i'm in hosptial!

Toilet & Bowels · 08.16.2007, 06:21 PM

and i've got a machine hooked up to me. i've also got thisinternet/tv/phone machine to keep me occupied. the doctors are standing on the other side of my cubicle's curtain talking about me like i can't hear them... they said that they don't believe that the amount i told them i drink is really the amount i drink, they think i drink double what i told them, but i gave them an honest answer!

pbradley · 08.16.2007, 06:22 PM

So whatcha in for? Alcohol poisoning?

Savage Clone · 08.16.2007, 06:25 PM

Yikes.
Hope everything turns out OK!

ThePits · 08.16.2007, 06:30 PM

Doctors aren't used to people telling them the truth, they always assume you are telling them half a story. Get well

Everyneurotic · 08.16.2007, 06:37 PM

say hi to dominik fernow for me.

ohh you mean the hospital hospital, save me some jello then.

pantophobia · 08.16.2007, 06:46 PM

sheesh man, what did you have to drink?

the ikara cult · 08.16.2007, 07:03 PM

get well soon

Cantankerous · 08.16.2007, 07:04 PM

whaaaat?
you're bullshitting me.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 08.16.2007, 07:05 PM

Can we visit?

Norma J · 08.16.2007, 07:24 PM

They have the internet in hospitals now? Man, I was in there for a whole day the other month and alls they had for me was needles and fluids.

I'll be in there again at the end of this month and I'm sure that's all they'll have for me again.

Cantankerous · 08.16.2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

They have the internet in hospitals now? Man, I was in there for a whole day the other month and alls they had for me was needles and fluids.

I'll be in there again at the end of this month and I'm sure that's all they'll have for me again.

ooh, what for>?

Norma J · 08.16.2007, 11:40 PM

Something in my stomach burst. I have to get it out.

Cantankerous · 08.16.2007, 11:58 PM

ewww sounds a bit nasty.

k-krack · 08.17.2007, 12:10 AM

I have to stay in the hospital for two motherfucking days in a couple days... that's going to be terrible...
Here's hopin' I got internet (I'm positive I don't, as it's not listed in the booklet of shit...)

jon boy · 08.17.2007, 04:23 AM

are you donating yourself to medical science? or is it one of those medical testing places?

screamingskull · 08.17.2007, 04:48 AM

he's growing ears on his back

no, really, what cha in for Toilet?

nicfit · 08.17.2007, 04:55 AM

Alcohol poisoning, apparently. Once I had to bring in an hospital a friend of mine becuz he completely passed out while watching ABPK playing live (we drank lots of Lambrusco and Gin), luckily he just needed a good night of sleep in hospital snorting like a dinosaur (not jr.) and in the morning I brought him home, the only drawbacks were
1: telling his mom on the phone "uhh, miss ***, I think me and *** will stay at ***'s for tonight...ermmm, no I can't let you talk to him becoz..uh...he's already sleeping? Well, kinda, seeyoutomorrow-click-"
2: the insanely awful smell of vomit his clothes had the following morning, I had to drive with my head outside the car, Ace Ventura style.
3: he liked ABPK's bassist, and all he got from her is the disgusted look she has in a pic where she looks at him passed out on the floor with the head pressed against the PA speakers' stack on the side of the stage.

Now, T&B, hope you're fine and that they will let you run free soon.

screamingskull · 08.17.2007, 04:57 AM

he's turned into

nicfit · 08.17.2007, 04:59 AM

with shorter hair.

screamingskull · 08.17.2007, 05:00 AM

and less fat

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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,265	and i've got a machine hooked up to me. i've also got thisinternet/tv/phone machine to keep me occupied. the doctors are standing on the other side of my cubicle's curtain talking about me like i can't hear them... they said that they don't believe that the amount i told them i drink is really the amount i drink, they think i drink double what i told them, but i gave them an honest answer!
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	They have the internet in hospitals now? Man, I was in there for a whole day the other month and alls they had for me was needles and fluids. I'll be in there again at the end of this month and I'm sure that's all they'll have for me again. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Alcohol poisoning, apparently. Once I had to bring in an hospital a friend of mine becuz he completely passed out while watching ABPK playing live (we drank lots of Lambrusco and Gin), luckily he just needed a good night of sleep in hospital snorting like a dinosaur (not jr.) and in the morning I brought him home, the only drawbacks were 1: telling his mom on the phone "uhh, miss *, I think me and * will stay at ***'s for tonight...ermmm, no I can't let you talk to him becoz..uh...he's already sleeping? Well, kinda, seeyoutomorrow-click-" 2: the insanely awful smell of vomit his clothes had the following morning, I had to drive with my head outside the car, Ace Ventura style. 3: he liked ABPK's bassist, and all he got from her is the disgusted look she has in a pic where she looks at him passed out on the floor with the head pressed against the PA speakers' stack on the side of the stage. Now, T&B, hope you're fine and that they will let you run free soon. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	he's turned into
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nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	with shorter hair. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	and less fat
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