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Old 04.21.2009, 09:21 AM   #1
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Strangest lawsuit ever?

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Tue Apr 21 01:28PM

I see a lot of strange news stories in this job and this one, which was featured recently in a German newspaper, is up there with the strangest.

A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.
It gets weirder.

Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was Sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.
The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.

Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."
After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.

Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest.
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Old 04.21.2009, 09:43 AM   #2
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that's a great story. when you think it doesn' get any better, it does!
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Old 04.21.2009, 09:58 AM   #3
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Yeah it's a great story alright, although I do take it with a grain of salt.

Why would they try to impregnate her 3 nights every week and not just when it is actually possible to get pregnant, i.e. in the fertile window?
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Old 04.21.2009, 10:05 AM   #4
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Yeah it's a great story alright, although I do take it with a grain of salt.

Why would they try to impregnate her 3 nights every week and not just when it is actually possible to get pregnant, i.e. in the fertile window?

maybe she had a very irregular menstrual cycle?
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Old 04.21.2009, 10:06 AM   #5
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a few years back, the wife got it into her head that it would be nice of me to help her lesbian friend have a kid. after I explained to her that it would most likely take more than once, she cooled to the idea.


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Why would they try to impregnate her 3 nights every week and not just when it is actually possible to get pregnant, i.e. in the fertile window?

does this REALLY need answering?
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Old 04.21.2009, 11:10 AM   #6
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If the neighbour's wife didn't need the answer either, I guess not.
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Old 04.21.2009, 11:31 AM   #7
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Sounds like everyone already won other than the dude suing.

Dude B) Got to have a lot of sex with another woman without even realizing he was getting back at his wife for cheating on him.
Chick A) Got sex with a man who wasn't her wiener husband
Chick B) Has kids, can now feel less guilty about cheating after all the non-marital sex her husband just had.

Dude A) Kind of got shafted though
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Old 04.21.2009, 11:59 AM   #8
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^^^yr totally right.

the only clear solution would be to let Dude A bang Chick B (or maybe even Dude B, if that's his thing, which it might be, because he's sterile).
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Old 04.21.2009, 12:47 PM   #9
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well, actually this sounds a lot more like stuff from Paul Auster.
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Old 04.21.2009, 01:40 PM   #10
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Sounds like everyone already won other than the dude suing.

Dude B) Got to have a lot of sex with another woman without even realizing he was getting back at his wife for cheating on him.
Chick A) Got sex with a man who wasn't her wiener husband
Chick B) Has kids, can now feel less guilty about cheating after all the non-marital sex her husband just had.

Dude A) Kind of got shafted though

Dude B got it the best...I mean.... a beauty queen wife!
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Old 04.21.2009, 04:19 PM   #11
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Old 04.21.2009, 04:29 PM   #12
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Next we're going to discover that Chick B isn't the mother of the children either and that Chick A is the real mother
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Old 04.22.2009, 12:12 AM   #14
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And I thought the willing cannibal victim was bad. What is wrong with Germans?
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