What The Fuck

Kloriel · 10.02.2008, 02:50 PM

So i make a few posts a few days ago and then go back to my studies. And now we have a bunch genetically malfunctioned and brain poisoned mutants reaping chaos upon these passive board fields?

FUCK THAT

i punch troll in the face. i burn them with fire, i chop them & immolate their matter with acid.

fuck you fuckers.
i chop so chop the choppiest danieal san
i'm the adder to your cobra kai i'm the miagi to your johnny lawrence. you're all 4th maybe third placers against a world that will sting anyone below second. All trolls must retreat back to their caves and revoke their beastly jealousies upon each other with things like clubs of oak and small pebbles. Don't fuck with this board. You have no idea who the fuck you're dealing with. I swallow malcontents and then on the the next i shape my shit into audio blasting e3m1s - you really wanna fuck with ferraris - you'd have better convincing your fuct foreign suburb to invade the vatican and convince the pope to revoke my quad damage.

i'm plus 37 on d20 plus trolls. dual weilding.

atsonicpark · 10.02.2008, 02:51 PM

floatingslowly · 10.02.2008, 02:53 PM

Well there's no need getting so upset, Steve. It's just that... well Myra's talked about how there's been plenty of nights you've spent hours down in your basement, working on some kind of radio or somethin'. Well, none of us have ever seen that radio...

(Long, suspenceful silence)

SYRFox · 10.02.2008, 02:54 PM

Kloriel · 10.02.2008, 02:59 PM

fox - i don't get your post, but if you need help or whatever in calling in real pipe hitting dead mother corpse fucking psychos, lemme know and i'll have like fifTEE of them all with metal bats and all with masks and all with ipods replaying 'old woman behind a counter in a small town' by pearl jam ON REPEAT for the last seven years: all prepared to plant a nice one where they thought they had tha rl camped.

oops
ufuctupt

SYRFox · 10.02.2008, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel

fox - i don't get your post, but if you need help or whatever in calling in real pipe hitting dead mother corpse fucking psychos, lemme know and i'll have like fifTEE of them all with metal bats and all with masks and all with ipods replaying 'old woman behind a counter in a small town' by pearl jam ON REPEAT for the last seven years: all prepared to plant a nice one where they thought they had tha rl camped.

oops
ufuctupt

thanks
but I was just stating that the thread "emmah box blahblahblah" had been deleted
I predict some organized admin action soon

Kloriel · 10.02.2008, 03:01 PM

good, otherwise there is going to be some cross country fucking destruction

SYRFox · 10.02.2008, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel

good, otherwise there is going to be some cross country fucking destruction

Rampant evil is always there... watch out

floatingslowly · 10.02.2008, 03:04 PM

I sure hope pbradley's ninja of the tps.us user-name doesn't get him IP banned.

hahahahah

ok sissy-britches, y'all are getting yr nice "safe" board back.

Kloriel · 10.02.2008, 03:08 PM

on the roof of hell you're gonna get stomped by angels feet

floatingslowly · 10.02.2008, 03:16 PM

you missed most of the fun Klor. the SYG board showed themselves to be the pack of spineless yellow dogs that they are (albeit, tastefully-dressed spineless yellow dogs, with fancy books and records on display).

the greater fool was you, sonic youth gossip.

may you wring yr sweaty ham-sized fists until the constant dripping shorts out yr keyboard, FOREVER.

Kloriel · 10.02.2008, 03:38 PM

neesh

Kloriel · 10.02.2008, 03:41 PM

everyone has a spine somewhere. maybe they were all just building theirs from legos and deciding which time period suited them best: space? medieval? modern? pirates?

pbradley · 10.02.2008, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I sure hope pbradley's ninja of the tps.us user-name doesn't get him IP banned.

hahahahah

Nope, Chabib just b& the tps.us account. I R FINE THX 4 ASKING

But my awesome counter-espionage tactics would have lead the way for an awesome SYG counter-trolling of TPS.

Kloriel · 10.02.2008, 03:47 PM

is that a man with subverted horns regurgitating german snausages out its mouth? in your avatar i mean not in a a global sense, however close it may apply imma cook something up and it is going to involve herring (not red).

pbradley · 10.02.2008, 03:54 PM

Nope, a picture of a Merman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fSsy-o_0SI

Or Jar Jar Binks.

Kloriel · 10.02.2008, 03:56 PM

fucking tragic. all it would have required was for some ol' jedi to say hey jj, we're going to make a bunch of money. kinda like that buckeye rb, what's his name now claurice?

Rob Instigator · 10.02.2008, 04:07 PM

this thread is confusing.

gmku · 10.02.2008, 04:10 PM

Just put them on your ignore list. You won't see their posts. They can't rep you. Or message you (I don't think).

floatingslowly · 10.02.2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Nope, Chabib just b& the tps.us account. I R FINE THX 4 ASKING

I AM glad that you can still post, however, it's only because of lazy adminship (*gasp*).

deleting users in the vBB admin_cp also deletes the ip trail associated with them. there is a separate option for straight-up ip bans. ip bans are the ONLY WAY to prevent people from coming back and making new names as they please (which I hope they do).

now, maybe I'm not giving Chabib enough credit, and he did both, however I find that hard to believe since you are still posting.

ip banning forces the user being banned to use a proxy (thereby causing post-lag, increasing the effort-to-work ratio and making it NO FUN).

RAAAAGE, compaints and bemoaning yr ruined board (oh, you sorry fucks) only serve to increase LULZ production.

that said, after the intial thrust (oOoooOOoooh, thrusting) it didn't take much to start enjoying their posts (thank you, Brave Sir Robin). and as soon as I have time, I fully intend to begin posting there regularly.

I do not condone malicious personal attacks against emmAH (or any other user), but beyond that it's all in good fun. if you take it serious or get BUTTSORE, you lose. PERIOD. most of you lost, hard.

there will NEVER come a time when this board cannot use NEW BLOOD. without the flow of blood, the board WILL shrivel up and DIE. unless you anticipate Sonic Youth selling out and bringing in droves of new people, you can count on this as yr future.

so, while some of y'all were pissing, moaning and busy filling up yr ignore list, I was busy making friends.

recap: delete_ban = fail. RAAAGE = fail. yous guys = fail. me = /facepalm. TPS = irl.lol

big shout-out goes to everyneurotic for his stellar performance yesterday. I <3 you.

10.02.2008, 02:50 PM	#1
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	So i make a few posts a few days ago and then go back to my studies. And now we have a bunch genetically malfunctioned and brain poisoned mutants reaping chaos upon these passive board fields? FUCK THAT i punch troll in the face. i burn them with fire, i chop them & immolate their matter with acid. fuck you fuckers. i chop so chop the choppiest danieal san i'm the adder to your cobra kai i'm the miagi to your johnny lawrence. you're all 4th maybe third placers against a world that will sting anyone below second. All trolls must retreat back to their caves and revoke their beastly jealousies upon each other with things like clubs of oak and small pebbles. Don't fuck with this board. You have no idea who the fuck you're dealing with. I swallow malcontents and then on the the next i shape my shit into audio blasting e3m1s - you really wanna fuck with ferraris - you'd have better convincing your fuct foreign suburb to invade the vatican and convince the pope to revoke my quad damage. i'm plus 37 on d20 plus trolls. dual weilding. __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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10.02.2008, 02:51 PM	#2
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	yep. __________________
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10.02.2008, 02:53 PM	#3
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Well there's no need getting so upset, Steve. It's just that... well Myra's talked about how there's been plenty of nights you've spent hours down in your basement, working on some kind of radio or somethin'. Well, none of us have ever seen that radio... *(Long, suspenceful silence)*
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10.02.2008, 02:54 PM	#4
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492
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10.02.2008, 02:59 PM	#5
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	fox - i don't get your post, but if you need help or whatever in calling in real pipe hitting dead mother corpse fucking psychos, lemme know and i'll have like fifTEE of them all with metal bats and all with masks and all with ipods replaying 'old woman behind a counter in a small town' by pearl jam ON REPEAT for the last seven years: all prepared to plant a nice one where they thought they had tha rl camped. oops ufuctupt __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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10.02.2008, 03:01 PM	#7
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	good, otherwise there is going to be some cross country fucking destruction __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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10.02.2008, 03:04 PM	#9
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I sure hope pbradley's ninja of the tps.us user-name doesn't get him IP banned. hahahahah ok sissy-britches, y'all are getting yr nice "safe" board back.
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10.02.2008, 03:08 PM	#10
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	on the roof of hell you're gonna get stomped by angels feet __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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10.02.2008, 03:16 PM	#11
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	you missed most of the fun Klor. the SYG board showed themselves to be the pack of spineless yellow dogs that they are (albeit, tastefully-dressed spineless yellow dogs, with fancy books and records on display). the greater fool was you, sonic youth gossip. may you wring yr sweaty ham-sized fists until the constant dripping shorts out yr keyboard, FOREVER.
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10.02.2008, 03:38 PM	#12
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	neesh __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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10.02.2008, 03:41 PM	#13
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	everyone has a spine somewhere. maybe they were all just building theirs from legos and deciding which time period suited them best: space? medieval? modern? pirates? __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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10.02.2008, 03:47 PM	#15
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	is that a man with subverted horns regurgitating german snausages out its mouth? in your avatar i mean not in a a global sense, however close it may apply imma cook something up and it is going to involve herring (not red). __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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10.02.2008, 03:54 PM	#16
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Nope, a picture of a Merman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fSsy-o_0SI Or Jar Jar Binks.
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10.02.2008, 03:56 PM	#17
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	fucking tragic. all it would have required was for some ol' jedi to say hey jj, we're going to make a bunch of money. kinda like that buckeye rb, what's his name now claurice? __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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10.02.2008, 04:07 PM	#18
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	this thread is confusing. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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10.02.2008, 04:10 PM	#19
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Just put them on your ignore list. You won't see their posts. They can't rep you. Or message you (I don't think). __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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