[porkmarras]

Poll on the way.

[sonicl]

Ironically enough (and this is true), I have.

A few months ago I went to the pub with a mate and there were two "people of restricted growth" there puffing away on fags. I had no intention of being offensive, but somehow the filter between my brain and my mouth failed, and I heard myself saying, "They'll stunt your growth, you know".

Did you know that no matter how much you wish, the ground simply will not open up and swallow you.

[jon boy]

i was not so much offended as terrified by a dwarf in LA who was dressed as chucky from the childs play movies. he tugged at my jeans and when i turned to see who it was pretended to stab me with a fake knife. saw him in a bar later that night and bought him a beer so all was well in the end.

[porkmarras]

I have accidentally given a dwarf who insisted on doing acrobatics on my table in a pub a funny look and he misinterpreted it as me making funny of his looks but the whole thing panned out for the best and i apologized to him.Dwarves are cool but a tad too oversensitive.

[jon boy]

it was funny afterwards but there were a few seconds of pure terror on my part. he was sat in a bar afterwards all still dressed up. he seemed quite popular with the ladies as well.

[Savage Clone]

They like the Bad Boys.

[Tokolosh]

I always tell them how cute they are, by bending down and pinching their cheeks.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

I always tell them how cute they are, by bending down and pinching their cheeks.

That's asking for trouble.

[ToasterDude84]

a guy i used to work with was a dwarfand je was pretty cool.

we went out for beers sometimes but he couldnt take the booze much if ya know what i mean lol

[Tokolosh]

Originally Posted by ToasterDude84

a guy i used to work with was a dwarfand je was pretty cool.

we went out for beers sometimes but he couldnt take the booze much if ya know what i mean lol

 

Oh! I get it. You work for a circus. Jeess! You almost had me there for a minute...

[fishmonkey]

yeah i did, their little heads made me nervous, in fact whenever i see i dwarf i hand them a bell and make em ring it all the time to ensure i dont cross their paths again.

[pantophobia]

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

 

Oh! I get it. You work for a circus. Jeess! You almost had me there for a minute...

he ain't foooling anyone, a coke can in the pants doesn't work

now, a dwarf in the pants, that'll make people think

[ToasterDude84]

it was a beer bottle actually

and no i don't work at the circus.

[James Blonde]

That sin is with James Blonde's soul.

[Tokolosh]

Originally Posted by ToasterDude84

it was a beer bottle actually

and no i don't work at the circus.

Welcome to the board, by the way.

[screamingskull]

ive never even met a dwarf.

[Glice]

I know a dwarf. I used to teach at a special needs class that he was in. Geoff was his name.

He wasn't big, and he wasn't clever.

[Glice]

And, to compound that joke, I was actually told it by Ange, a dwarf friend of mine, who has a habit of saying, "Fuck off, can't you tell I'm too weird to argue with?" which is made all the scarier by her squeaky voice. Funny though.

I have officially confused the PC police into non-existence.

[king_buzzo]

hey, you, which pedal is that quote for in your sig?

[Glice]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

hey, you, which pedal is that quote for in your sig?

I've left the pedal thread alone thus far. Please never attempt to incur my wrath by mentioning pedals to me directly ever again.

To re-iterate: Pedals are not a suitable subject for discussion under any circumstances. Thanks.