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i am now "that wife".
oops. anyone have any holiday work party disaster stories? |
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ouch! no disaster stories from christmas parties, though. that's jesus' birthday.
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by jesus you mean chicken wing? so tender and mild? (which is how my kid has been singing silent night and i told him he probably shouldn't do that at school... since someone might get a little upset he's substituting chicken wing for holy infant)
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Tell him to preach on.
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Office parties: to be avoided. I've had a good season of crashing other people's work parties whilst entirely avoiding three of my own. Winner.
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I have a work party to attend on the 20th. I just found out yesterday that the managers organized a Secret Santa gift exchange, and pulled names for all of the employees. If I had known they were going to do this, I would have asked them to leave my name out of it, because I don't have $20 to spare for this dumb gift I have to buy for someone who may as well be a complete stranger. I mean don't these people realize that we have families and real friends we have to buy gifts for as well? Cunts.
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at this party i may have done the following things:
punched someone's husband went on and on and on about how hot this female employee is... to her... and i kept going on and i wrapped it up by telling her i'm not a lesbian. called a bunch of people pussies. told someone else's husband that we should go home together and his wife should go home with my husband. it didn't come out like i meant it to. and some other stuff. i'm sorry, floatingslowly ![]() |
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ha ha-- how is that you meant it to come out? but look on the bright side: you're in oklahoma i'm sure that's the bread & butter of social life in your fine state did this happen all recently, or is that your rapsheet? |
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eh, fuck it. sillier shit has been said at office parties. the sooner you guys start joking about it, the sooner you won't be "that wife" anymore.
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i don't know how i meant it to come out. i... don't... know. i wasn't flirting.
oh no... i did all that last night at his work party. i have a bad habit of calling people pussies when i drink. there's this one guy who hates me because he's nickname is now pussy. 4th of july: girl: hey everyone want a shot? pussy: oh no... not me. me: why the fuck not? you a fucking pussy? waaaah does your pussy hurt? awww your poor poor fucking pussy. you fucking pussy... just take a fucking shot, puss. pussy: blank stare girl: here are the shots! (and she brought the pussy one too... we all drink shots, including the pussy) me: awww did that make your pussy feel better, you fucking pussy? and on... and on.... i tried to tell him one night that i didn't really think he was a pussy... he didn't seem to care. |
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on the upside... someone out-wifed me after i left. she danced on a chair. i would NEVER make a spectacle of myself! |
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Girlgun marry me? Think of all the havoc we can create.
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see? there you go! nothing to worry about.
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I hate going to such things.
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17 years! impressive! synth... savage is going to kill you for using that! haha. |
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my dad is getting married in 2 hours. i'm hung the fuck over. the only thing that's gonna help is a drink. dammit.
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Don't worry by the time he get here, with his Bike I will be in San Francisco.
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haha I'm not mad. she was pretty bombed though. I had to get her out of there before she got any worse. I have to work with these people ffs and they are all a bunch of hens. however, as mentioned, she was out-wifed. the lady who's husband got punched (on stage during a trivia thing) didn't seem to care. she just wanted to talk about "chris' wife". hahahah also of note, she:
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I really wish there was video footage.
I say blame it on "stress" from the ice whatnot. |
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