Are you bored today?

artsygrrl · 07.29.2009, 10:37 AM

There was a thread that was done where whoever starts the thread begins a story, then the next poster adds to the story, then the next one adds to that, and so on and so on. It can get weird because you can make your part go in any direction you want. So...

loubarret · 07.29.2009, 10:59 AM

There was a bored fuck

ALIEN ANAL · 07.29.2009, 11:04 AM

who broke into his mothers room to find that her room was full of sand

Anngella · 07.29.2009, 11:09 AM

dollars! So he got a shoebox and

floatingslowly · 07.29.2009, 11:32 AM

carefully placed his dead grandmother's ring-finger; a grim memorial of christmas past.

MellySingsDoom · 07.29.2009, 11:40 AM

He then had a Pot Noodle and monged out to the SYG board, scratching his pubes. Putting his head to one side, he realised that he had caught crabs from Morrissey. Or was it from Death In June's Douglas Pierce?

loubarret · 07.29.2009, 11:47 AM

Then in a superise attack Morrissey jumped him from behind and

floatingslowly · 07.29.2009, 12:06 PM

spun him around.

"I'm about to show you that not all "fake meat" tastes fake", The Moz whispered in a voice not unlike his dead grandmother's.

pbradley · 07.29.2009, 06:21 PM

Morrissey then preceded to decapitated himself before the bored fuck, thus permanently removing himself from any trans-dimensional narrative that might have been taking place. Following this, the Sun was extinguished.

automatic bzooty · 07.29.2009, 06:31 PM

then the moon reigned supreme, motherfuckers.

demonrail666 · 07.29.2009, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

He then had a Pot Noodle and monged out to the SYG board, scratching his pubes.

shit. i really need to learn how to disconnect my webcam

floatingslowly · 07.29.2009, 07:12 PM

the bleeding head of Morrissey exclaimed.

three hamsters that were dressed-for-bear had also been decapitated.

two rings and half a roll of thermal paper later, his PETA contract had been permanently cancelled.

demonrail666 · 07.29.2009, 07:29 PM

i'm tired, but not able to sleep. this is annoying in the extreme.

artsygrrl · 07.29.2009, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

i'm tired, but not able to sleep. this is annoying in the extreme.

"...said demonrail666, who then proceeded to throw on some clothes and run out the front door, where he suddenly...

tbannach · 07.29.2009, 11:01 PM

heard Mr. Sway say this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)

i seldom get "bored" in the classic sense of that word. im pretty creative and can usually find ways to entertain myself if need be.

proceeding this event demonrails followed mr. sway to draw artsy pictures of...

demonrail666 · 07.30.2009, 12:59 AM

i slept, but not sufficiently to now be described as sprightly

pbradley · 07.30.2009, 02:50 AM

Teetering on the edge insanity, our protagonist seemed to have lost all traces of boredom from his mind. In its place were rambling voices recounting sleep cycles and fingerprinting. His sand dollars and pot noodle spilled across the carpet below as he felt the ebb and flow of causality. Refresh, cause, refresh, event, refresh.

Satan · 07.30.2009, 03:44 AM

then, suddenly....

loubarret · 07.30.2009, 04:19 AM

a gaint pile of sugar that exploded

Satan · 07.30.2009, 04:28 AM

and morphed into a gelatinous orb of

07.29.2009, 10:37 AM	#1
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	There was a thread that was done where whoever starts the thread begins a story, then the next poster adds to the story, then the next one adds to that, and so on and so on. It can get weird because you can make your part go in any direction you want. So...
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07.29.2009, 10:59 AM	#2
loubarret expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Dutch suburbs Posts: 1,573	There was a bored fuck
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07.29.2009, 11:04 AM	#3
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	who broke into his mothers room to find that her room was full of sand __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	dollars! So he got a shoebox and __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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07.29.2009, 11:32 AM	#5
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	carefully placed his dead grandmother's ring-finger; a grim memorial of christmas past.
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07.29.2009, 11:40 AM	#6
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	He then had a Pot Noodle and monged out to the SYG board, scratching his pubes. Putting his head to one side, he realised that he had caught crabs from Morrissey. Or was it from Death In June's Douglas Pierce? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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loubarret expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Dutch suburbs Posts: 1,573	Then in a superise attack Morrissey jumped him from behind and
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07.29.2009, 12:06 PM	#8
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	spun him around. "I'm about to show you that not all "fake meat" tastes fake", The Moz whispered in a voice not unlike his dead grandmother's.
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07.29.2009, 06:21 PM	#9
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Morrissey then preceded to decapitated himself before the bored fuck, thus permanently removing himself from any trans-dimensional narrative that might have been taking place. Following this, the Sun was extinguished.
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07.29.2009, 06:31 PM	#10
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	then the moon reigned supreme, motherfuckers.
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07.29.2009, 07:12 PM	#12
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	the bleeding head of Morrissey exclaimed. three hamsters that were dressed-for-bear had also been decapitated. two rings and half a roll of thermal paper later, his PETA contract had been permanently cancelled.
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07.29.2009, 07:29 PM	#13
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	i'm tired, but not able to sleep. this is annoying in the extreme.
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07.30.2009, 12:59 AM	#16
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	i slept, but not sufficiently to now be described as sprightly
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07.30.2009, 02:50 AM	#17
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Teetering on the edge insanity, our protagonist seemed to have lost all traces of boredom from his mind. In its place were rambling voices recounting sleep cycles and fingerprinting. His sand dollars and pot noodle spilled across the carpet below as he felt the ebb and flow of causality. Refresh, cause, refresh, event, refresh.
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07.30.2009, 03:44 AM	#18
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	then, suddenly.... __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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07.30.2009, 04:19 AM	#19
loubarret expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Dutch suburbs Posts: 1,573	a gaint pile of sugar that exploded
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07.30.2009, 04:28 AM	#20
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	and morphed into a gelatinous orb of __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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