Best Boner Stories.

gmku · 12.07.2006, 05:05 PM

You go first.

Okay, I will. Our 7th grade science teacher, a middle-aged woman, kept telling us not to pull boners! Can you imagine what this did to a room full of 13-year-old boys?

TheDom · 12.07.2006, 05:05 PM

I got a boner today.

gmku · 12.07.2006, 05:06 PM

Okay. I was hoping for a little more than that. Something "empowering." A "transformative journey."

Inhuman · 12.07.2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDom

I got a boner today.

I got like, 9

gmku · 12.07.2006, 05:08 PM

That's more like it.

And how did it transform or empower you?

TheDom · 12.07.2006, 05:09 PM

I have a boner right now.

gmku · 12.07.2006, 05:10 PM

You've been looking at the BetterThanThou photo?

Inhuman · 12.07.2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

That's more like it.

And how did it transform or empower you?

I ended up being desperate for sex. My cat didn't like it too much though, she was meowing afterwards...

Daddylikes · 12.07.2006, 06:00 PM

I have like 15 boners right now.

racehorse · 12.07.2006, 06:03 PM

i am a boner and so is my wife

blastscenealibi · 12.07.2006, 09:40 PM

I once got a boner in the summer of '95. I put in the Bad Moon Rising cd and "Intro" sounded so awesome.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.07.2006, 10:28 PM

dont you hate it when you are a passenger in a car, and u get a boner, and you can see your destination, so you gotta try your HARDest to not think about it and get it down before you get there.

Better_Than_You · 12.07.2006, 10:31 PM

Whats having a boner feel like?

static-harmony · 12.07.2006, 10:32 PM

just like a hard rod.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.07.2006, 10:33 PM

it feels like..umm..a nice feeling cramp haha i dunno

Better_Than_You · 12.07.2006, 10:37 PM

That sounds boring. Why should girls be proud of giving guys a "nice cramp" feeling in their crotch?

blastscenealibi · 12.07.2006, 10:44 PM

My history teacher got boners at the chalkboard all the time. And this was an all-boy catholic school. So go figure.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.07.2006, 10:48 PM

oh yeh he must be thinking of little boys hey. Because when im in the car and accidently crack a bone, im thinking of my dad. lol

gmku · 12.08.2006, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by blastscenealibi

My history teacher got boners at the chalkboard all the time. And this was an all-boy catholic school. So go figure.

Maybe he was fantasizing of lovely historical figures like Marie Antoinette.

ni'k · 12.08.2006, 12:42 AM

i had a b0no one time. i cut it off at the stem and tortured it to death, screaming you are not jesus cunt at it. ah,good times.

12.07.2006, 05:05 PM	#1
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	You go first. Okay, I will. Our 7th grade science teacher, a middle-aged woman, kept telling us not to pull boners! Can you imagine what this did to a room full of 13-year-old boys? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.07.2006, 05:05 PM	#2
TheDom expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville. Posts: 1,924	I got a boner today.
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12.07.2006, 05:06 PM	#3
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Okay. I was hoping for a little more than that. Something "empowering." A "transformative journey." __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.07.2006, 05:08 PM	#5
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	That's more like it. And how did it transform or empower you? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.07.2006, 05:09 PM	#6
TheDom expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville. Posts: 1,924	I have a boner right now.
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12.07.2006, 05:10 PM	#7
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	You've been looking at the BetterThanThou photo? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.07.2006, 06:00 PM	#9
Daddylikes the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gnome, Alaska Posts: 929	I have like 15 boners right now.
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12.07.2006, 06:03 PM	#10
racehorse 100% Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 784	i am a boner and so is my wife __________________ She holds the room up by talk alone
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12.07.2006, 09:40 PM	#11
blastscenealibi bad moon rising Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 185	I once got a boner in the summer of '95. I put in the Bad Moon Rising cd and "Intro" sounded so awesome.
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12.07.2006, 10:28 PM	#12
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	dont you hate it when you are a passenger in a car, and u get a boner, and you can see your destination, so you gotta try your HARDest to not think about it and get it down before you get there. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.07.2006, 10:31 PM	#13
Better_Than_You the destroyed room Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 635	Whats having a boner feel like? __________________ ze space.
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12.07.2006, 10:32 PM	#14
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	just like a hard rod. __________________
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12.07.2006, 10:33 PM	#15
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	it feels like..umm..a nice feeling cramp haha i dunno __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.07.2006, 10:37 PM	#16
Better_Than_You the destroyed room Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 635	That sounds boring. Why should girls be proud of giving guys a "nice cramp" feeling in their crotch? __________________ ze space.
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12.07.2006, 10:44 PM	#17
blastscenealibi bad moon rising Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 185	My history teacher got boners at the chalkboard all the time. And this was an all-boy catholic school. So go figure.
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12.07.2006, 10:48 PM	#18
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	oh yeh he must be thinking of little boys hey. Because when im in the car and accidently crack a bone, im thinking of my dad. lol __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.08.2006, 12:42 AM	#20
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	i had a b0no one time. i cut it off at the stem and tortured it to death, screaming you are not jesus cunt at it. ah,good times.
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