I Want to be a Cuttlefish

static-harmony · 07.29.2009, 06:17 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x-8v1mxpR0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW4PbW893ik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ujRg...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiRItrsrUoY

Zombie Robot · 07.29.2009, 06:22 PM

cuttlefish are horrifying. with green blood, three hearts, and able to change color in a flash, it also has a complex propulsion and buoyancy system (the latter similar to that used in submarines), and a sharp ‘beak’ which allows it to cut open flesh like a pair of scissors, so it can use its tentacles to tear out meat. this belongs in that 'forget aliens' thread.

static-harmony · 07.29.2009, 06:27 PM

With a body like that why not be one of them, but in human form.

looking glass spectacle · 07.29.2009, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony

With a body like that why not be one of them, but not be one of them.

floatingslowly · 07.29.2009, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

cuttlefish are horrifying. with green blood, three hearts, and able to change color in a flash, it also has a complex propulsion and buoyancy system (the latter similar to that used in submarines), and a sharp ‘beak’ which allows it to cut open flesh like a pair of scissors, so it can use its tentacles to tear out meat. this belongs in that 'forget aliens' thread.

talk nerdy to me, baby.

Rob Instigator · 07.29.2009, 09:41 PM

I fucking love cuttlefish. my favorite animal. each and every nerve cell in their skin and muscles is directly connected to the brain, no links between neurons! Just LONG neurons lkike mainlining \sensory input. fucking awesome.
they rule all
but beware the zombified robotic cuttlefish from the future!

Tokolosh · 07.30.2009, 02:57 AM

Cuttlefish are highly intelligent and inquisitive creatures. Love them.

Speaking of molluscs, I'd rather swim in shark infested waters than
come face to face with a large Humboldt Squid out in the open sea.
These lightning fast carnivores are notoriously agressive, and
will take you out in a flash when hungry.

Rob Instigator · 07.30.2009, 09:24 AM

they will drag yr ass down into the crushing depths man

floatingslowly · 07.30.2009, 09:40 AM

^^^ not the Humboldts. they wouldn't give you time to sink.

if yr in the water and they frenzy, it's chop chop snip gulp. the snip is yr penis (which is eaten first). they don't call 'em Diablo Rojo for nothin'.

artsygrrl · 07.30.2009, 09:50 AM

Static-harmony, that is so hilarious that you start this thread about cuttlefish!
I always thought they were called cuddlefish. How cute, I thought. Then I googled one, and...holy shit!

Kloriel · 08.13.2009, 09:34 PM

could there be?

07.29.2009, 06:17 PM	#1
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x-8v1mxpR0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW4PbW893ik http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ujRg...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiRItrsrUoY __________________
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07.29.2009, 06:22 PM	#2
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	cuttlefish are horrifying. with green blood, three hearts, and able to change color in a flash, it also has a complex propulsion and buoyancy system (the latter similar to that used in submarines), and a sharp ‘beak’ which allows it to cut open flesh like a pair of scissors, so it can use its tentacles to tear out meat. this belongs in that 'forget aliens' thread. __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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07.29.2009, 06:27 PM	#3
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	With a body like that why not be one of them, but in human form. __________________
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07.29.2009, 09:41 PM	#6
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,959	I fucking love cuttlefish. my favorite animal. each and every nerve cell in their skin and muscles is directly connected to the brain, no links between neurons! Just LONG neurons lkike mainlining \sensory input. fucking awesome. they rule all but beware the zombified robotic cuttlefish from the future! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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07.30.2009, 02:57 AM	#7
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Cuttlefish are highly intelligent and inquisitive creatures. Love them. Speaking of molluscs, I'd rather swim in shark infested waters than come face to face with a large Humboldt Squid out in the open sea. These lightning fast carnivores are notoriously agressive, and will take you out in a flash when hungry. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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07.30.2009, 09:24 AM	#8
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,959	they will drag yr ass down into the crushing depths man __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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07.30.2009, 09:40 AM	#9
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ not the Humboldts. they wouldn't give you time to sink. if yr in the water and they frenzy, it's chop chop snip gulp. the snip is yr penis (which is eaten first). they don't call 'em Diablo Rojo for nothin'.
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07.30.2009, 09:50 AM	#10
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	Static-harmony, that is so hilarious that you start this thread about cuttlefish! I always thought they were called cuddlefish. How cute, I thought. Then I googled one, and...holy shit!
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08.13.2009, 09:34 PM	#11
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	could there be?
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