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You fucking asked for this.
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the end of the ugly
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i don't know..
i don't speak dick..
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Warm and comfortable.
What does your penis call a poo-chute porkie?
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Home. My penis calls it home.
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someone posted a story a while ago about stupid names for vaginas and dicks and they said that they called their vagina their 'baby chute'. i thought that was pretty kool.
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I have heard it been referred to as a 'cock-holster' once.
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it calls it random names, pulls its hair and runs away
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vadge gash minge flange cunt
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I don't have a vagina, but my friends and I call vaginas that. But when I am thinking with my penis, it is called a vagina. If I was having a conversation with a girl about where I'd like to stick my penis (which I don't know why I would, sex isn't all that premeditated) I would say "in your vagina." |
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this is dumb!
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I'd rethink the clinical terminology. Massive turn-off. |
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I would also re-think "baby chute." Babies are the last thing I am thinking about regarding this most wonderful of body parts.
I mean, I know they go through there and everything, but procreation is not my interest. Ever. |
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the thing thats better than beer
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Adamantly seconded. SJIND, this is beginning to explain a lot. |
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Baby chute originally started as a word my friend Nic thought I said. I actually said bathing suit. We decided the word was very funny, and started making jokes about baby chutes.
I know clinical terminology is a turn-off. I don't talk about the body parts when I'm with women. Things just happen. If we were discussing it over tea though, that is what I would call it. |
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what do ya call a redhead who shaves her muff ::drum roll:: orange ruffy
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to porkmarras again
RDTV said it with "home". It's always eager to slap on a lube tube and get to business!
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When a man has sex with a woman its simply the closest thing he'll ever get to returning to his mother's womb, we're all just trying to return to the womb.
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