yes, others no

12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?
which house?

13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?
uh...

14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?
no

15. How much water do you drink on average per day?
i have no idea

16. What's your views on piercing?
whatever

17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?
sometimes

18. How many days or hours can you go without food?
i have no idea

19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?
yes

20. What are your plans for this world?
no plans

[pantophobia]

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have?
atleast 200 i would guess

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:

- Socks - grey
- Shirts - purple
- Trousers - blue
- Shoes - black

3. What is you favourite bell sound?
master-dik
4. Do you like frogs?
sure
5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words?
depends
6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?
100
7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).
none of the publics business
6. Do you recycle?
i am anally retentive about recycling
7. How many hours do you sleep at night?
on avg 8 hours
8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?
most likely
9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?
dodecahedron
10. Do you talk a lot in public?
no
11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?
sometimes
12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?
yes
13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?
no comment right now
14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?
i don't take them in the severest of headaches
15. How much water do you drink on average per day?
3-4 glasses
16. What's your views on piercing?
ok in moderation, got rid of one of mine
17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?
passive-agressive
18. How many days or hours can you go without food?
i went all of yesterday without food or even water
19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?
OCD, but nothing to specific
20. What are your plans for this world?
you'll see

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Is this a gay state or what?

Believe it or not some kind kind soul at the triga studios made a porn version of the musical.

[king_buzzo]

Dr Kegmama will sort you out.

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have? 1

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:

- Socks - black
- Shirts - black,blue,maroon,green
- Trousers - blue/black
- Shoes - any except bright bright colours.

3. What is you favourite bell sound? IDK.

4. Do you like frogs? yes

5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words? no

6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?

7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort). no

6. Do you recycle? glass and paper

7. How many hours do you sleep at night? idk

8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd? i wouldn't stop laughing.

9. What's your favourite geometrical shape? hexagon

10. Do you talk a lot in public? w/ever

11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person? no

12. Do you have air conditioning in the house? yes

13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general? yes

14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches? yes, i took 2 aspirins today. but that was an annoying hedache.

15. How much water do you drink on average per day? a lot

16. What's your views on piercing? govno! ( which means shit in russian )

17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being? sometimes.

18. How many days or hours can you go without food? never

19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything? your mom.

20. What are your plans for this world? carpe diem, or whatever.

[ChocolateJesus]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Is this a gay state or what?

Hahaha. Ogle.

Oklahomo must be a laugh to live in........