bad jokes

floatingslowly · 11.23.2010, 10:54 PM

I don't know ANY (my sense of funny is less scripted, you dig?) and today, during an interview, I was asked for my worst.

please help me fulfil my promise of following up with one via email.

so, let's have them and please, no jokes about jews, pollocks, fags, beaners or naggers. they aren't funny and won't help me at all. that said, I can't stop you from posting jokes about jews, pollocks, fags, beaners or naggers, but they won't earn you rep (and my undying love).

go go go!!

static-harmony · 11.23.2010, 10:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIlOb...layer_embedded

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 11.23.2010, 11:02 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkrANxiA4Fw

floatingslowly · 11.23.2010, 11:03 PM

my plans are done for the evening.

and by that, I mean, I'm taking out my penis.

!@#$%! · 11.23.2010, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

my plans are done for the evening.

and by that, I mean, I'm taking out my penis.

^^ that's your answer.

email it now.

floatingslowly · 11.23.2010, 11:18 PM

note: I cannot link this lady bad utube standups (or my terrifically large penis - I use gmail and there's a bandwidth limit).

thank you, thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.

now post something I can copy paste, you cunts.

static-harmony · 11.23.2010, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tesla69

No parody implied, this is totally serious. You obviously needed to parody it, though. you must think rape is something ok to joke about.

Perhaps I shouldn't have said rape as much as molestation or assault, but this is an extreme attack by the State against the citizenry and needs to be addressed. the

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

<-- not afraid to have dick measured.

go on, mr tsa. watch the tape.

...

deflinus · 11.23.2010, 11:26 PM

did you hear about the evil tuna?

he was rotten to the albacore

floatingslowly · 11.23.2010, 11:28 PM

ok. no jokes about rape either. I know all of those already. hell, I can write new ones on the spot (since they are so funny). here's one freestyle:

glice, a rapist and then a pedo walk into a bar. the rapist looks at the pedo and says "c'mon man, let's go somewhere else, all the good seats are taken".

thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

static-harmony · 11.23.2010, 11:30 PM

I don't know man I can't help you out all my jokes are lame.

floatingslowly · 11.23.2010, 11:36 PM

please read thread title again (and get back to me).

THAT is what I neeed.

all of my jokes are awesome.

floatingslowly · 11.23.2010, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deflinus

did you hear about the evil tuna?

he was rotten to the albacore

^^^ more like this please!

static-harmony · 11.23.2010, 11:41 PM

A horse came went to the bar. The bartender asked him, Why the long face?

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 11.24.2010, 12:24 AM

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they couldn't take a bath.

floatingslowly · 11.24.2010, 01:12 AM

eugenius!

Derek · 11.24.2010, 06:05 AM

What do you call 36 alligators up a tree?

36 ALLIGATORS UP A TREE LOLZWSJH!!!

EVOLghost · 11.24.2010, 06:55 AM

What do you call a person with down syndrome and tourrettes......

Robin Williams!

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.24.2010, 11:56 AM

What do you call a mexican without a car?

Carlos

kinn · 11.24.2010, 01:01 PM

floatingslowly · 11.24.2010, 07:36 PM

why did glice cross the road?

there was a 12 year old Laotian boy on the other side.

11.23.2010, 10:54 PM	#1
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I don't know ANY (my sense of funny is less scripted, you dig?) and today, during an interview, I was asked for my worst. please help me fulfil my promise of following up with one via email. so, let's have them and please, no jokes about jews, pollocks, fags, beaners or naggers. they aren't funny and won't help me at all. that said, I can't stop you from posting jokes about jews, pollocks, fags, beaners or naggers, but they won't earn you rep (and my undying love). go go go!!
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11.23.2010, 10:57 PM	#2
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIlOb...layer_embedded __________________
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11.23.2010, 11:02 PM	#3
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkrANxiA4Fw
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11.23.2010, 11:03 PM	#4
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	my plans are done for the evening. and by that, I mean, I'm taking out my penis.
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11.23.2010, 11:18 PM	#6
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	note: I cannot link this lady bad utube standups (or my terrifically large penis - I use gmail and there's a bandwidth limit). thank you, thank you, you've been a wonderful audience. now post something I can copy paste, you cunts.
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11.23.2010, 11:26 PM	#8
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	did you hear about the evil tuna? he was rotten to the albacore
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11.23.2010, 11:28 PM	#9
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	ok. no jokes about rape either. I know all of those already. hell, I can write new ones on the spot (since they are so funny). here's one freestyle: glice, a rapist and then a pedo walk into a bar. the rapist looks at the pedo and says "c'mon man, let's go somewhere else, all the good seats are taken". thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
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11.23.2010, 11:30 PM	#10
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	I don't know man I can't help you out all my jokes are lame. __________________
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11.23.2010, 11:36 PM	#11
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	please read thread title again (and get back to me). THAT is what I neeed. all of my jokes are awesome.
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11.23.2010, 11:41 PM	#13
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	A horse came went to the bar. The bartender asked him, Why the long face? __________________
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11.24.2010, 12:24 AM	#14
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they couldn't take a bath.
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11.24.2010, 01:12 AM	#15
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	eugenius!
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11.24.2010, 06:05 AM	#16
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	What do you call 36 alligators up a tree? 36 ALLIGATORS UP A TREE LOLZWSJH!!!
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11.24.2010, 06:55 AM	#17
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	What do you call a person with down syndrome and tourrettes...... Robin Williams!
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11.24.2010, 11:56 AM	#18
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	What do you call a mexican without a car? Carlos
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11.24.2010, 01:01 PM	#19
kinn the destroyed room Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 540	sda
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11.24.2010, 07:36 PM	#20
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	why did glice cross the road? there was a 12 year old Laotian boy on the other side.
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